A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."

Ha! Made you read it. The jokes on you, asshole.

Damaging 6+ aftershocks in Chile - at least one every half hour for the past few hours - BREAKING.

#1
You've obviously got way to much time on your hands. Human life is that meaningless? Spare the rest of us of your cynicism. For all of you who truly believe that, do humanity a favor and put yourselves out your misery. TAking a page out of the gaia's book, do it for the earth.

#3

Blow it out your ass!

Link to 7.2 "aftershock" in Chile:

The biggest gang I know is called "The Government."
And a gang is a weapon that you trade your mind in for- Jane's Addiction

The Show Me State temporarily became the No-Show State on Wednesday as some prominent Missouri Democrats decided they'd rather be somewhere else when President Obama came to push his massive health care overhaul plan.

Missouri Secretary of State Robin Carnahan, the all-but-certain Democratic nominee for the Senate seat being vacated by Republican Sen. Christopher S. "Kit" Bond, was "already locked in" to meetings in Washington, D.C., on Wall Street financial reforms, said her spokesman, Linden Zakula, who downplayed her absence for Mr. Obama's visit to St. Charles, just outside St. Louis.

yeah, they understand america doesnt want this healthcare bill and supporting it will cost them their jobs, so why should they be a one termer like obama will be. the more he pushes this the lower his approval rating goes. so my question is why does he push it?

Slow day on the Tort, must be filled with tarts, irrational human beings unconscious from deathpotato farts

The recession and the ongoing jobless recovery devastated much of the private-sector work force last year, sending unemployment soaring, but government workers emerged essentially unscathed, according to data released Wednesday by the Labor Department.

Meanwhile, the compensation for state and local government employees continued to easily outdistance the wages and benefits for workers in private business, a separate Labor Department report showed.

Private-industry employers spent an average of $27.42 per hour worked for total employee compensation in December, while total compensation costs for state and local government workers averaged $39.60 per hour.

The average government wage and salary per hour of $26.11 was 35 percent higher than the average wage and salary of $19.41 per hour in the private sector. But the percentage difference in benefits was much higher. Benefits for state and local workers averaged $13.49 per hour, nearly 70 percent higher than the $8 per hour in benefits paid by private businesses.

hey when you dont have to worry about payroll and profits to pay it then sure why not

Nancy Pelosi's office was told of concerns about Eric Massa

By Carol D. Leonnig
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, March 11, 2010

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office was notified in October by then-Rep. Eric Massa's top aide of concerns about the New York Democrat's behavior, two congressional sources familiar with the matter said Wednesday night.

Joe Racalto, Massa's chief of staff, was uneasy that Massa, 50, was living with several young, unmarried male staffers and using sexually explicit language with them, one source said. But what finally prompted him to call Pelosi's director of member services, the source said, was a lunch date that Massa made with a congressional aide in his 20s who worked in the office of Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.).

According to a person briefed on the call, Racalto was concerned that the lunch followed a pattern by Massa -- who is married and has two children -- of trying to spend time alone with young gay men with no ostensible work purpose. Racalto, according to this person, also alerted Frank's chief of staff. The sources spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the political sensitivity of the matter.

well she wasnt worried about ol charlie until public pressure built so......so much for being the party of ethics etc....

Blow it out your ass!

#4 | Posted by Ron_Karate

I think he did via the keyboard.

More ObamaNation spending records:

They weren't too thrilled with his heinous in St. Louis:

They weren't too thrilled with his heinous in St. Louis:

gatewaypundit.firstthings.com

#13 | Posted by nanc

Well Done, MO!

anyone else watch the prime ministers questions from house of commons on cspan

damn they were going after each other....makes the state of union and wilson shout out seem like a tea party...a real one..

brown called the opposition juvenile...and it went down from there.

SHOULD WE?

ALSO news from the island

any of you know that VEGGANS are on a list of groups that will get non discrimatory status?

so I guess if you are eating a hamburger around one, they can sue you for damages???
or pain and suffering of them because you are eating burnt animal flesh

Jesus' Last Words:

"CAN SOMEBODY GET A FUCKING LADDER AND A PAIR OF PLIERS??!!!!!?

-Sam Kinison

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

-George Carlin

I would never be a memeber of any group that would have ME as a memeber- Groucho Marx

No, he's still base:

"Al-Qaeda Killer Who Shot His Way Out of Hospital Is Former Dem Operative"

"Al-Qaeda terrorist, Sharif Mobley, was arrested in Yemen earlier this year. The New Jersey man shot two men at a hospital in Yemen over the weekend after being arrested in the company of several al-Qaeda members. Sharif Mobley, 26, was quietly detained earlier this year by Yemeni authorities."

"Campaign finance records show Mobley received $75 as an election day worker for Gov. Jon Corzine's campaign in 2005."

"Campaign finance records show Mobley received $75 as an election day worker for Gov. Jon Corzine's campaign in 2005."

The Muslim community organizers used to get Senate seats.

It is a very bad news day if I have to report something like this:

Too funny. The media is so in the tank with Democrats they even labeled Rangel a Republican. Sadly this is not a first.

Unemployment tops 20% in eight Californistan counties:

Been gone for awhile,come back and Tosser has been put on "vacation"?What's been going on here?

'night blog. Sleep well.