Lock the car doors!

He probably has a better chance at getting elected at this point than Obama. Probably has the same birth certificate issue, though.

I love penguins!

They've hired bodyguards.....

LOL Corky!

They've hired bodyguards.....

i42.tinypic.com

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2010-03-11 04:32 PM

Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo.

The second penguin says, what makes you think I'm not?

Maybe they could name it The President Penguin!

That would be sure the piss off the Glennbeckians.

...be sure to piss off...

stupid puter! do what I say!

Looks kind of blue

I love the little clip of the one penguin walking past the other when he gets slapped face down on the ice...LOL.

I'll bet it shows up late for migration with an attitude.

I bet it has a bigger dick than you.

But then, so does a nanite.

Sad, Cork.
Sad.

Looks kind of blue

#10 | Posted by kanrei at 2010-03-11 04:54 PM

I'll I had to do was read the headline and I knew there would be imbiciles here posting something about the President of the United States.

-Kind of? Man, pick a side already.

Now THAT's funny!

(Take a hint, Cookie.)

LMBO Live or Die!!!!

LOL

"Kind of? Man, pick a side already."

Is that fence-fluffer at it again? lol

the animal has lost control of its pigmentation

I hate it when that happens.

"I'll I had to do was read the headline and I knew there would be imbiciles (sic) here posting something about the President of the United States."

Why the fuck else would it be posted on a political blog site? Or did I stumble upon the National Geographic blogosphere instead? Get a grip dude, or is tax season getting unbearable? At the very least, if you're going to piss and moan about imbeciles, learn how to spell imbeciles.

-I hate it when that happens.

So does Crackfish. The women just expect so much more then.....

Why the fuck else would it be posted on a political blog site?

#21 | Posted by SpokaneJim at 2010-03-11 05:27 PM

"Sheesh, we're uptight around here, aren't? lol!"

They're pretty constipated in Spokane. And who can blame them? You'd be uptight if you lived in the boonies as well.

SpokaVegas as my friend who lives there calls it...

"SpokaVegas as my friend who lives there calls it...'

We're certainly surrounded by casinos, but nothing like Las Vegas. More like New Mexico, where nobody knows where all that money goes. I see Dullboy is still sniffing at my ass. Man Crunch ain't doing it for you?

Never been there. Looked it up on Wiki, which said it has a semi-arid climate. How is that even possible in Washington, home of Seattle? lol! Must be a real crappy place to live if the rest of Washington won't even share it's rain with it.

Hello Antarctica, this is Johnny Cash.

#27 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

LOL! Most of Washington is in fact pretty dry. Rain shadow effect from the Cascades. Spokane isn't nearly as hot and dry as the interior of the state, we sit just on the western slopes of the northern Rockies. It's sort of a poor man's Bolder. But a day's drive to several National Parks, beaches, ski areas, etc, actually make Spokane a pretty nice place. And considering the living expenses of the great lefty Mecca of Seattle, it's becoming more and more desirable. Don't listen to Dullboy, his head is shoved so far up his own ass he can't even read a map.

Looks kind of blue
#10 | Posted by kanrei

.....that's cause the cops have worked him over....

I wonder if it had a really big beak and kinky feathers?

It looks photoshopped..

Can it dance??

#21 | Posted by SpokaneJim at 2010-03-11 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd rather be called out for a typo than made to look a fool regarding the difference between limited liability for shareholders and corporate personhood.

Still doesn't excuse your constant hackary.

Penguins creep me out.

Kind of? Man, pick a side already.

#15 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-03-11 05:02 PM

ROFLMAO

Arrested for EFWB ... Eating Fish While Black

Penguin... Joker... Riddler... Catwoman. Who was your favorite Batman villian?

Another black swan event.

Another black swan event.

Good observation.

Obligatory penguin joke time...

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Be Well.

Looks kind of blue

#10 | Posted by kanrei at 2010-03-11 04:54 PM | Reply |

The Sharpie package said black.

Damn chinese.