I should have known. AFLACbibble's last girlfriend.

HEY! whAt r ewe tawking ABout?
THAT WimmIN is HOT HOT HOTCHA siZZZZZZZZZlin, exspeSHElly hER BEADY EYES, deaD sTRIPpers gHAZE and mechaNICal pencil LIPS
NO not THOSE lips your dirty MINDeD LIBS!!!!
Getting a PIEce of HERRRRRRRRRRRR grrrrrrrrrr would be TEN TIMES better than takin a dump at the enTRANCe to the ALAMO!!!!!
HEY! when do the meds kic kin?
~Alflakahubblebubble

"HEY! when do the meds kic kin?
~Alflakahubblebubble"
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

The last two lines should read:

"~Alflakahubblebubble

HEY! when do the meds kic kin?"
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Better x-ray her chest for breast implant explosives, right Murph?

#3 | Posted by KBM

Should read:

Me want attention...NOW! But got nothing to say. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
#3 | Posted by KBM

Question: Muslim men are promised 72 virgins in the afterlife if they fight for Allah, what was this woman promised? Is it 72 pairs of shows? Some chocolate perhaps? Seriously thought, what do female jihadis get in the afterlife?

So I guess profiling young Muslim men is useless now?

Muslim men are promised 72 virgins and they all could be male.

what was this woman promised? Is it 72 pairs of shows? Show enough. I'm guessing it is 72 male goats.

Question: Muslim men are promised 72 virgins in the afterlife if they fight for Allah, what was this woman promised? Is it 72 pairs of shows? Some chocolate perhaps? Seriously thought, what do female jihadis get in the afterlife?

#6 | Posted by member2586

Swine?

That would explain why Muslims don't eat pigs in this life.

A few thoughts:

Too bad she didn't succeed when she tried to kill herself.

If by "helping Muslims" she really meant "fucking Muslims in the ass by creating yet another story of a looney Muslim jihadist wanting to murder Americans at random" then she's done a fine job helping Muslims.

An apt punishment for her would be to send her out to live in Burkaville somewhere. Being a lunatic and a Westerner whether she likes it or not, it would only be matter of time before she forgets her place as a woman and ends up with a face full of acid or something like that.

"Seriously thought, what do female jihadis get in the afterlife?"

One less beating per week.

Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

"Misconception - 72 Black Eyed Virgins

Muslim martyrs will not go to heaven and marry 72 black eyed virgins. This idea stems from a mistranslation: the Quran says martyrs going to heaven will get "hur," and the word was taken by early commentators to mean "virgins." But in Aramaic, hur meant "white" and was commonly used to mean "white grapes," which the Quran compares to crystal and pearls, and contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.

Boy, there is going to be quite a few disgruntled terrorist in heaven with a jet engine stuck up there backside, wondering where their virgins are and what the heck is with all this fruit."

I've heard "hur" translated as "beans"

Ben Beans?

Waterboard that BITCH..... Just to Piss Spuds off!!!

Is she still qualify for 72 virgins?? 72 young boys??

#4 | Posted by L_RContrarian

Are you trying to start a discussion or stalking me again?

It appears they have a lot of evidence on this woman.

Solitary for 25 years--and no internet.

Have a nice life...

I am not sure that's a WOMAN.... Look at the pictures.... Looks like a TV to me man. Are they sure that's a woman? Look at the chin and the cheekbones. Come on.... That's TV all the way......

She had a boyfriend for five years... Hmmm He was focused on his job and he had no clue... That's a TV... They probably only did it doggy in the dark too... LOL

Cut her hands off

#20

woof woof

lol

#10 | POSTED BY SULLY
"If by "helping Muslims" she really meant "fucking Muslims in the ass by creating yet another story of a looney Muslim jihadist wanting to murder Americans at random" then she's done a fine job helping Muslims."

Wow.
That's about as spot-on as you can get.
Wonder if she'll ever figure that out?

Wonder if she'll ever figure that out?

Yes she will... In about a year or two while sitting in a very dark Cold Cell... The woman obviously has mental Issues and she should plead insanity...

Obviously Nuts... But then again so are most terrorists.

Piece of Shit. Hang her high.

Corky, that's wicked funny. We need a public execurion of this vermin.

Another religious conservative advocating useless violence.
Another religious conservative crying for attention.
...and getting it, unfortunately.
The best punishment for these people is a long life of obscurity in a jail cell.
Yawn.

Patrick Kennedy is outspoken railing about the Operation Mockingbird media's focus on the lurid shower room escapade of Eric Massa at the expense of an anti-war resolution in the House. At the same time, the CIA-dominated media seriously exaggerated the imagined threat of an insane woman, Colleen LaRose, also known as Jihad Jane.

In addition to mindless sex scandals and moronic reality television shows and sitcoms, the corporate media and entertainment industry under the direction of the CIA and the Pentagon the latter has long had operatives in newsrooms creates all manner of fatuous and absurd pretense to keep the manufactured global war on terror rolling along.

Jihad Jane, the engineered face of white al-Qaeda in America, is but only the most recent example.