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Friday, March 12, 2010

After falling asleep while cooking a late-night snack, a 22-year-old bank worker from Lancaster, England, claims that he found the image of Jesus burned onto his frying pan. "I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burnt this face on to the pan," said Toby Elles. "It's some kind of miracle."

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Holy bacon batman!

I immediately went into sarcasm mode when I saw the headline, but then took a look at the picture of this guy's frying pan. Hey, it's not a bad resemblance. You can even make out a crown of throwns.

Back to being sarcastic -- since this guy was the one who decided to scrub out the burned frying pan after the fire, who's to say he didn't just move some of the burned bacon bits around a little himself so he could form it into the image shown in the photo. Most people would have just tossed the pan into the garbage.

Just sayin'

Oh lawdy, I see the light!

who's to say he didn't just move some of the burned bacon bits around a little himself so he could form it into the image shown in the photo. Most people would have just tossed the pan into the garbage.

Just sayin'

#2 | Posted by CalifChris

He might be the worlds first frying pan artist.

Elvis saw Jesus after too much bacon.

That aint Jesus, it's Salvador Dali.

Is it just me, or is ol' Jesus there a bit crosseyed?

Of course the fact that he's nothing but few smears of carbonized bacon grease means strabismus is probably the least of his worries...

If that is Jesus he is smoking a joint!

I think it is the Zig Zag Man!

www.tattoosymbol.com

splains why he fell asleep while cooking too.

Calif,

"Hey, it's not a bad resemblance."

To what?

The popularized version of Christ in paintings from the Middle Ages.

There is one part of the skillet I would bet is right on.

Jesus has a dark complexion.

Is he trying to insinuate that Jesus had a big nose?

Think I'll go make a JLT. Easy on the mayo.

DX

Don't let those sandwiches turn you into him

Good one AU. Where did you find the pic of Zombie?

That's actually Chairborne

A frontal shot:

Chairborne does the Elks Lodge

Whoa. That's some major cameltoe.

No kidding DX! LOL

Great. I'll never get to sleep now...

Sauteluia and braise the lard!

Brit finds Jesus in his frying pan?

Moron!

Everybody knows that Jesus only lives inside toasters.

Be Well.

"Everybody knows that Jesus only lives inside toasters."

What about the lid of a jar of Marmite?
news.bbc.co.uk

Cathliks are suckers for this garbage. Now we are going to have 5 days of burnt toast and spilled milk in all kinds of shapes.

Look, I could do that on purpose and place the food in the right shape until it comes out to show even Obama

The guy is an attention freak.

What about the lid of a jar of Marmite?

There is nothing good about Marmite.

Marmite is a tool of the Debbil!!

Seriously, that stuff is gross.

Blech :>(

Be Well.

Spud, I think it was the Brit who was toasted in this case...

I mean, Jesus Crisp, dude! A little slice of heaven in your skillet? What else are you cooking up? Straighten up and fry right!

Hey, maybe he's a pantheist.

Now the only important question here... How did he taste?

- M

Straighten up and fry right!

Hey, maybe he's a pantheist.

FF fer CBOB! ^_^

Be Well.

No way.

I've had British food.

Jesus is the LAST thing you'd find in a frying pan over there.

How is it that things like this still get reported on? It is the biggest non-story you could ever come up with.

Praise the Lord and pass the pan cleaner!

If he ever existed, Jesus would've looked something like this;

www.popularmechanics.com

Look, I could do that on purpose and place the food in the right shape until it comes out to show even Obama
#22 | Posted by richardrhine at 2010-03-12 09:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

Too late Richard, already been done...

www.barelypolitical.com

My favorite quote from the article: "but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me." LOL, awesome stuff! (By awesome, I mean hilarious, not divine...)

Maybe Jesus was saying "Eat me."

Looks like a cross section of a bum to me.

Hold on now! If Jesus was Jewish, and this image is make from burnt pig grease... are we looking at a blasphemy of Satanic proportions?

... or, maybe it's God's way of sayin that if bacon is OK for his son, then it's A-OK for his chosen people?

There is no -ism worth giving up bacon. I'm a vegetarian but even I make an exception for a couple strips of the crispy goodness once a week.

"I'm a vegetarian but even I make an exception for a couple strips of the crispy goodness once a week."

Then are you TRULY a vegetarian? : )

My diet is health based, not ideological. True vegetarians would disapprove but it works for me. I also don't freak out at a little animal protein once in a while in the form of fish or shrimp.

Are "Fish" and "Shrimp" their real names---or just their CB Handles?

Skillet before it multiplies

If he found Mohammed in his bacon fry pay he'd of course be getting death threats!!!

There's a better picture of jeebus than that on the butt of every Jack Russel Terrier......

I just farted and the cloud looked like the Virgin Mary. Hmmm. Smells like a 2000 year old virgin, too.

ANTICADILLAC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAhAAAA. Very good.

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