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Sunday, March 07, 2010

A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000

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Please note *this video is on Youtube* and isn't "pornography". You guys keep your hands off your tallywhackers!

Seems to be a little harsh...3rd degree felony for being squirted with breast milk?

Looks like this gal has her tit in a wringer now!

Public Intoxication while Breast Feeding should be a felony child endagerment charge anyway so even though the reason they are charing her with a felony is stupid I'm glad they are doing it.

Damn.....usually I have to pay extra for that at the Kit Kat Club...

You can bet on the lawsuit; they're going to milk this for all it's worth.

If it was a squirt gun what would the charge be?

Unlike a bottle, it takes a fair amount of sucking or massaging work to extract milk from a breast, but its worth it. Not even remotely like cows milk, its so sweet and delicious.

Public Intoxication while Breast Feeding should be a felony child endagerment charge anyway so even though the reason they are charing her with a felony is stupid I'm glad they are doing it.

~TW

Pretty much THIS.

Also... In a day and age when bodily fluids may contain infectious diseases which have no cure people who work with prisoners are entitled to the protection of a legalised definition of spitting or expelling breast milk as constituting assault.

As grim as the foster care system can be at times this ladie's kid will prolly be better off without her until she achieves sobriety.

As to that totally gratuitous video it reminds Spud of an old joke.

"I had a nightmare the other night.

I dreamed I was Dolly Parton's baby and she was trying to give me a bottle of formula."

Yeah fer boobies!

One simply can't say that often enuff.

Be Well.

the baby seems to be smiling...

Seems to be a little harsh...3rd degree felony for being squirted with breast milk?

#2 | POSTED BY AMERICAN1ST

Being sprayed by another's bodily fluids is probably something you should consent to first.

Is there blood or hepatitis or something worse in that breast milk? Do you know how long it takes to find out if you were infected by something?

I doubt the deputy slept very well that night. She's possibly still waiting for answers. I would imagine that fluid launchers are likely to have lived a lifetime of unsafe behavior.

I bet there are probably a lot of guys that would Pay her to do that .... She may have just come up with a new market....

I bet there are probably a lot of guys that would Pay her to do that .... She may have just come up with a new market....
#11 | Posted by themaniscoming at 2010-03-07 09:31 PM

Not so new.

a little "teat for tat", was all the officer was
heard to say...

(snickers)....o.k. that was awful...

~busted~

Damn the baby sure did look happy as hell with breast milk squirting all over him. If the cop was male oh never mind I wonder how much those dairies can hold...

No wonder babies learn to play honk honk real fast...

#5

LOL
Arron Sorkin wrokx.

Looks like a government entitlement program to me. Teets for cops

That baby boy will be a boob man for life

NSFW label PLEASE!

Video deleted. Don't post nudity of any kind here.

Video deleted. Don't post nudity of any kind here.

...and that means yo mama too american1st! LOL

awww.... and i was looking forward to a little teat today!

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