Victoria's Secret?

She's batshiat insane.

OK, maybe that's only a secret to her.

"Only Glen Beck understands me..."

* facepalm *

Be Well.

Key line: "Or maybe I'm just idiotic."

Wow. For about the first half, I was thinking the song was a joke. If so, it's extended satire and too subtle for me! Tremendous irony: Somewhere near the beginning, she talks about people not seeing the point because they apparently haven't read history, then she goes on to conflate Marxism, communism, and socialism.

Oh, yeah, and clearly, anyone who teaches a class on anything must clearly be an adherent of that thing. And just as clearly, no one can change their minds about anything across decades.

Had some entertaining parts, though there must be a reason why she's no longer on SNL--probably because she's NOT FUNNY. Adam Sandler should do one now. Opera Man!

It looks like there's a whale living in her uterus.

My God! That womans insane! None of what she says is true..., except for....,well.....

Well, she's fat....

Communist?

No.

European Socialist?

Without question.

"European Socialist?"

What about Obama says "European Socialist" to you, Jeff?

Or maybe .... I'm just idiotic.

I think we have a winner.

What about Obama says "European Socialist" to you, Jeff?

His desire for a single-pay health-system.

His support for dramatically driving up energy prices via capntrade.

His personal views on gun control.

Etc.

He just has the problem of a number of constraints that are less prominent in Western Europe:

The Constitution
The checks and balances of our federal government
An electorate this is center-right (Europe is center-left).

If he had enough power, our country would be completely modeled after the EU.

I don't know if it qualifies as a mitigating circumstance, but this loon was once married to a fire-eater.

Jeff, your xenophobia's showing!

Anyway, I'm glad my coffee cup was only half full -- or perhaps it was half empty -- so no damage done to the keyboard.

Speaking as a devout ukulelist, this is a true crime.

Not to mention she's wrong....he's a socialist/fascist.

But still, I enjoy her humor.

"he's a socialist/fascist"

One more kiddiwink for Ding Dong School, Miss Frances!

"An electorate this is center-right (Europe is center-left)."

Riiight. That's why we have a Democratic President and Democratic majorities in both houses.

I am outraged by this tasteless attack on our president. Of course I'm not. Am I supposed to be?

Amuse the public, especially the right wing, for 3 minutes 38 seconds by trashing Obama and doing it with a ukulele. Good schtick as a publicity stunt by an attention-starved and surely a psychologically damaged woman whose career is probably on the skids. She'll get her 15 minutes, then we'll move on to the next TMZ/ADD sensation to satisfy our jaded appetites.

One more kiddiwink for Ding Dong School, Miss Frances!

This is how it works:

√ Make a list of words that sound bad to you. Don't worry about definitions. The actual meaning of the words doesn't matter. What's important is the emotional response.

√ Apply them to Obama. Again, since we don't bother with what they actually mean, don't get caught up in definitions. Remember, if anyone challenges you, just call it 'semantics.' (don't worry about the definition of that word either.)

√ Done!

This from a person who does Booger King commercials; go figure...

What a nasty vile woman. I hope her and Dennis Miller never get another real tv gig.

an attention-starved and surely a psychologically damaged woman whose career is probably on the skids

Look at the attacks..... The woman wrote a song.... As far as her career... I don't think she is out of money.

None of what she said is true?

I'll stick with the Tea Drinkers Thanks... The cool aid tastes like shit.

Victoria Jackson is the right's Bill Mar, only more intelligent, funnier and better looking.

It looks like there's a whale living in her uterus.

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey

When was the last time you had your head in there?

"Riiight. That's why we have a Democratic President and Democratic majorities in both houses."

Don't be so dense, Danni. This is an aberration, not the norm. Take a look back to 1944 when FDR was the last democrat president to be reelected, except Billy Bob, of course, who never did get 50% of the vote and need Perot both times. That means only ONE democrat has been reelected in the last 66 years (with help from Perot.) Does that look to you like the population is left of center?
It's a STRONG possibility that this administration won't be so democrat dominated after this next election anyway and unless something changes drastically, this democrat president is facing ANOTHER four-and-out.

None of what she said is true?

#19 | Posted by themaniscoming

Well, the title of the song for one thing.
And pretty much everything else after that.

Victoria Jackson is the right's Bill Mar, only more intelligent, funnier and better looking.

Damn you have low standards.

...

"Victoria Jackson is the right's Bill Mar, only more intelligent, funnier and better looking."

That's Bill Maher, and you coudn't be more wrong. Bill actually knows history. And is very smart. An asshole, but smart.

And Man, it's not that none of what Jackson says is true; it's that her interpretations are wacky rightwing talking points. See my #2.

I'll stick with the Tea Drinkers Thanks...

#19 | Posted by themaniscoming

Isn't the whole Tea Party thing supposed to be anti-government in general? Including Pubs? Why does it seem they only pick on Obama and Dems?

#19 | Posted by themaniscoming at 2010-03-08 10:12 AM
***"I'll stick with the Tea Drinkers Thanks... The cool aid tastes like shit."

Yeah, but the "tea" tastes like balls; that's why they call them "test-teas"...

;~}

Isn't the whole Tea Party thing supposed to be anti-government in general? Including Pubs? Why does it seem they only pick on Obama and Dems?

#27 | Posted by TFDNihilist

It's a right wing org financed by Dick Armey.

Isn't the whole Tea Party thing supposed to be anti-government in general? Including Pubs? Why does it seem they only pick on Obama and Dems?

#27 | Posted by TFDNihilist

It's a right wing org financed by Dick Armey.

It is interesting that a person who has spent their entire career playing a ditsy blonde comes out with this song with those lyrics. I am thinking this is probably parody.

"My husband really misses me.
My parents think I've gone crazy.
Only Glenn Beck really understands me,
and of course Sean Hannity
and Huckabee.
But, you know, besides those three,
and those sweet people who drink the tea,
there's no one else who can see
the Communist living in the the White House,"

This is so far from really reflecting her point of view. PARODY IMHO.

I think that the point is, who would be talking about Victoria Jackson these days if not for this video?

#22 | Posted by jestgettinalong

In your next post, see how many more times you can use "democrat" as an adjective.

"This is so far from really reflecting her point of view. PARODY IMHO."

Well, I was hoping so, but then is the pic of her with the sign photoshopped? Or is she on an extended performance art/satire gig?

I still hope it's parody, but I'm afraid it's not. It would be great if it were, especially given that so many (like TheMan) are taking it seriously. I mean, finally, a Hollywood person gets it right!

I was hoping last year that Michelle Bachmann really was a performance artist. See where that got me? : )

then is the pic of her with the sign photoshopped? Or is she on an extended performance art/satire gig?

Um....

I hope it is B, but it may very well be A. Either this is a brilliant parody or one of the worst support songs ever written.

She is a right wing loon. The govt needs to round up these people and lock them in internment camps.

"In your next post, see how many more times you can use "democrat" as an adjective."

It's a synonym for "liberal," "progressive," or "leftist" and can be used as a noun OR an adjective these days, can't it? Besides, you just didn't like that the FACTS are right on.

I can't wait to go home and hear this. I bet it is going to be F-U-N-N-Y! The lyrics are.

"It's a synonym for "liberal," "progressive," or "leftist" and can be used as a noun OR an adjective these days"

Much like "Republican" is a sysonym for "racist", "nazi", "closet faggot", "child moletser", "terrorist", "moron" or "homeless bastard with no pants".

I take offense to that. I am liberal and progressive and I HATE the Democrats. Call me one and you might as well call me a Republican.

Is that because Dems don't believe in bowing down to Israel but repubs do?

Much like "Republican" is a sysonym for "racist", "nazi", "closet faggot", "child moletser", "terrorist", "moron" or "homeless bastard with no pants".

LOL

"Much like "Republican" is a sysonym for "racist", "nazi", "closet faggot", "child moletser", "terrorist", "moron" or "homeless bastard with no pants"."

Only by YOU, Axe...but they expect it as they know you're a couple of clowns short as a circus...LOL.

Yeah Axe! TO me, Republican mean "hypocritical men's room gigolo."

"I take offense to that. I am liberal and progressive and I HATE the Democrats."

Yeah, and I'm sure you vote against them (democrats) all the time. Or do you "HATE" republicans more? You must be just a big "hater"...right?
JFK was a liberal. Probably the last real liberal ever elected. "Progressive" is just another word for leftist-socialist.

Yeah, and I'm sure you vote against them (democrats) all the time. Or do you "HATE" republicans more? You must be just a big "hater"...right?

Once again talking of what you do not know.

I vote one party White House and the other Congress all the time. I also voted for Crist to be Govenor of Florida. I voted for Obama. You tell me, smartass.

"Progressive" is just another word for leftist-socialist.

Wow are you stupid. No further responses will follow since you won't understand them anyway.

"Wow are you stupid. No further responses will follow since you won't understand them anyway."

LOL...you gonna take your football and go home? Awww, shit. You just can't win, can you? I woulda been kinder and gentler if I had known you were from Florida. Are you a graduate of Danni's school of Political Science and Economics? I understand she has a big following down there.

After reading her Bio, I think she's serious.

Who cares what this has been thinks about anything?

"he's a socialist/fascist"

One more kiddiwink for Ding Dong School, Miss Frances!

#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-03-08 08:45 AM | Reply | Flag

And your proof he's not? We are waiting.....

I just listened to it. I fear she IS serious and that makes it even FUNNIER!

Who cares what this has been thinks about anything?

#51 | Posted by tiger150

It's just that Cons and Pubs LOVE Hollywood celebrities. From Steven Baldwin speaking at CPAC to Chuck Norris writing for World Net Daily, they seem to think that just because someone can pretend to be someone else (in other words lie) really well, that they're really smart and should be followed.

Let's be fair...the Libs live their leftist hollywooders as well.....

Communist?

No.

European Socialist?

Without question.

#5 | Posted by JeffJ

Since when has Kenya been in Europe?
Jackass!!!

Let's be fair...the Libs live their leftist hollywooders as well.....

#55 | Posted by daprof

What the hell does that mean?
"The libs live their leftist hollywooders"?
If you can't communicate in English then go back to where you came from.

the Libs live their leftist hollywooders as well.....

#55 | Posted by daprof

A fact for which they are constantly derided by the right.
Although the right seems to actually elect them to office more often.

It's comforting to know there is at least one attention whore dumber than Sarah Palin.

"It's a synonym for "liberal," "progressive," or "leftist" and can be used as a noun OR an adjective these days, can't it?"

Only if you're Rush Limbaugh. I used to be a Democrat, a member of the Democratic party. Noun vs. adjective forms. Republican exists as both noun and adjective. Not so for Democrat. Well, except in certain circles. : )

i really can't believe Gloria, what shame, or a sham. or.. just a crazy [fascist] ham.

Gloria! i meant Victoria!

G-L-O-R-I-hey?
It's Victoria =P
V-I-C-T-O-R
Victor/Victoria

Oh please,

You're telling me that Hollywood is a bunch of conservatives making movies?

Riiight. Can I have some of what you are smoking/drinking? Must be nice to live in a world of illusion. Much like the illusion that Hollywood is a conservative place.

----
I live the ad hominens, RastaCyborg. Shows you can't refute the statement, but have to go Alinsky #5 instead.

------

Funny how liberals have to keep changing their nom-de-plume every time someone figures out what they are really about.

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I'm still of the belief we need to throw them ALL out. Or at least jail them for terms equal to the time served in office.

Finally agree with saomething Rather said:

DAN RATHER SAYS Obama could not sell watermelons... on a highway if a cop pulled people for him...

This video is political comedy and does not show the true Victoria Jackson. She has actually done some fine political commentary as a panelist on the world's most respected news network.

From the amount of that YouTube clip I could stomach, it appeared to be the exact same sentiments--"I did research *giggle*"--as those expressed in the "song."

That was FF for Derek on the you tube..

Poor Bob--he said he would not be able to talk--so she says that's ok I'll talk...

Or the first conservative protest she went to on the Santa Monica Pier and it was real quiet--they didn't light any cars on fire --so they didn't make the news.

Same stuff on this sketch--parody...

lol

If it's parody, why are the Fox folks playing along? Do they not get it? (Doesn't bode well for your commentators there, Murph.)

If it's parody, it ain't very funny. I get more laughs out of reading Afk's posts.

That voice, please someone tell her to stop, for the love of God, please make her stop singing.

Victoria Jackson is the right's Bill Mar, only more intelligent, funnier and better looking.

#20 | POSTED BY RIGHTPOLICY AT 2010-03-08 10:16 AM

she makes my peepee sad.

This is so far from really reflecting her point of view. PARODY IMHO.

Parody?

You haven't been following this ditzy bint's career much lately have you?

She's all about the Obama hate.

She all about parroting rtarded talking points.

Parody? No. Parrotty? Yes!

She's completely insane. She recently declared that Rahm Emmanuel "looks like the Devil".

How do you argue with logic like that?

You don't.

Cos it isn't.

Nice to see that the blog-god greenlit this one while Spud was gone. Always a pleasant surprise is that.

Be Well.

Jackson's simply another Dennis Miller. Not funny or talented. Lucky.

"Parody? No. Parrotty? Yes!"

Ha! Good line!

Hey now Unity, Dennis Miller LIVE was a great show on HBO for like 5 seasons or so. I used to watch him and found it quite entertaining back when I was like 15-16 years old.

The difference between the Far Left and the Far Right is the latter goes off into infinity.

The difference between the Far Left and the Far Right is the latter goes off into infinity.

While the far left, being the other extreme, remains at zero.

"The difference between the Far Left and the Far Right is the latter goes off into infinity.

While the far left, being the other extreme, remains at zero.

#77 | Posted by goatman"

And here we have GoatTroll, perpetually stuck on stupid.

And here we have GoatTroll, perpetually stuck on stupid.

Oh yea, like "..latter goes off into infinity" is real Mensa stuff, furryhole.

"Oh yea, like "..latter goes off into infinity" is real Mensa stuff, furryhole.

#79 | Posted by goatman"

I see you are still huffing fumes on the rig GoatTroll.

I see you are still huffing fumes on the rig GoatTroll.

Still can't figure out why your Mensa applications keep being returned, can you? (clue: it's not the french fry grease that gets on them when you fill them out at work)

Keep trying, furryhole. LOL

there's a bee in her bonnet,
there's a bee in her bonnet,
there's a bee in her bonnet,

and it's stinging the crap outta her,
it's stinging the crap outta her,
yeah its,
stinging the crap outta her brain...

(everybody now...sing along)

another one time (refers to number of movies
shes in, not her former life as a star)
actress trying desperately to be noticed
by anyone...

actress trying desperately to be noticed
by anyone...

I noticed her.... I noticed she is an idiot.

She looks like one of those contestants on the Gong Show.

Where is that dang Gong when ya needs it?

"Still can't figure out why your Mensa applications keep being returned, can you? (clue: it's not the french fry grease that gets on them when you fill them out at work)

Keep trying, furryhole. LOL

#81 | Posted by goatman"

GoatTroll thinks using fancy words like "infinity" is uppity elitism. Go change another light bulb.

Go change another light bulb.

Unlike yours, mine is lit furryhole. LOL

"Unlike yours, mine is lit furryhole. LOL

#85 | Posted by goatman "

GoatTroll laughing at his own jokes again. What's wrong Troll do you unappreciated because no one on the rig needs a blowjob from you at the moment?

86 | Posted by furio at 2010-03-09 04:12 PM
***"do you unappreciated because no one on the rig needs a blowjob from you at the moment?"

Jesus dude, take a f'n Prozac...

Why does every discussion here devolve to "blow-jobs" and "gay sex"???

#87 | Posted by Capt_Of_Uranus at 2010-03-09 07:47 PM | ReplyIt's a bad habit the cocksuckers get into

#88 | Posted by American1st at 2010-03-09 08:23 PM

Stop... pushing me, STOP PUSHING ME!!!

;~}