She shouldn't have given the bear the finger....

I smell a lawsuit.

I see stupid people.

No granddaughter visits for you one year!!!

Nice huh? Alcohol was a factor while having their three year old grandaughter.

Without even reading the story, I'm going to guess she was white.

Without even reading the story, I'm going to guess she was white.

#5 | POSTED BY S1L3NT_C0Y0T3 AT 2010-03-06 12:16 PM |

"Manitowoc, WI" Gee ya think?

She got past the barriers?

What did she do? Jump the moat?

after she went past barriers and tried to feed the animal,

Alcohol was a factor.........

I have never been that wasted where I would attempt to feed a fucking black Bear..... That is a lot of alcohol man... She should have been arrested for public stupidity.... Apparently this woman also suffers from an extremely LOW IQ

"Dont Feed The Bears"

Reminds me of those dipshits in San Francisco who Were taunting the tiger

Why didn't she use her bear spray?

Timothy Treadwell Award nominee.

I say we let the bear finish the meal because I can't see any other value in her continued existence.

Hey Boo-boo! Forget that pic-a-nic basket!

I smell a lawsuit.

#2 | Posted by Sniper

You're right. The zoo should sue the shit out of these people. Fucking idiots.

Without even reading the story, I'm going to guess she was white.

#5 | Posted by s1l3nt_c0y0t3

Without even knowing you, I'm going to guess
you're a racist.

Damn... how's Wissy supposed to roll those wheels of cheese around now?

She walks past the barrier and sticks her fingers inside the cage. The bear looks down and goes "Yum, ladyfingers for dessert." CHOMP

The article said "alcohol played a factor." Ya think?

A runner-up for a Darwin award? I'm guessing the poor bear will get put down for this. Fucking bullshit. We need to stop caging animals.

What was the bear doing drinking during work hours?

Yes, we need to allow them to run free in the zoo so they can eat the entawr person!

Posted by nanc at 2010-03-06 02:24 PM | Reply

Nice, Zat. Sort of puts that old "you can't shoot a bear with a pistol" debate to an end...

What was the bear doing drinking during work hours?

#20 | Posted by daprof at 2010-03-06 02:23 PM

LOL

Who could have foreseen that bears would like ladyfingers:

Posted by nanc at 2010-03-06 02:24 PM | R

i179.photobucket.com [dead bear]

i179.photobucket.com [dead bear]

#22 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-03-06 02:27 PM

I hope there was a legitimate purpose -- and not just the "thrill" of hunting -- for having killed such a majestic animal.

"I hope there was a legitimate purpose"

It's called survival in Alaska.
The bear charged the guy.

It's called survival in Alaska.
The bear charged the guy.

Didn't he have his credit card with him?

She's 47 and a grandmother?

I hope there was a legitimate purpose -- and not just the "thrill" of hunting -- for having killed such a majestic animal.

#26 | Posted by CalifChris

;)

She's 47 and a grandmother?

#29 | Posted by taxman

Never could replicate the great sex she had in elementary school, no doubt.

"Didn't he have his credit card with him?"

No, but he did have a Ruger chambered in .454 Casull Magnum.

LOL

"She's 47 and a grandmother?"

What's so unusual about that?

Have a child at 25.

Child has child at 22.....

Posted by nanc at 2010-03-06 02:24 PM | R

i179.photobucket.com [dead bear]
i179.photobucket.com [dead bear]
#22 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-03-06 02:27 PM
I hope there was a legitimate purpose -- and not just the "thrill" of hunting -- for having killed such a majestic animal.
#26 | POSTED BY CALIFCHRIS

I bet the pussy couldn't do it with a spear or bow..

Any fucking fool can kill an animal with a .454 Casull or .500 S&W

#35 | Posted by Legio at 2010-03-06 06:33 PM | Reply | Flag: kills 1,000 pound Alaskan brown bears with Chuck Norris' picture

She's 47 and a grandmother?
#29 | Posted by taxman

That's exactly what I was thinking. In your neck of the woods, that's great-grandmother age.

Please don't feed the bears.

So, two bears were eating this clown who came too close to their cage.

One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

(bad jokes)

"One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I think a better comeback would have been "Don't eat that, you don't know where those fingers have been."

In related news, zoo officials announced that the bear will henceforth be known as "Darwin."

And a Jaguar tears off a visitor's thumb:

Its just like "TeleEvangelism"...you never see their fangs until you're bleeding....and maybe not even then!

The article does not say if the bear swallowed the thumb and fingers. I wonder if it spit them out.

Why oil rig workers should ALWAYS have a designated driver LOL:

#22 | Posted by Zatoichi - ARE THOSE FOR REAL?!?

Finger food,the way it was meant to be

That's what she gets for giving the bear her middle finger.

Bears don't want a hand out... they want a hand up.

#1 Threat to America?

Yuo guessed it folks.

Why oil rig workers should ALWAYS have a designated driver LOL:

Goat Leads Police on 30 Minute Chase

ODESSA, Texas All over town ran a lone goat as Odessa police...tried to catch....

#45 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-03-07 12:25 AM

Roustabouts and ETs must go wild when they get their feet on terra firma again.

Goatman hasn't logged in lately. Guess the cops caught their Goat and he's spending time cooling his hooves in the Ector County Jail.

Guess the cops caught their Goat and he's spending time cooling his hooves in the Ector County Jail.

LOL Or Animal Control