At least they won't get a draft through their cracks anymore.

Talk about yer "Junk in the trunk"

Be Well.

Boingggg...

I hope it was the non-hardening type, at least...

Did she go off half-caulked?

As a Jerseyite, I am mystified why a state full of fat-assed women would be the place this happened.
On the other hand, years ago New York was hit by the same problem...among gays. They were having stuffing parties using silicone injectors on breasts and hips.
Vanity stinks.

Cockfisher had the same procedure, but they had to do a lead removal first.

Bad case of leadass.

AssHoles!

I didn't know that is how the water got in.

* Side effects include water retention

What's up with all the guidos and their fake tans up in Jersey?

Good stuff, made the all glass aquarium possible. But it reeks of noxious solvent for at least 24 hours before solidifying.

No doubt that's what happened to Pelosi's face...

But it reeks of noxious solvent for at least 24 hours before solidifying.

It smells like vinegar

Boy they can take a lot of caulk...

If they wanted some caulk in their ass I'm sure all they had to do was turn to this page and ask some of you fellows.

The doc is probably kicking himself for not noticing their accent when they all told him they need some caulk in their asses.

That explains what is happening to Lynn Cheney's face.

He probably knew he had a problem when they walked out and their buttocks swayed and clunked against each other.

Now they have water tight asses

All for the love of caulk...

;~}

Michelle Obama is going to have that same stuff injected in her lips

I wonder if they used one of those metal caulking guns?

Just sort of laid a nice bead of caulk along the crack like they do in shower stalls?

Now they have water tight asses

#20 | Posted by bph320

For some reason I really doubt they are quite that tight.

The doc is probably kicking himself for not noticing their accent when they all told him they need some caulk in their asses.

#17 | Posted by macherni

When they complained the doc called them "hard asses".

Hmmmm Buttocks Caulking....

Now what I want to know is whether or not under the Obama plan that would be viewed as a Pre Existing Condition....

"#22 | Posted by bph320"

BPH is going to have that same stuff injected in her vagina.

Odds are they were all Vietnamese chicks

There's no discernible difference between Vietnamese chicks and wop chicks. Well, I guess Vietnamese chicks are a lot smarter.

Water will roll off their behinds like dew off a duck!

As opposed to puddling up in a hundred pot holes on your saggy ass?

You must have studied Chair over the last year or so. Your insults and trolling are in the top 10th percentile on this site these days where you used to be lame as shit.

I guess using Pravda as tinder for lighting your joints has had some positive effects on your ability to levy insults in a humorous manner.

#33 | POSTED BY JEFFJ
"I guess using Pravda as tinder for lighting your joints has had some positive effects on your ability to levy insults in a humorous manner"

Tinder for lighting?
Why not just use Pravda for rolling the joint?

Isn't this what caulking guns are for? Maybe a few out of work contractors could set up a clinic.

Talk about literally getting some 'junk in the trunk'.

AU,

Funny comment but late to the game - scroll up.

AU,

Funny comment but late to the game - scroll up.
#37 | Posted by JeffJ at 2010-03-10 08:08 PM

Hey give him break, he didn't invoke Bush.

AU,

Funny comment but late to the game - scroll up.

#37 | Posted by JeffJ

AU, pull that trigger a little quicker.

CRISPEE

5 minutes to troll my comments? You're slipping! LOL

This is the same thing that happened to Priscilla Presley's face. Injected non-medical silicone. She was ruined.

Caulking... plumbers' crack.

#32 | Posted by nullifidian - Your obsession with me is not becoming.

Using over-the-counter silicone can cause abscesses that he said resemble "a big zit."

Oh yea baby, bring that big getto booty over here and lets bust a cap in that big zit on your butt crack...

By the time he tells patients of the potential risks from anesthesia, scarring and silicone shifting when patients sit down they often change their minds.

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You mean it moves afterwards??