Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Kill files?

ALLRIGHT

lets start off with that standard staple of humor

a good old dick joke..

My dick is so big; sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big; it was impeached by Congress.

My dick is so big; Florida had to measure it twice.

When do the jokes start?

Pentagon shooter a leftist pothead?:

www.worldtribune.com

When do the jokes start?

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010

BA DUMP DUMP

good one...

I can eat 50 eggs.

anyone see the cnn report last night about the guy and his mom who are growing and selling 'medical' pot?
was that ever eyeopening or what...she bragged about them getting high together .....
and every other word out of his mouth was either LIKE or ...dude.....

can eat 50 eggs.

#6 | Posted by wisgod

please warn anyone around you when you get through.

I can eat 50 eggs

Cool, Luke

I can eat 50 eggs

That movie was on TCM the other night. Still greatness.

ANNOUNCEMENT

HEALTH CARE will get through

how do I know that..
just heard stupec tell fox that he wasnt talking to steny about it but was in talks with WAXMAN...so soon stupec will prove to the country that he is just another lying goddamn democrat obama ass kisser who doesnt have the sack to uphold his principles...

but you know me..I dont make predictions.

When do the jokes start?

What day did you say you were born, LetUsBray? A realy good one started then.

Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

Still greatness.

One of my faves.

"I don't care if rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car"

That movie was on TCM the other night. Still greatness.

#10 | Posted by taxman

I watched it for the I don't know how many time this weekend on DVD. One of my favorites. I need to go buy "Hud" tonight.

When do the jokes start?

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-10 12:17 PM

"Letusbray stumbles into the retort..."

101

"What we have here is...failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke is one of the greatest.

The above quote can also apply to AFKABabble's posts.

I watched it for the I don't know how many time this weekend on DVD.

My son "borrowed" mine a couple of years ago. Guess I'll have to buy it again.

Cool Hand Luke, Hud and The Hustler. The Triple Crown...

"just heard stupec tell fox that he wasnt talking to steny about it but was in talks with WAXMAN...so soon stupec will prove to the country that he is just another lying goddamn democrat obama ass kisser who doesnt have the sack to uphold his principles..."

Do you even know what "principle" Stupac stands for and how it figures into health care reform??

I watched it for the I don't know how many time this weekend on DVD

Pretty funny because I broke out some of my old favorites this weekend while the wife and kid were at the M-I-L's. Bullit is still one of my favorites.

I know that we will see proof that all of this talk from him about his principles are just that..talk and lies and bullshit from yet another dem who is given an'offer he cant refuse"..from the chicago thugs now in the white house

ANYONE else see this report

TOYOTA sales for first 8 days in march UP over 50%...

interesting....

In other words you don't have any idea.

My dick is so big; Florida had to measure it twice.

#2 | Posted by afkabl2

Yes, but is it too big to fail?

danni I just told you.
its real simple...he is lying his face off when he says that the language in the senate isnt enough

it will be whatever obama and rhom TELL HIm it will be and there will be a deal made with him and he will show us just how little he really believes in the right to life.
its not that complicated...he is a dem and he will vote yes...I HOPE IM WRONG mind you...but I dont think I am..

"We are now beginning to get a very clear picture of what members of Congress knew about so-called enhanced interrogation techniques and when they knew it," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. "Intelligence officials repeatedly informed members of Congress that enhanced interrogation techniques are effective and save lives. It is little wonder why the Obama administration would try to keep these documents hidden, given the administration's ideological hostility to these effective interrogation techniques."

In February, Judicial Watch released documents, previously marked "Top Secret," indicating that between 2001 and 2007, the CIA briefed at least 68 members of Congress on the CIA interrogation program, including so-called "enhanced interrogation techniques." The documents include the dates of all congressional briefings and, in some cases, the members of Congress in attendance and the specific subjects discussed. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who previously denied she was briefed by the CIA on the use of these techniques, is specifically referenced in a briefing that took place on April 24, 2002 regarding the "ongoing interrogations of Abu Zubaydah

uh oh nancy, and barry, the ugly truth is coming out

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Wednesday shows that 22% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-one percent (43%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -21. That matches the lowest Approval Index rating yet recorded for this President

but the toyota thing ...do that many people not believe the stories and shit about toyotas or is there THAT many people who would buy one rather than a gm or ford even if it might 'runaway'....

scooter

IT also says that 80% dont believe that obamacare will save money but that it will cost much more than we are being told

BUT DONT FORGET

"WE have to pass this bill before we will know whats in it"

pelosi....

AND our good liberal freinds are falling for that just like they were duped into 'hope and change'....

my wife hasn't seen a lot of the old movies, so I am picking out the classics and we are watching them. We watched Dr Strangelove (she's never seen it). Afterwards, she said, 'so what does it mean'? 'If you gotta ask...'

We watched Network the other day and she hated every single second of that movie (I love that movie). To her credit she really liked Cool Hand Luke.

#28 Old news that the main stream media won't talk about. Pelosi blatently lied about it, what a surprise.

My dick is so big; Florida had to measure it twice.

#2 | Posted by afkabl2

Yes, but is it too big to fail?

#26 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2010-03

uh..no...not when you reach a certain age

thank GOd for viagra

4.bp.blogspot.com

LIP

you said old movies..of course to me that means capra and stewart and such...

HEY someone tell me the name of the movie that was remade a few years ago..where the lawyer doesnt get off the crook and he comes back to kill him..the big scene is on the riverboat and the crook almost cant be killed....trying to find the soundtrack because its bernhard hermann...

reMAKE was with deniro as the bad guy...

What a smashing success (in loony-leftland) this p0tus is:

RASMUSSEN:
Obama Approval Index: -21 (matches lowest yet)
Strongly Approve 22% (matches lowest yet)
Strongly Disapprove 43%
Total Approval 43% (matches lowest yet)

oh briwo

why do you have to always show us your 'personal' collection....

Afk, Cape Fear. Original was better but usually anything with De Niro will be great. Goodfellas,Midnight Run, etc.

Both Reagan and Clinton experienced low approval ratings (well below 50%) at various times during their first terms. Both got re-elected. George HW Bush on the other hand experienced historic high approval during his only term in the aftermath of Desert Storm. He did not get re-elected. The point, good or bad, presidential approval ratings at this point are meaningless in terms of predicting re-election.

Coming up at 2 p.m. eastern Monica Conyers, wife of Democratic Congressman John Conyers, will be sentenced in Federal Court for corruption. Monica Conyers is a former Detroit councilwoman who was forced to resign when she plead guilty to taking bribes from companies in exchange for city contracts. Developing ...

CAPE FEAR!!!

thanks..

Approval ratings at this point just varify what a total loser this guy is.

moder8

you are correct sir...
and what helped clinton?

a move away from the radical left and much more to the center..this man will not do that because he IS THE RADICAL LEFT...

I just have a hard time believing that THIS thread as well as others I have actually ..well ALMOST..defended blowjob..that just SHOWS you how radical barry is..

You pettifoggers just don't understand these poll results. This is more of an idictment on the last 8 years and the mess Obama is just beginning to deal with, K? -Corky Gibbs

The point, good or bad, presidential approval ratings at this point are meaningless in terms of predicting re-election.

Says the guy who a year ago was predicting 8 more years of obama. Flip-floppin' funny!

Isn't funny how the media all of a sudden is now starting to report how good the economy is, that there are more job openings and more help wanted signs? Also, they consider it good news when there is a net job loss of 36k. Bunch of propagandists. They are trying to help Democrats in November.

OH NO

so can I somehow become MORE ethnic or something???

www.nypost.com

"so can I somehow become MORE ethnic or something???"

No, but you can buy in.

you are correct sir
Posted by afkabl2

She's a broad, Romeo.

well boys and girls..
I know how disappointed you will be when you read this

gotta go

hasta la pasta

have a great humpday and may all your humps be good ones.

50

well that also answers a lot of questions...but the you are correct sir line is a phil hartman line that can go 'either way'....

well that also answers a lot of questions...
#52 | Posted by afkabl2

I still have one. What's up with the back hair?

Markets Defy GOP Rhetoric About Obama
Bloomberg: "One year after U.S stocks hit their post-financial-crisis low on March 9, 2009, the benchmark Standard & Poor's 500 Index has risen more than 68 percent, and it's up more than 41 percent since Obama took office. Credit spreads have narrowed. Commodity prices have surged. Housing prices have stabilized."

#28 | Posted by scooter28054 at 2010-03-10 12:55 PM | Reply |

Not saying, just saying....

Conversely, Obama's job approval is holding fairly steady at 53%.

...Sorry Scoot, forgot this at the end.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

#56 | Posted by taxman

That's why your eyes are brown...

Hi Moder8. Hope you're having an awesome day today.

If trust can be restored and the 'science' corroborated by qualified critics (real peer review)...

...I'm willing to admit I've been wrong on MMGW. I really am.

Deal?

www.breitbart.com

Conyers only got 37 months in jail, a slap on the wrist and a slap in the face at good honest people too when you consider the prosecutors were asking for 46 to 57 months. This sucks. They should have thrown the book at this corrupt bitch. Corruption won't end if people are not properly punished.

Does anyone know where the PT Obarnum healthcare circus is today? Or if Congress is ready to vote on the HC bill? Or are they going to wait for the show to end before calling a vote? Time is running out...

The "Dog and Pony" show is in full swing. In the lovely town of St. Charles, MO there is a closed event. Attendees are by invitation only and tickets required. People from all over the country are flown in. Wonderful kids are used as clowns to push an agenda. As Obama speaks in this select stage the State Run Media has their marching orders:

"ABC and CBS Pass Along Sympathetic Anecdotes from Left-Wing Anti-Insurance Protest"
"On CBS, Katie Couric set up the story on how "angry protesters targeted the insurance industry." Cordes found "eleven-year-old Marcelas Owens" who "flew here from Seattle" because "his mother Tiffany lost her job and the health insurance that went with it after a prolonged illness caused her to miss work."
newsbusters.org

It is a heartwrenching story to be sure. Alas, still nothing is as it seems in ObamaLand:

"Fifth-Grade Protester Has Entire Family of Liberal Activists"
"Sen. Patty Murray has told the story of Marcelas Owens dozens of times before, but Thursday she may never have had a bigger audience as she talked of the 10-year-old Seattle boy whose mother died after she lost her health insurance coverage."
"CBS Evening News spotlighted fifth-grade protester Marcelas Owens on Tuesday night. David Shuster interviewed him on MSNBC on Tuesday morning. What neither network shared with the viewer is how Marcelas has become a constant talking point for his home-state Democrat Sen. Patty Murray, and how he is a spokesman for a liberal lobby, the Washington Community Action Network....
Clearly, a ten-year-old boy who lost his mother is a heart-tugging anecdote. But, aside from the desirability of using grade-schoolers in political debates, more knowledge about how organized this Marcelas campaign is displays that CBS and MSNBC are receptive recyclers of liberal Democrat video-press-release ideas."

newsbusters.org

It's sad when liberals resort to human shields and even worse when they are children.

On a lighter note, I hope everyone got a chance to watch Dr Katie Couric all dressed up as a stereotypical Dr for CB's production of Harry Smith's televised colonoscopy.

#62...

What gives me the biggest laugh, is the AFL-CIO or the SEIU out protesting and marching against insurance companies and calling for HC reform. Think they are ready to give up their Cadillac health plan they enjoy for this so called reform?

hat gives me the biggest laugh, is the AFL-CIO or the SEIU out protesting and marching against insurance companies and calling for HC reform. Think they are ready to give up their Cadillac health plan they enjoy for this so called reform?

#63 | Posted by crispee_oc

Yes. I'm willing to give my "Cadillac" plan. My plan is off the chain. $5 RX, $250 deductible for the family, any doctor I want... I would gladly give that up if some of the others I know do not have anything or something very close to that.
Not saying, Just saying...

#64...

You are a better person than Congressional dems and Union leaders, sadly they are not willing to sign up.

Financial reform bill likely to lose measure to protect Main Street investors.

New bill language is released (reportedly sometime this week), it is likely to drop the simple "requirement for stock brokers and insurance agents to act in the best interests of their clients."

This common sense statement passed the House without mention. It was included in Chairman Dodd's original draft language. Then the lobbyists went to work and apparently have convinced the Senators that requiring an agent to act in the best interests of his or her client is, well, complicated. The new draft will direct the Securities and Exchange Commission to study the varying rules that govern brokers and investment advisors.

Consider this a tribute to Goldman Sachs. You remember Lloyd Blankfein told the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission that it was just business as usual for Goldman to create and peddle packages of mortgage-backed securities, lobby for them to be rated triple AAA, and then make independent bets that the securities would go bust. (Astonished Commission Chair Phil Angelides responded: "It sounds to me a little bit like selling a car with faulty brakes and then buying an insurance policy on the buyer of those cars.")

So at the retail level, your broker -- who usually works for a bank or investment house -- will have the banks' interests in mind, not yours. He or she may be encouraged to recommend that you buy the toxic junk in the basement that the bank is trying to get rid of. So it would be complicated -- worth study, surely -- to require your broker to have your best interests in mind.

Yeah, it's come to that. Reforms prospects are bleak. One small thing constrains the Senators, outside of their individual own sense of decency (which is a dependent variable).

The public is furious at the bank ripoffs and bailouts. Across the spectrum, from conservative to liberal, Democrat, Independent and Republican, vast majorities want a crack down on the banks. Folks are looking for tumbrels and guillotines, not SEC studies.

Excerpted from Robert Borosage @ Huffingtonpost

Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris:

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Stupid Old Hag Meg Whitman Calls Press To Event, Has Them Ejected

www.huffingtonpost.com

Once revered SC lawmaker freezes to death:

"When Juanita Goggins became the first black woman elected to the South Carolina Legislature in 1974, she was hailed as a trailblazer and twice visited the president at the White House.

Three decades later, she froze to death at age 75, a solitary figure living in a rented house four miles from the gleaming Statehouse dome."

www.breitbart.com

Once revered SC lawmaker freezes to death:

"When Juanita Goggins became the first black woman

Why does old man winter hate black people?

Unbelievable.

Doorbell just rang. I opened it and two well dressed young men clutching something were standing there. They started complimenting my front door (it is attractive) so I asked them what they wanted. They said their boss sent them over to do some work. I'm thinking tree trimming, yardwork, what? I'm scratching my head while asking, "Who is your boss?" One said, "Jesus Christ".

duh

I told them I didn't need any carpentry work done and closed the door.

Is this Bush's fault too?

www.google.com

Looks like Patrick Kennedy is due for another rehab stint. Not sure what set him off today. It did remind me of his dad when he went off on some incoherent tirade though.lol
www.cbsnews.com

I told them I didn't need any carpentry work done and closed the door.

#71 | Posted by goatman

gotta cure for that...

I usually ask them if they wanna help me in the yard.

Then I hand them a bucket and tell em to start with the dog poop.

Funny they seem to skip my house now.

Then I hand them a bucket and tell em to start with the dog poop.

LOL Makes me wish I had a dog!

All that land and no beagle to keep the rabbit population under control?

CABLE NEWS RACE
TUES, MARCH 9, 2010

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#77...
No Hardball or Ed? lol. No wonder Rather's gaffe was ignored, nobody watched it.

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FOXNEWS BECK 3,406,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,901,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,686,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,243,000
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JUDGE JUDY 6,735,000

YES! I just for the first time in my life played a perfect game of hearts. I ran all four hands (even the 'hold') hand for a final score of 104-104-104-0

I've never done that.

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