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Maybe they should change their slogan from "Keep Moving Forward".
Posted by butthole_surfer at 2010-03-09 07:10 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
NBC Nightly News profiled a Prius owner whose car suddenly accelerated to 90 MPH. He called 911 and a nearby CHP officer helped him out.
I hope these recent revelations help this guy out:
New Evidence of Runaway Toyotas May Help Imprisoned Camry Owner
He was on his way home from church when his Camry suddenly accelerated to 90 MPH
Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-03-09 07:14 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"Maybe they should change their slogan from "Keep Moving Forward". #1 | Posted by andyuhenet at 2010-03-09 07:10 PM"
Or maybe just: 'Move On'.
Posted by TrueBlue at 2010-03-09 08:15 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I hope it doesn't happen the next time a Chevy Silverado tailgate falls off in front of me.
Posted by wisgod at 2010-03-09 08:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I've gotten out of three speeding tickets with my Toyota so far.
Posted by mysterytoy at 2010-03-09 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#5 | Posted by mysterytoy
I've gotten out of 12 with my 2010 Chevy Malibu. I didn't speed the 12 times it was in the fucking repair shop.
Posted by wisgod at 2010-03-09 08:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Now, if they'd produce a 3-D version and actually have the speedometer working...WOOT!
Posted by nanc at 2010-03-09 11:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
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