Guess they needed to be stimulated before they were released into the public and spread some horrible "rage" disease....oh wait...that was a movie....

.............isn't that a racist headline?

addicted Gorillas would be racist.

Research is bad. Killing brown people, poisioning the planet and giving billions to corporations is good.

The Right.

oh... I thought this was a thread about Vernon....

the man with the yellow hat: curious george's coke dealer...

here's the ol' cercopithecoid cutie gettin' high on ether:

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."

Rick James

Woulda thought that Presidential pension would have been enough....

Why not just study those who are addicted to cocaine?
There are plenty of them.
Long time users too.

for cocaine i will make a monkey out of myself.

Big deal. The bailout money was used to pay bonuses to coke addicted bankers who ruined our financial system. At least the monkeys don't do any harm.

"At least the monkeys don't do any harm"

not until they quietly let them loose in the middle of the night in some urban ghetto...

Why not just study those who are addicted to cocaine?

can't control for the purity, usage, or strength of street coke

So if the taxpayers paid for the blow, who paid for the monkey hookers and trashed hotel room?

It's tough to be a monkey with a monkey on your back.

So if the taxpayers paid for the blow, who paid for the monkey hookers and trashed hotel room?

#14 | Posted by ChezWegro at 2010-03-08 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag

Where else? Stimulus funding.....

"can't control for the purity, usage, or strength of street coke"

who is talking about street coke?

i know coke heads who what the purity is to the 1%.

they also know what its cut with and who cut it

i get what you are saying but there are high end addicts who know their shit

Stimulus Buys Cocaine for Addicted Monkeys in Washington, on Wall Street and at AIG.

The shit they get is so pure that another stimulus funds request is going to Congress Thursday.

So how many jobs did this create or save??

So how many jobs did this create or save??

Tons.

The scientists.
The drug dealers
The drug producers
The drug smugglers
The workers at the Betty Ford Simian Clinic

"At least the monkeys don't do any harm"

not until they quietly let them loose in the middle of the night in some urban ghetto...

#12 | Posted by NerfHerder

Naw, the Army of the 12 Monkeys was just a prankster front that did small things. It was the scientist who stole the virus that brought the end of the world. The scientists from the future were wrong in what they sent Bruce back to find.

A chimp with a monkey on his back?

awww Kanrei... spoiler! Yea it was the scientist not the monkeys this time.

This study seems shystie - do we require another 100 years of tobacco study as well? What possible reasonable medical outcome are they hoping to learn that we don't already have? This appears to be mainly animal cruelty faking as medical science, imo.

That might explain Rham's behavior (assuming he was one of the test cases).

ah yes that wonderfull stimulus........

and it figures that many drugged out former 60's dupes would not care about this tax money..

hee hee....

This study seems shystie - do we require another 100 years of tobacco study as well? What possible reasonable medical outcome are they hoping to learn that we don't already have? This appears to be mainly animal cruelty faking as medical science, imo.
#25 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2010-03-08 04:58 PM

Stupid me - drug "therapies".

Now.... Me... Being the paranoid person I am have only two questions.......

a) Are the Monkeys Getting ALL of The Cocaine......

Or

b) Is Sombody STEPPING ON THAT SHIT!

Gee..... The Monkeys seem mad today mommy.....

Woulda thought that Presidential pension would have been enough....

#8 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3 AT 2010-03-08 12:48 PM

GWB is saving his dough: 'W and the Technicolor-History-ReWriting-
Dream-Library' or he would have enough to fund the coke studies...

The longer this administration is in power the more ridiculous our country becomes - and the rest of the world is laughing at us. I guess obama has succeeded in that the world no longer fears us...

Come on now guys, this was "essential" and "emergency" stimulus that "needed" to pass!