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AFKABibble self portrait.

1.bp.blogspot.com

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

stupack will fold.

My self portrait:

www.codart.nl

Sean Penn Wants Reporters Jailed for Calling Chavez 'Dictator'

making obama and the left proud

thanks ron for the picture...it was like REAALLY funny........( he said with obvious satire)

Poll shows Obama, Dems losing ground

By Joseph Curl

A majority of Americans say the United States is less respected in the world than it was two years ago and think President Obama and other Democrats fall short of Republicans on the issue of national security, a new poll finds.

The Democracy Corps-Third Way survey released Monday finds that by a 10-point margin -- 51 percent to 41 percent -- Americans think the standing of the U.S. dropped during the first 13 months of Mr. Obama's presidency.

"This is surprising, given the global acclaim and Nobel peace prize that flowed to the new president after he took office," said pollsters for the liberal-leaning organizations.

On the national security front, a massive gap has emerged, with 50 percent of likely voters saying Republicans would likely do a better job than Democrats, a 14-point swing since May. Thirty-three percent favored Democrats.

"The erosion since May is especially strong among women, and among independents, who now favor Republicans on this question by a 56 to 20 percent margin," the pollsters said in their findings.

wow, spin this, since it is from uber libertard Democracy Corp, isnt that soros, or that lord of the rings guy on cnn?

If Stupack doesnt fold this admin will pull an Eric Massa on him and throw him in the river. Libtards who constantly claimed Cheney was criminal seem to be earily silent about this admin's thug style politics. It has reached an all time high in government corruption.

Can someone explain to me why in the hell the Cnesus Bureau wastes time and money sending out leters saying that next week they'll sned forms to fill? Why not just send the forms? Even if we were flush with cash (which we aren't) I see no reason to do this. People know about the census, they know to fill out the forms. I think most people have done it before. Typical government waste.

Well, at least the USPS has something to do.

Did anyone see last night's episode of House? The patient was a 28 year-old woman who bloged about herself and who would ask the blogosphere for advice on decisions about her life, including major medical decisions. How insane is that! I sure hope we don't have any extreme blogers like that here on the DR. Granted, Rogers did tell us about his vasectomy, but I don't think he asked for advice on the issue.

Just had my taxes done and came out great - I owe the govt just 79 dollars. I always do my best to ensure that the govt does not return money to me as I am against giving them an interest free loan..

It is annoying how many sheeple post articles here on the DR which they retrieved from the heavily biased Drudge Report. Talk about an untrustworthy news source...

Matt Drudge is an untrustworthy source? Funny, he wasn't shy about posting negative articles about Bush. He might be conservative. But news is news to him.

It is annoying how many sheeple post articles here on the DR which they retrieved from the heavily biased Drudge Report.

Do the stories from the kos, prisonplanet, etc. bug you as well?

Spare us the faux outrage, then.

Bitch and moan.

-Moder8

#11 | Posted by MSgt

Me too. I only owe $878. Much better than last year.

The Drudge report is a collection of news stories just as the Drudge retort is a collection of news stories. One can read any or all of them and then come up with opinions of their own, that is how it is supposed to work.

"It is annoying how many sheeple post articles here on the DR which they retrieved from the heavily biased Drudge Report. Talk about an untrustworthy news source..."

But huffington, now there is a news source.

but I don't think he asked for advice on the issue.

#10 | Posted by member2586

Yes, but that didn't stop us from giving him advice. I remember a particular piece of advice I gave him on the subject but I don't think he took it, well at least he's not singing soprano yet.

But I have an important question related to boobs.

I just read somewhere that women worry about their boobs being differents shapes, sizes, etc.... When one has different sized boobs, do you buy a bra that fits the smaller one and squeeze the big one into it, or do you buy a bra that fits the bigger one and let the littler one flop around?

Yes, stories from DailyKOs and PrisonPlanet annoy me equally. But those sources are used much less than Drudge Report which seemingly is cited for it's news stories on an almost daily basis here on the DR.

Palin admitted she crossed over to Canada to use their health care system!

huffington is slow. They need to fix that page, and then the content.

#20 Moder8, that is because a lot more people look at Drudge than the Daily Kos or Huffinfgton because it is more reliable. Get a clue.

Fishpaw: Did you actually tell someone to "get a clue?" LOL. FF

...Drudge Report which seemingly is cited for it's news stories on an almost daily basis here on the DR.

I very rarely see one of Drudge's own stories here. Most of the ones on his page are from other news sources.

If I post a story on the Retort that I read on a Reuter's news site (not having seen it on Drudge Report) and the Drudge Report links to it, does that count as a "drudge report" story to you?

Palin admitted she crossed over to Canada to use their health care system!

www.drudge.com

Moder8, what is the name of this site?

Bitch and moan.

-Moder8

#15 | Posted by Ron_Karate at

uh not exactly

COME ON bitch ...MOAN....

A couple of stories that the State Run Media would prefer not to report about the "religion of peace":

"Nigerian Muslims Hack 500 Christian Villagers to Death With Machetes Babies Scalped (Graphic Video)"
gatewaypundit.firstthings.com

"MUSLIM OFFICIALS BURN THE TIMBERS OF GOD'S TEMPLE."
"Among the large timbers seen stacked up and being used for firewood are timbers that have been carbon-dated as three thousand years old. These massive wooden beams are the cedars of Lebanon described in the Book of Kings, which were specially ordered by King Solomon for the construction of the Holy Temple."
jewishodysseus.blogspot.com

Spending is in line with Obama's plan:

"Federal Deficit for February is a Whopping $223 Billion"
thevirtuousrepublic.com

And with elections coming up it's time again for Democrats to buy some votes:

"Dems To Extend Jobless Cash To Elections"
sweetness-light.com

"Are unemployment benefits no longer temporary?"
www.washingtonpost.com

The money tree never stops blooming according to our politicians.

It is annoying how many sheeple post articles here on the DR which they retrieved from the heavily biased Drudge Report. Talk about an untrustworthy news source...

#12 | Posted by moder8

Looks like Moder8 thinks Matt Drudge writes everyone of them. What a lump of dirt.

#30 She also thinks this site is written by Matt Drudge's liberal brother "Retort."

I'll bet The Onion makes her cry too.

Dictator Chavez Sean Wants Penn Jailed for Calling Reporters

making obama and the left proud

The ONLY difference between the Retort and the Report, well, differences, are that only Matt Drudge picks the stories for the Report while we get to pick them here, and we can comment and the Report doesn't allow them. WE get our stories from EXACTLY the same places.

The money tree never stops blooming according to our politicians.

#29 | Posted by KBM at 2010

did you catch what that dutch guy who just won some office was saying about islam?
even the fox guys said he was going overboard..
he is toast.

WisGod and Fishpaw need to get a room. LOL. Rightwingers in love.

Dig if you can the picture
Of Bush and Barack engaged in a kiss
The stench of hypocrisy burning
Can you dear voters
Can you picture this?

Dig if you can a con job
Played on us all by the two
And then nothing changes
And you see them
You know the joke's on you

How can you just sit by silently
Letting them screw us all
Maybe I'm not a Republican
Maybe I'm not a Democrat
(they're too slow)
Maybe I regret my vote
I feel the guilt build up inside
Why do you just keep on fighting
This is what is sounds like
When America dies

Meh...that sucked actually. I had the song in my head and wanted to see if I could do anything with it. FAIL.

#38 | Posted by kanrei

should have kept it there....

sometimes the magic works and sometimes you are just jerking off

I know. I am usually decent at parodies. That one was...forced to say the least.

WisGod and Fishpaw need to get a room. LOL. Rightwingers in love.

#36 | Posted by moder8

Jealous, Aunt Bea?

It was a decent troll bait, but I am not in a trolling mood today.

Moder8 being congradulated by Wilfred Williams, after the jaywalking charges were dropped in Municiple Court.

tommcmahon.typepad.com

...but I am not in a trolling mood today.

Fucking pussy

Fucking pussy

And eating =D

ANDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy in the back did his Cary Grant imitation and Moder8 was smitten.

ANOTHER DEM hypocritical moment

or at least more proof of thier bullshitiness

washingtonindependent.com

and you have to look deeper into the link than the headline...

but its an interesting question...how loud would the DEMOCRAT CONVULSIONS be if the KKK were to be involved.

involved in a civil rights case..

OKAY BOYS

so whats it gonna be

a little chinease 'noodle' ?

a little soul number??

perhaps an all american dish??

soul food IS American.

who said I was talking about food..

the local pimp should be driving by soon...

"who said I was talking about food.."

Either way, my statement still holds.

ah

good one to leave on

good tuesday to you all

and NEW SIGNOFF

HASTA LA PASTA....

(HEY,,,there is one on the next block..I think I WILL)

uh not exactly

COME ON bitch ...MOAN....

If you have to tell her to moan...

Fuck, you're as stupid as the day is long.

"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it..."

'Napalm Nancy' delivered a speech this morning at the 2010 Legislative Conference for the National Association of Counties (NACo) and the above is a comment regarding the health care legislation.. the rest of the speech is pretty much the same sort of rhetoric being tossed around today.. 'cherrypicking' items and misleading of the issues at hand..!!!!

She and Oboner are very much '2 peas in a pod'..!!

"Palin admitted she crossed over to Canada to use their health care system!"

#21 | Posted by Monstman

Leave it to a brain dead liberal to either ignore the story or skew the actual information. Never let actual facts, like "as a child" deter you from trying to make up another hate-Palin thread.

"Over the weekend, Sarah Palin went to Canada, where she confessed that, as a child, she and her Alaskan family sampled that nation's health care system."
blogs.ajc.com

Boeing banner ad on the front page reminded me of a story I heard this morning. Their new tanker contract was described on NPR as a "black eye for the pentagon". They basically tailored the specs for the project to keep Northrop Grumman from competing for the job. As long as they keep that military industrial complex humming along, I guess all is fair in love and war profiteering.

Got out of the summer deployment, woooo! Annual training in Peoria Illinois will be less exciting.

50% rate will make London the tax capital of the world

Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk

ahh, what the people of new york and new jersey could tell them about this mistake

One in six in U.S. between ages of 14 and 49 infected with genital herpes:

www.reuters.com

All that free love ain't sounding so good anymore, eh? I know someone who had this once...get it?

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is not accustomed to the word she's been hearing far more frequently in recent days: "no."

Over the past two weeks, Pelosi has faced a series of subtle but significant challenges to her authority revolts from Democrats on the Ways and Means Committee, the Congressional Black Caucus, the Blue Dog Coalition and politically vulnerable first- and second-term members.

The dynamic stems from an "every man for himself" attitude developing in the Democratic Caucus rather than a loss of respect for Pelosi, according to a senior Democratic aide. But it's making Pelosi's life and efforts to maintain Democratic unity harder.

And it's noteworthy, in part, because Pelosi's signature strength has been a firmer hand than past Democratic leaders an aptitude for wielding raw power in a consensus-minded caucus.

But her inability or unwillingness to dictate when Rep. Charles Rangel would resign his Ways and Means Committee chairmanship and who would replace him is one sign that she is commanding the caucus with less authority.

Although he would give up his gavel the next day, Rangel defiantly pronounced he was still chairman after leaving a come-to-Jesus meeting last Tuesday night in Pelosi's ceremonial office next to the House floor. Her first choice to succeed him, Pete Stark of California, was rejected by the Ways and Means Committee members, as was her plan to split power on the committee between Stark and Rep. Sander Levin of Michigan. Pelosi's backers said that what she really wanted was to avoid a fight for the gavel and that she succeeded by refusing to apply a heavy hand.

But a veteran Democratic lawmaker told POLITICO the denouement was "an indication that things aren't all hunky-dory."

That episode came immediately on the heels of Pelosi's 180-degree turn on Rangel. After the ethics committee admonished him for breaking House gift rules, Pelosi issued a public message that she would stand by Rangel until the committee completed its look at other allegations against him.

We'll just see what happens next and what comes out of the ethics committee," she said then.

"Palin admitted she crossed over to Canada to use their health care system!"

#21 | Posted by Monstman

Leave it to a brain dead liberal to either ignore the story or skew the actual information. Never let actual facts, like "as a child" deter you from trying to make up another hate-Palin thread.

"Over the weekend, Sarah Palin went to Canada, where she confessed that, as a child, she and her Alaskan family sampled that nation's health care system."
blogs.ajc.com

#58 | Posted by SpokaneJim

What an ass. Liberals should focus less Palin and more on their Messiah's failures. Never mind, they'll claim they have full time jobs and can't devote the time...

#63...

I almost fell out of my chair when Steve McMahon a dem strategist claimed Pelosi was the best speaker of the house ever!! Of course we all remember Howard Dean saying Obama, Hillary and Edwards were the three best candidates the dems ever fielded to run for president. So I guess it doesn't mean much.

"Liberals should focus less Palin and more on their Messiah's failures."

Speaking of failures in this administration, anyone hear Biden condemning Israel for building more housing in East Jerusalem? Right after the meeting to re-start the peace talks. Stand up Joe!!!

Speaking of failures in this administration, anyone hear Biden condemning Israel for building more housing in East Jerusalem? Right after the meeting to re-start the peace talks. Stand up Joe!!!

#66 | Posted by crispee_oc

This could be a remake of the Gang that couldn't shoot Straight.

#8 | Posted by fishpaw at 2010-03-09 12:29 PM

Study up on the Tom Delay/Trent Lott Congress and get back to us on strong arm tactics. Dissent within the GOP was not allowed and punished severely.

Dems welcome divergent opinions within their caucuses.

My seniority is now 666.

My seniority is now 666.

#69 | Posted by wurster

www.whitbypandemonium.co.uk

That was my number for a couple of weeks, too. I asked rcade if I could keep it, but he didn't respond. Enjoy it while you have it.

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Chief Justice SCOTUS breaks silence on SOTU:

www.google.com

WTFTHSL?

Is anybody else's Facebook account down?

Mine's working. At least it shows up. Don't know if it's updating.

A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Look here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the pastor. "Is this ******* woman giving you a hard ******* time?"

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Expect the tactics to get even dirtier now.

Those who support the president can expect favors. No sooner had Rep Jim Matheson (D-Utah) suggested that he might be willing to switch his vote and support the latest version of ObamaCare than his brother was nominated for a federal judgeship.

Alan Mollohan (D-W.Va.) is also on the undecided list. And, purely by coincidence no doubt, the Justice Department just announced that it is dropping an FBI investigation that has been swirling about the congressman. Gosh, if only Charlie Rangel were one of the undecideds.

President Obama's attempts to ram health- care reform through an increasingly reluctant Congress are starting to resemble a really eventful episode of "The Sopranos."

Whether or not you believe former Rep. Eric Massa's bizarre accusations of locker-room confrontations and conspiracies to drive him from office, there is no doubt that the Obama administration and its congressional allies are willing to use every trick in the book to get this bill passed.

They've already bought votes with pork and special deals -- the "Louisiana purchase" ($300 million to bolster that state's Medicaid program, which swayed Sen. Mary Landrieu); the "Cornhusker kickback" ($100 million to Medicaid there, sweetening the pot for Sen. Ben Nelson), and Florida's "Gator Aid" (a Medicare deal potentially worth $5 billion, a hefty price for Sen. Bill Nelson's vote). Plus the millions for Connecticut hospitals, Montana asbestos abatement and so on.


AP
Stupak: Dissenting Democrat being smeared by the left.
Nor were the Obamans willing to let a little thing like election laws stand in the way. They rewrote Massachusetts law to allow for an appointed senator to hold office for several months, hoping to get the bill through before the special election that Scott Brown ultimately won. Their plans spoiled, they even considered holding up Brown's seating to let the appointed senator continue to vote on health care -- until public outrage forced them to back down.

And, of course, there has been an unprecedented willingness to ignore congressional rules -- from the failure to appoint a "conference committee" to negotiate differences between the House and Senate bills, to their current plans to use the reconciliation process to bypass a Republican filibuster.

Nice job prez, isnt it funny that the process of writing the bill etc is hidden but the process of getting the votes is transparent. he doesnt want people to know what is being passed but doesnt care if you see his corrupt tactics, intimadation, payoffs etc

Queef Ogreman a no-show at the Dallas TP - ZO gives him "what for":

www.youtube.com

Next up? Metal detectors at movie theaters? Why take an ice pick when a meat thermometer slides nicely into someone's neck?:

www.nbclosangeles.com

thugs abound.

Fuck, you're as stupid as the day is long.

#56 | Posted by Ron_Karate

uh...er...well..uh...duh..gosh
....man...you really told me off here..
wow..I just dont know what to say except...uh...dupe-do do to you too..
damn the intellectual commentary coming from such smart people like ronnie boy...I just dont know how to answer....

but I really appreciate your response. I will give it all of the thoughtfull consideration it so richly deserves..

KASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHH

( sound of a toilet flushing)

God damned squirrels. I just got through doing a batch of laundry and went out to put them on the line, and the motherfuckers have chewed through it and taken the bits off to build nests, I presume.

#84: Now the libs will be all over me for using my energy suckingn clothes dryer and contributing to global warming. Blame the squirrels until I get to wally-world for new cord, guys. That's all I can say.

Interrogators pumped detainees full of so much water that the CIA turned to a special saline solution to minimize the risk of death, the documents show. The agency used a gurney "specially designed" to tilt backwards at a perfect angle to maximize the water entering the prisoner's nose and mouth, intensifying the sense of choking and to be lifted upright quickly in the event that a prisoner stopped breathing.

The documents also lay out, in chilling detail, exactly what should occur in each two-hour waterboarding "session." Interrogators were instructed to start pouring water right after a detainee exhaled, to ensure he inhaled water, not air, in his next breath. They could use their hands to "dam the runoff" and prevent water from spilling out of a detainee's mouth. They were allowed six separate 40-second "applications" of liquid in each two-hour session and could dump water over a detainee's nose and mouth for a total of 12 minutes a day. Finally, to keep detainees alive even if they inhaled their own vomit during a session a not-uncommon side effect of waterboarding the prisoners were kept on a liquid diet. The agency recommended Ensure Plus.

Not torture according to Goatman. And by obvious extension, not torture if used on our troops. Goatman has therefore established that the methods of the Khmer Rouge and the Spanish Inquisition are the new tools of the 21st century, and the standard by which we judge torture, which I must assume must include the amputation of digits or something, or perhaps death in order to qualify as torture. But even that doesn't really fly as Goatman also ignores the scores of deaths of prisoners ruled "homicide" by military MEs. Which I suppose leaves, well, no moral argument whatever aside from sadism, moral relativism, or Goatman's personal blog grudge as possible explanations for his position.

However, I do not think waterboarding is torture.

#93 | Posted by goatman at 2010-03-09 10:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

The CIA used a "specially designed" gurney for waterboarding, Bradbury wrote. After immobilizing a prisoner by strapping him down, interrogators then tilted the gurney to a 10-15 degree downward angle, with the detainee's head at the lower end. They put a black cloth over his face and poured water, or saline, from a height of 6 to 18 inches, documents show. The slant of the gurney helped drive the water more directly into the prisoner's nose and mouth. But the gurney could also be tilted upright quickly, in the event the prisoner stopped breathing.

Detainees would be strapped to the gurney for a two-hour "session." During that session, the continuous flow of water onto a detainee's face was not supposed to exceed 40 seconds during each pour. Interrogators could perform six separate 40-second pours during each session, for a total of four minutes of pouring. Detainees could be subjected to two of those two-hour sessions during a 24-hour period, which adds up to eight minutes of pouring. But the CIA's guidelines say interrogators could pour water over the nose and mouth of a detainee for 12 minutes total during each 24-hour period. The documents do not explain the extra four minutes to get to 12.

Interrogators were instructed to pour the water when a detainee had just exhaled so that he would inhale during the pour. An interrogator was also allowed to force the water down a detainee's mouth and nose using his hands. "The interrogator may cup his hands around the detainee's nose and mouth to dam the runoff," the Bradbury memo notes. "In which case it would not be possible for the detainee to breathe during the application of the water."

Not at all like torture, which is something only our enemies do.

Yes, boy(d) we all read the article. But thanks for pulling a bOoB and spamming. Sad that's all you have left, isn't it?

I'm sure that if Cambodia, or Spain during the Spanish Inquisition, or Imperial Japan had been blessed with a moral giant such as "Goatman" that they would offer the same eloquent defense of 'not-torture'. Well, in each instance they were.

Many of them were prosecuted for war crimes. Some were executed for it.

Goatman, however, is just a frightened old man who enables other frightened old men in a complete abdication of the moral courage of our forbears.

I, for one, don't wish our moral code to be determined by homicidal maniacs or by pants-wetting retirees.

Goatman, however, is just a frightened old man who enables other frightened old men in a complete abdication of the moral courage of our forbears.

So you still think assigning false positions works.

How sad for you, boy(d). I mean seriously, all snarkiness aside, how fucking pathetic you sad little man.

re: So you still think assigning false positions works.

No.

However, I do not think waterboarding is torture.

#93 | Posted by goatman at 2010-03-09 10:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

The CIA used a "specially designed" gurney for waterboarding, Bradbury wrote. After immobilizing a prisoner by strapping him down, interrogators then tilted the gurney to a 10-15 degree downward angle, with the detainee's head at the lower end. They put a black cloth over his face and poured water, or saline, from a height of 6 to 18 inches, documents show. The slant of the gurney helped drive the water more directly into the prisoner's nose and mouth. But the gurney could also be tilted upright quickly, in the event the prisoner stopped breathing.

Detainees would be strapped to the gurney for a two-hour "session." During that session, the continuous flow of water onto a detainee's face was not supposed to exceed 40 seconds during each pour. Interrogators could perform six separate 40-second pours during each session, for a total of four minutes of pouring. Detainees could be subjected to two of those two-hour sessions during a 24-hour period, which adds up to eight minutes of pouring. But the CIA's guidelines say interrogators could pour water over the nose and mouth of a detainee for 12 minutes total during each 24-hour period. The documents do not explain the extra four minutes to get to 12.

Interrogators were instructed to pour the water when a detainee had just exhaled so that he would inhale during the pour. An interrogator was also allowed to force the water down a detainee's mouth and nose using his hands. "The interrogator may cup his hands around the detainee's nose and mouth to dam the runoff," the Bradbury memo notes. "In which case it would not be possible for the detainee to breathe during the application of the water."

Later, Goatman.

Later, spam-child

Later, Torquemada.

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