She needs to do more than shave her kooter.

She was driving a T-bird while shaving her pubes?
I hope she didn't dent her little red Corvette.

They don't allow you to do this in the bowling alley bathroom anymore, Danni?

What part of "boyfriend" don't you understand, Lee?

FTA: Barnes should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license. Her license was revoked for five years and she was to have taken her car to be impounded reports KeysNews.com.

^_^ Florida Flag!

Florida needs a new tourism motto.

Spud's thinking... "Come for the sun, stay for the lulz".

Be Well.

Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old woman, caused a car crash when she had her ex-husband take the wheel from the passenger seat while she shaved her bikini area.

Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be "ready for the visit"

so the ex was driving her somewhere so she could boink her boyfriend. What a pussy.

^_^ Florida Flag!

Florida needs a new tourism motto.

LOL! FF!

Home of the Floridiots!

We actually have a town named Lutz. We used to say "Lutz, land of sluts."

Lessee here - she's on her way with her ex-husband to go hook up with her boyfriend...

Sounds like an emergency crab-ectomy to me.

Bush's fault.

Bwa hahahahahaha!

FF fer Rein.

S'rsly, that one slayed Spud.

Be Well.

At least she had the good sense to drive without the bag over her head.

That disgusting creature should be punished very severely.

Are all of our Florida based posters accounted for?

Are all of our Florida based posters accounted for?

I don't think so.

I know of me, Danni, and Rcade. Who else is a Floridiot?

Isn't Corkster a Floridian?

Isn't Corkster a Floridian?

#14 | Posted by taxman

Her motto is if there's grass on the field, play ball.

Megan Mariah is lucky to have a supportive ex. Mine would never hold the steering wheel while I groomed my mantackle.

The difference is that all these other Drudgies are denizens of the barbarous wife-swapping, South Beach hopping east Coast of the Penis of America.... while I reside in the gated city of Naples.

Ah yes, Naples. Where the average age is deceased. Elephant burial grounds of the double wide. Geritol central. Home of the condo commando.

Its one thing to be this stupid. Its even worse to admit it to the highway patrol.

The difference is that all these other Drudgies are denizens of the barbarous wife-swapping, South Beach hopping east Coast of the Penis of America.... while I reside in the gated city of Naples.

#17 | Posted by Corky

Ah, now I understand---

One more here, out of the Greater Miami area.
To my west coast Floridian butt buddies, a hardy Fuck You too! Don't make us take I75 over there and spank your Nipples, I mean Naples...

;)

-Ah yes, Naples. Where the average age is deceased. Elephant burial grounds of the double wide. Geritol central. Home of the condo commando.

LOL! A few years ago Mel Torme was quoted in the local Naples paper from an interview he gave after a concert in Sarasota.

Mel said that everyone thinks that all the old people live in Naples, but that that just isn't true.

All the old people live in Sarasota, he said, it's their parents who live in Naples.

Mel hasn't been invited back.

I just like living on a beach where I'm actually one of the younger people.

Most of Florida girls are VERY,VERY HAIRY....

I have 2 comments:

1. This happened in Florida, is anyone surprised?

2. This would never ever happen in Saudi Arabia, 'cause they don't let women drive over there.

2. This would never ever happen in Saudi Arabia, 'cause they don't let women drive over there.

If their mustaches are any indication, they don't let their women shave, either

I'm guessing that her ex was going to shave her back next if it wasn't for the mishap.

They don't allow you to do this in the bowling alley bathroom anymore, Danni?

#3 | Posted by Ron_Karate

The article said 37 y/o woman, not 77.

From the looks of her face I can see why she'd want other parts to look better.

wanna lose 10 lbs. of ugly fat....?

I just like living on a beach where I'm actually one of the younger people.

#22 | Posted by Corky at 2010-03-09 12:46 PM

"attempting to shave her bikini area"

i just had to point that out

it will be nice when the Earth Mama Muff comes back around

remember going to the beach as a kid and seeing women who didn't attempt to shave their bikini area?

I just like living on a beach where I'm actually one of the younger people.

#22 | Posted by Corky at 2010-03-09 12:46 PM

Normally I'd be jealous of someone living on a beach, but one full of old people?

Yikes!

#30 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Maybe why Cork thinks old.

..."that's gotta hoit.."

This is a classic case of can't see the forest for the.....well, never mind.

Sure that picture wasn't her ex-husband?

Sure that picture wasn't her ex-husband?

#35 | Posted by smeg at 2010-03-09 03:34 PM

Sounds like Gillette my be gettig sued soon. No labels warning people to not drive and trim the here's at the same time. Those greedy fuckng executives

Hans is in FL, anybody heard from him?

Sounds like Gillette my be gettig sued soon. No labels warning people to not drive and trim the here's at the same time. Those greedy fuckng executives

Yep, they'll probably have to make duller blades now.

Hans is in FL, anybody heard from him?

I figured you two shaved each other's pubes, so I doubt if it was him.

PICTURES PLEASE

She had her ex-husband Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

On her way to meet her boyfriend. How 21st Century.
Not sure a bikini is the right bathing suit for her after seeing her pic.

They were doing just fine until Hubby slapped some aftershave on that freshly shaved beaver.

A few years ago Mel Torme was quoted in the local Naples paper from an interview he gave after a concert in Sarasota...Mel hasn't been invited back

#22 | Posted by Corky at 2010-03-09 12:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Might be because he's been dead since 1999.

Some people are really dumber that others..

This is almost a "World According to Garp" moment...

Hans is in FL, anybody heard from him?
#38 | Posted by briwo at 2010-03-09 04:27 PM

I figured you two shaved each other's pubes, so I doubt if it was him.
#40 | Posted by goatman at 2010-03-09 04:31 PM

PICTURES PLEASE
#41 | Posted by DavetheWave at 2010-03-09 06:11 PM

Florida women are very hairy..most of them...

A few years ago Mel Torme was quoted in the local Naples paper from an interview he gave after a concert in Sarasota...Mel hasn't been invited back

#22 | Posted by Corky at 2010-03-09 12:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Might be because he's been dead since 1999.

#44 | Posted by hoser

In Corky's world, 11 years is like last weekend.

A few years ago = last weekend.

Cheesehat too tight again.

A few years = 11, Rip Van Wrinkle?