Is that what that is?

I'm one.

I have a tiny dick, too.

Fuck, I'm not very good looking either.

In fact, I haven't even been laid since 11 months before my son was born.

#2 | POSTED BY GOATMAN
"In fact, I haven't even been laid since 11 months before my son was born."

FF!

You do come up with some gems, Goat.

That was indeed funny.

By the way, Wisgod has herpes. I know. I gave it to him.

I'll bet a few of you fruits have contracted the Danforthis Unionitis strain, which is usually spread by those hanging around bad theatre dressing rooms.

I've got a bad case of schwinginschlongitis...

#6 | POSTED BY COOKFISH

What the hell's wrong with theatre dressing rooms?

Back in the day, we didn't have dressing rooms, we just had "backstage"....or even just "offstage".

"What the hell's wrong with theatre dressing rooms?"

Nothing.

The former wifey is still smarting from getting badly embarrassed on a thread a few days ago.

Perhaps he meant dressing rooms in theatres reknown for their less-than-adequate performances? The emphasis from "bad" to "theatre" changes the entire context of meaning.

My choice would have been theatre.

#6 | POSTED BY COOKFISH

What the hell's wrong with theatre dressing rooms?

Back in the day, we didn't have dressing rooms, we just had "backstage"....or even just "offstage".

#8 | Posted by TheTom

Was Massa there? Was there any tickling going on?