And if you live in Wisconsin, they fake it 100% of the time.

Who knew Wissy was fooling us all this time? Not me.

Survey: One In Ten Women Fake Orgasm Every Time They Do It

So?

I once asked an ex-girlfriend with whom I still maintain a friendly relationship how often she faked it. Turns out it was about the same number of times I feigned interest when I had a super-heavy exam the next day.

Go figure.

I once asked an ex-girlfriend with whom I still maintain a friendly relationship how often she faked it. Turns out it was about the same number of times I feigned interest when I had a super-heavy exam the next day.

Go figure.

#4 | Posted by ness_gadol

Had a daily super-heavy exam.

If her eyes roll back in her head and her legs shake, uh, I don't think she's faking it... :P

Who cares???

;~}

I think the main point here is: Who gives a shit, as long as mine is real.

as long as i'm not faking mine i don't care.

#8 | Posted by wisgod at 2010-03-08 09:04 AM

Thou protests too much...

A bit too close to home-oh, huh???

;~}

Yeah, who care? I've always been selfish. Hell, I even turn ribbed condoms inside out so it's better for me.

#6 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2010-03-08 08:26 AM
***"If her eyes roll back in her head and her legs shake, uh, I don't think she's faking it... :P"

She could just be an epileptic...

Just sayin...

;~}

#12 | Posted by wisgod at 2010-03-08 09:33 AM

FF on dat, yo...

Women aren't the only ones that fake orgasms plus if she can't be honest then I don't care anyway.

Richardspirit...we're all confused here. How in the hell are you faking one?

Throwing some yogurt on her in the dark?

#16 | Posted by brentrice1 at 2010-03-08 09:47 AM
***"Throwing some yogurt on her in the dark?"

I FF'd that, but you are just gross...

"FF'd", "...on dat", "yo"

Kind of difficult to take you serious.

#18 | Posted by brentrice1 at 2010-03-08 09:53 AM

Yeah, I get that a lot...

Women aren't the only ones that fake orgasms...

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that? KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. ....

When I saw the headline, I thought this was a member thread.

#21 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2010-03-08 10:06 AM

"Member" thread???

Get it???

Huhhuhuhuhuuhhhuhuuhh, yeah; he said "member"...

It was entirely intentional, cap.

Sucks to be them. The guys are getting off and, thanks to the lies, think they are doing it right and will never improve.

I smell a new pick up line... I guarantee a 50% chance you won't need to fake it.

Mrs Oohrah says, "let me know when it's in... then wake me when it's over." Anyone see a pattern there?

#24 | Posted by kanrei at 2010-03-08 10:30 AM

Don't be bursting my bubble!!!

I wonder if E-Harmony and other dating sites will update their questionaire?

Sucks to be them. The guys are getting off and, thanks to the lies, think they are doing it right and will never improve.
#24 | Posted by kanrei

If they were as communicative as they claim we never are, then they might lose some of the issues they like to make fun of us over with their girlfriends.

So what?

9 out of 10 married men fake their boners too.

"9 out of 10 married men fake their boners too."

I don't know about you, but my junk works.

I'll leave the viagra to you.

Survey: One In Ten Women Fake Orgasm Every Time They Do It

So?

#3 | Posted by DARTHCHENEY at 2010-03-08 01:40 AM | Reply

It's like the difference between girlfriends/one-night stands and a good wife: the former are nearly always manipulative bitches trying to control things to get what they want; the latter are generally self-sacrificing and honest. Mature responsible spouses actually work at truly pleasing their lover.

As a guy who's had several girlfriends, then later an honest and good wife, I understand how "girlfriends" would answer that way, but not wives that abandoned the manipulation for an honest marriage.

Not trying to sound "holier-than-thou" because *I* sure ain't...

"9 out of 10 married men fake their boners too."

I don't know about you, but my junk works.

I'll leave the viagra to you.

#31 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Your imagination must work too then.

Just close your eyes and imagine it's [fill in the blank]...

Just close your eyes and imagine it's [Winona Rider or Elle Macpherson]

LOL, Bendor. Sorry you can't get it up for your wife without engaging in a little fantasy. Of course there is nothing wrong with that so long as you're honest about it.
K, there's the proof that we're from the same generation. Back in the day, they were at the top of my list.

My wife admitted to faking the first few when we got married. I got pissed and demanded that we continuously practiced until we got it right.

DAMN IT!!!I am going home and slap the bitch...

Bad,

Maybe that's what she needs to get off...

Question for Vermin: Does scoring with a she-male automatically count as "faking it"?

"My wife admitted to faking the first few when we got married. I got pissed and demanded that we continuously practiced until we got it right.

#35 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-03-08 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag:DIDN'T TAKE A TEST DRIVE
"

The female orgasm is a myth.
~Wisgod

Zombiehunter has them 10 out 10 times. -Mr. Z. Hunter

9 out of 10 married men fake their boners too.

#29 | POSTED BY BENDOR AT 2010-03-08 11:25 AM | REPLY | FLAG

what do they do to fake orgasm? turn her over and throw a cup of hot yogurt on her back?

#28 | POSTED BY HAGBARD_CELINE
"If they were as communicative as they claim we never are"

Hear, hear!

One of the hardest things to do is tell a man he's a lousy lovemaker.

It's just one of those things he has to figure out all by himself.

These poor statistics of a woman's orgasm would be a lot better if men could figure out that foreplay starts a long time before two people get between the sheets.

It's just one of those things he has to figure out all by himself.

#44 | Posted by Twinpac

I've almost completely stopping chewing tobacco while having sex. You know, you mature as you get older.

LIPPY

Did you ever ask the ewe if she cared?

I think most of us guys in here can agree we are living proof of that........

So, if I've only had sex with one out of ten women I've considered having sex with, are teh orgasms real?

Or, another way to look at it is: now that I know that 1/10 are faking, there's no pressure to even try!

Hey, get a vibrator... orgasm.. it do come easy.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Cos they think men care.

/Yes, obligatory.

See also:

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Jimmy Shubert

Be Well.

#35 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-03-08 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag:DIDN'T TAKE A TEST DRIVE

#39 | Posted by furio at 2010-03-08 04:01 PM | Flag: DIDN'T TAKE A READING COMPREHENSION COURSE

I can promise ANY woman three screaming orgasms every time they have sex with me; I'm not so sure about them, but I'll have three screaming orgasms...

;~}