can I call this in to next weeks michael medved show on conspiracys..

and ANYONE who wants the designated hitter rule thrown out HAS to have some redeeming qualities SOMEWHERE....

Racade is using coordinated agitators

Never credit conspiracy with what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

I think it goes without saying that a person who seems to derive their self-worth out of their "all-star" status on an anonymous blog --- is one seriously fucked up individual.

Forget that this same person claims he is the driving source of this sites popularity --- but does it, so he says, without receiving any compensation (incredibly fucking dumb).

Nice friends you got there rcade!

Red, name names.

"prompted entirely by his gang of agitators."

Your last check was late, Rcade.

101 was lying to you in that email, dude.

The Drudge Retort barely affords my time. I pay around $600 to keep the servers running and work 4-6 hours a day on the site. If I could afford to hire people, I wouldn't be paying them to do what people are already doing for free -- starting arguments about politics 24 hours a day.

I just got a mental image of RCADE swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck and laughing his ass off!

Redneck- Get over the persecution complex.

I know for a fact at least four, five people counting myself here, who are real...the rest of y'all SHARE THE MONEY! If I disappear for an extended period of time, a few (sometimes impersonating others from here) from here will come and hound me at a couple of my sites to get "my ass back to the retort"! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Then there's always the standard leftist barrage of foul slams.

Rnv - you will always be a sniveling little man - I wish 101 were here to give you your proper comeuppance.

Dang! Rcade did all that? I'm proud of the boy.

Unless you ask me to keep your account here, I'm going to close it at the end of this discussion.

#6 | Posted by rcade

Its so exciting to see rcade get all up on his hind legs like that (wasn't sure Yellow Dogs could do that). I have to... uhm... step away from the computer for a moment.

Unless you ask me to keep your account here, I'm going to close it at the end of this discussion.

#6 | Posted by rcade at 2010-03-04 02:29 PM

Your last check was late, Rcade.

indeed.

Racade is using coordinated agitators to invoke responses from real people under the guise that these people are just every day visitors to the site..

if Redneck is going to insist that RCADE "plants" agitators onto this site....then name names.

I mean right now....name names.

who is being paid.

I'll take my compensation in Yak turds....Trolls love 'em...

Racade is using coordinated agitators to invoke responses

Redneckville thank you so much for finally exposing the psychotic madman that is Rogers Cadenhead. I always suspected that something fishy was going on here, but I never knew that it involved a conspiracy in the highest ranks of our (website's) government. I have uncovered proof that rogers was using the profits from T-shirt sales on this site to fund a rebellion of trolls-for-hire on this and other political websites. He's playing both sides of the fence and becoming fantastically rich. Rogers has millions in gold bullion and is just paying Ray to help drive up the cost of gold.

I'm not even sure RCade is human. The use of bloggers-for-hire is a common tactic favored by our reptilian overlords in their unrelenting quest to drink the blood of our children. Have you ever noticed the pale beige background of this site resembles the light given off by a terrarium lamp? I think it reminds Rogers of the planet of his origin... the Reptilian Homeworld of Omicron Perseii 8.

All the pieces are here. It makes sense. WALKE UP SHEEPLE! No blood for T-shirts! Stop the targeting innocent civilians with stupid google ads that vaguely pertain to a thread title! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING KINDLE EITHER!

"Redneck- Get over the persecution complex"

Except im not claiming persecution --- I am illustrating an observation. An observation mind you that I am encouraging real posters here on the DR to do themselves.

Don't take my word for it --- let your own eyes decide.

If banishment is the result of simply encouraging the posters here to use a jaundice eye when using your site, then so be it. To me it's simply an admission of guilt and the need to hide something.

Please remove my credentials. I have no desire to be a participant in your sham any longer. As for you people who think you are participating in a real forum ----- your not. Rcade is exploiting your passion for his own personal gain ---- so it's ultimately up to you to deny him this needed resource. Without the rancor ----- he has nothing to sell!

I'm not even sure RCade is human.
#15 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Well, I, for one, have never seen a legitimate copy of his birth certificate.

As for you people who think you are participating in a real forum ----- your not.

#16 | Posted by redneckville at 2010-03-04 03:43 PM

(RCade, just p.m. me for my paypal info)

"Have you ever noticed the pale beige background of this site resembles the light given off by a terrarium lamp?"

I just peed a little.

Did you really have illusions that you were contributing to the national discourse by spending time here?

I gave up those illusions around 2004.

"...I'm going to close it at the end of this discussion."

Is there some reason that "now" would be too soon?

Proof would be lovely, rnv - I've often wondered how a party cooler poster found out my other alias...

Well, I, for one, have never seen a legitimate copy of his birth certificate.

Right about now, any patriotic American should be asking himself, "Is Rogers Cadenhead financing an army of trolls with the profits of tissue taken from aborted fetuses?" Anything is possible, and... well... *sniffle* I'm just afraid for the future of my blog.

We don't even know if Rogers was born on this planet, yet we trust him to moderate our discussions? My friends, I fear we are on a dark and dangerous path... a path that ends in the destruction of our great blog and the forcible implementation of a totalitarian agenda that Rogers hasn't ever denied supporting.

What we need is to return to the way things were on that that the dancing banana showed up on the front page alongside a banner headline about penis enlargement. Do you remember how we were united around the banana? Now we are being sold out to armies of Muslim trolls by a person who may be a shapeshifting reptile!!!!

Did you really have illusions that you were contributing to the national discourse by spending time here?
#20 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Well, duh!, Hagbard. I mean, we've got peoople checking into this site from Rancho Cucamonga, Hungry Horse, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Magic City, Smileyberg, Monkey's Eyebrow, Dinkytown, Harscrapple, Lickskillet, Toad Suck, Beebeetown, Turkey Scratch, Brainy Boro, and Eek.

"Without the rancor ----- he has nothing to sell!"

Ahh, the lucrative internet advertising game!

How many posters have ever clicked on an advertisement on this site?

"How many posters have ever clicked on an advertisement on this site?"

On purpose?

#24
Doc, you have real skills. That stuff is going on in your head all day long?

Lickskillet. LMAO

I summer in Smileyberg.

"At least there you are having a dialog with real people and not hired plants whose sole purpose is to be as insulting and demeaning as possible."

RCADE!
Are you telling me there's MONEY in this???
REAL MONEY???

Wow.

Sign me up.
I, too, have a PayPal account.

Unless, of course, RNV is right....
In which case, dammit, I expect a dinner and a drink before getting screwed.
Damn you, Rcade, I trusted you, we all did, and now it turns out we're all just your bitches.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, sobbing over my lost dignity and innocence.

How many posters have ever clicked on an advertisement on this site?
#25 | Posted by ChezWegro

I do a couple of times a week.

And I bought the retort tee-shirt.

#23 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Someone told a friend of my nephew that her boyfriend's third cousin permanently removed swore Rogers not only can pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time, but that his eyebrows wiggle up and down when he sees a pretty girl passing by, and he hauls around a vestigal tail

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, sobbing over my lost dignity and innocence.

All because RCade didn't want to show us the goddamn birth certificate...

And I bought the retort tee-shirt.
#29 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Seriously, there's such a thing?

I mean, I have the monogramed Burt/Ernie slippers and swanky black-and-white checkered smoking jacket so this would just about complete my ensemble.

A couple of clicks a week and a T-shirt from the man in the gold submarine. One could see how fast those fractions of a penny must be adding up!

Reptilian......hmmmm......

It's beginning to make sense.

After all, no HUMAN would go by "Rogers", plural...
unless there's MORE THAN ONE.....
some "hive mind" subtly infiltrating our safe shiny blogosphere.....
with only one possible intent....

To sell subversive t-shirts.

Rogers, y'all are The Borg.

It was available on diculous designs website. I'm not seeing the link. I wear it all the time.

I didn't know you had to click the links for RCade to get paid. I thought it was based off of a number of "hits" kinda thing. Doh!

A couple of clicks a week and a T-shirt from the man in the gold submarine. One could see how fast those fractions of a penny must be adding up!
#33 | Posted by ChezWegro

What can I do? They don't accept flax script.

Never trust a man who is rich in flax.
His morals may be sadly lax.
r.a.w.

Rogers, y'all are The Borg.

Resistance is futile. You will be trolled.

I knew there are some fucked up people on this site. This guy takes the cake though. Seek help, you delusional freak.

Holy shit, this thread is sweet...

#38 | POSTED BY ZOMBIEHUNTER
"Resistance is futile. You will be trolled."

FF

...and get paid for it, apparently....

cash money, people!!!!

Redneckville, you're fucking crazy.

Love,

le Beefalo B00Bs

Rcade: They are onto us! I knew at that last secret meeting with you,BBob, 101Chair, DocSarvis, Kanrei and Tadowe that we couldn't maintain this lie much longer. Someone really observant like Redneckville was bound to figure us out sooner or later.

"Never trust a man who is rich in flax.
His morals may be sadly lax.
r.a.w."

Good one, but don't forget...

"They may be pink, but their money's green."
Bob

And my personal favorite...
"You'll pay to know what you really think."
Bob

well done, chez.

pink... that always makes me laugh.

"You'll pay to know what you really think."

That's my favorite too.

This is an open letter to the real Americans who come here passion in hand and heart on sleeve....

and brain fresh out of the microwave.

Tarrant County boys
Loves them some Internets toys
Money! So they say....

A buddy of mine on the VA/TN border is a Pope. He was really upset when X Day came and went.

He's still stockpiling arms though.

I'm kind of convinced that Buffalo Bob is some kind of SubGenius performance art...

Well if Bob put down the pipe for a minute, he might have noticed it was 8661 instead of 1998. What can you do?

Rogers has millions in gold bullion and is just paying Ray to help drive up the cost of gold.

Fuck. The jig is up.

Sell the bullion now, Ray!

Rcade, inquiring minds want to know:

Just how much DID you pay RNV for this little bit o' dinner theatre?

Well, duh!, Hagbard. I mean, we've got peoople checking into this site from Rancho Cucamonga, Hungry Horse, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Magic City, Smileyberg, Monkey's Eyebrow, Dinkytown, Harscrapple, Lickskillet, Toad Suck, Beebeetown, Turkey Scratch, Brainy Boro, and Eek.

#24 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

You forgot Nulli, out there in Weed CA.

I" knew there are some fucked up people on this site. This guy takes the cake though. Seek help, you delusional freak."

Has anyone ever seen Woke and Redneckville in the same room together?

Rcade is exploiting your passion for his own personal gain

bullshit. He is exploiting YOUR passion for his own personal gain.

not mine.

this place is an interest of mine.......not a passion.

you probably should go somewhere else redneck. seriously. you are wrapped too tight and, as a result, offer very little except anger and rage on this site. you do nothing except assign positions and rant on about Sean Hannity (who I think you are in love with BTW) and take the most outrageous acts and assign them to all conservatives.

and then claim to not be a liberal.

good bye.

So how does one explain a lunatic like Celisary?

I only click on THE hat made famous at the inauguration - DAYAM I love that hat! When're you goung to start selling them, rcade? You will make a fortune!

What I love about this is the layers of delusion. Obviously, the whole troll conspiracy is funny as hell. And if 101 really got this going with an email, that's just the icing on the cake.

But I also love this:

"Now I really don't care what you all do from here, but I think those who are here thinking they are sincerely posting in the effort to articulate a belief, pouring your heart and soul into an attempt to make this a better world, should know they are simply being manipulated into add selling fodder."

Have you guys ever read Redneckville's posts? That's someone pouring out their "heart and soul"? LOL. Its usually just some some three line rant about "fake plastic Christians" that is either only tangentally related or completely unrelated to the topic being discussed. The thought of him being insulted that these "masterpieces" are being cheapened by Rcade's money grubbing ways is hysterical.

I totally get why Rcade spends 4-6 hours a day on this site: Its like being mayor of a fucking nuthouse. Funny as hell if you approach it with the right attitude.

Another click from NANC! At this pace Rogers should be able to retire by the end of this thread!

Rogers,
You're welcome and where's my cut?

Sully,

I missed that completely in his post. He believes he is pouring his heart and soul and attempting to make this a better world with those shitty hateful POS posts.

what a fucking riot.

I take it all back. don't banish redneck. let him come back under another name (for the 4th time at least) and post the same shit.

every group needs a retard to kick around.

unless woke wants to step up and take his place full time.

I had 3 threads promoted to the front page at the same time..I want 3 shares....pony up, Rcade!

W0W! That's MOM spelled upside down - 101 would never have a thing to do with the likes of rnv...

In the drive to make money, rcade throws your...

That reminds me, Rcade that email address you sold to those marketing companies is no longer valid. You may want to re-send the new one. Thanks Redneckville for the heads up.

Looks like Pinkie got his tittie in the ringer this time...

You better start grovelling now, Skeeter!

"Your efforts are in vain, your energy wasted, your beliefs purposely trampled and mocked by rcades design. You are better off posting this stuff on facebook. At least there you are having a dialog with real people and not hired plants whose sole purpose is to be as insulting and demeaning as possible. This is no way for smart people to have a dialog, and IS the reason we as Americans seem so divided." Redneck-crazyville

Considering this is Redneck's M.O. when posting anything, what is he complaining about?

Oh, and FF for ZH and Tom; this thread has some real potential!

RedcocosamIamvile, and whatever other handles you have had in the past:

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, and take Boydbadweekbetelgbarney with you.

Have you guys ever read Redneckville's posts? That's someone pouring out their "heart and soul"? LOL.

#59 | Posted by Sully at 2010-03-04 04:58 PM

"Racade is using coordinated agitators to invoke responses from real people under the guise that these people are just every day visitors to the site, and as you have surely witnessed, nothing is off limits to these people. In the drive to make money, rcade throws your beliefs under the train in favor of revenue generating sensationalism, ignorance, and anger --- prompted entirely by his gang of agitators."

Which are you?

p.s. Would that be any different than say...four or five posters getting together behind the scenes and ganging up on a lone poster? Sounds like fun and games to me, rnv.

rnv - you are the one being played. Did you get all the info from the one who sent that to you? Of course, if it's from a proxy there's no way to find out who they are. Reminds me of all the exploding emails jackass sends out...

ZAT will now come along and post 30 links debunking REDs claims with peer reviewed IP tracking GW satellites.

RNV-dude, get some meds or go back on them.

Doc--you forgot barstow, ca I know it's a little bitty place and its right next door to me, but it is on the way to vegas so has some redeeming qualities.

I've seen some weird shit on here, but this one has got to take the cake. Anyone pouring out their heart and soul on an anonymous blog needs help. As for this being a nuthouse, my hat is off to rcade for keeping some semblence(sic) (yeah I'm too lazy to check the spelling) of sanity here. With all the problems here, think of what it must be like in congress.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!

Don't be a dumbshit, Redneck. RCade doesn't pay all those posters to agitate, RCade IS all those posters.

(Also, the fake agitators are not all conservatives - I know this, because I am one of them. RCa, I mean, mOntecOre.)

W0W! That's MOM spelled upside down - 101 would never have a thing to do with the likes of rnv...

#64 | Posted by nanc at 2010-03-04 05:06 PM | Reply | Flag: OBSESSED WITH CHAIRBORNE; WANTS HIM TO USE WHAT'S IN HIS WALLET

#78 | Posted by mOntecOre

you mean one of the new smaller condoms?

You'll have to ask Nanc about the size.

I've occasionally mentioned a very apparent rise of "fakes", "plants" and shills on the DR. We all have some opinion on its prevelance. Perhaps it is as high as 60-85% currently. After a while, it's fairly simple to differentiate a poster as a fake or an independent free-thinker of their stated positions.

Another separate indicator: Do they ever advance themselves or are they riveted to the same left vs right/atheist vs christian/ evolutionist-humanist vs creationist vs other religions BS forever?

I'll differ with you to not suggest they all illicit "liberal" responses. The "provocateurs" are on both sides, designed to continue the in-fighting. This way, each side fights each other while both "food chains" works up to the same corps that ultimately control both sides who are then free to run rampant, with cover from their "side".

As for rcades role, perhaps he does make out great on the whole deal. In your observation, you probably displace valid anger on Rcade better placed elsewhere. He certainly takes advantage of its existence in promoting a pre-conceived agenda ....

Btw, did rcade ever explain the fade of a proposed ombudsman to silent scrapping of the idea?

Btw, did rcade ever explain the fade of a proposed ombudsman to silent scrapping of the idea?

It's not dead. I just haven't gotten around to reviving it now that the voting code is online.

Rcade and I will probably disagree on many things, but I think he's straight up. Better in many other sites, on BOTH sides, that seem to censor the discussion and posts.

Frankly, other than the name, which I'm guessing probably has to do with some history between rcade and drudge, one of the better vitriol sites on the web ;)

"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!"

Two Dollars.

YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!!

Rogers,

Does this mean you haven't been contributing to my 401k for all these years?

Well shit....

I think I'll go and fake an orgasm.

Any of you fucking losers that can't take it get the fuck out now. Yeah, you. Out. Fuck off.

Ok, open the keg.

I'm still on here 5 years later and I ain't any richer. Tons of laughs wealthier, though. : )

I think I'll go and fake an orgasm.
#87 | Posted by mysterytoy

She prefers it that way.

I go to work and miss this masterpiece. Damn fuck the job I need to be posting all day.

"to the real Americans who come here passion in hand and heart on sleeve."

Nice to see someone got "Sarah Palin's Book of Openers" for Christmas.

" . . . who come here passion in hand and heart on sleeve."

LOL

That must have happened on my day off.

Don't you just love these mental breakdowns on the Retort. NOT!

ROGERS: Please put Redneckville on vacation. He appesrs to be in the throes of a personal crisis.

ROGERS: Please put Redneckville on vacation. He appesrs to be in the throes of a personal crisis.
#93 | Posted by Twinpac

redneckville
Skeeter MClusky
Seniority: 247
Contact User
No Home Page
Joined 2006/03/21
Visited 2010/03/04
Status: user

Please remove my credentials.

Done.

Does this mean you haven't been contributing to my 401k for all these years?

I only make contributions to sperm banks.

WTF?

How did Spud miss THIS thread?

Couple of things here.

First, if one is gonna map out a grand conspiracy based on the twin notions that A) Rcade is getting richer than Scrooge McDuck offa this site and B) That several posters are plants and deliberate agitators designed to increase traffic then one should provide something resembling proof.

Maybe a picture of RCade diving into a pool of dubloons while laughing insanely or a
list of poster alleged to be plants.

Sommat anyway.

Next, if this mental meltdown was actually inspired by 101 sending a disingenuous email off to RNV in a fit of pique after his latest suspension then RNV will have been seen to have been played like a whorehouse piano on a Saturday night and 101 will prolly never stop bragging about it.

That all noted, Spud actually is a plant.

All potatoes are.

A herbaceous perennial in fact.

-I only make contributions to sperm banks.

"Where do ah pud thith?"

(sorry, sorry! old joke. couldn't help self, sorry!)

"101 will prolly never stop bragging about it."

Its really too bad that he couldn't be here for this.

Please remove my credentials.

Done.

#95 | Posted by rcade at 2010-03-05 08:57 AM

NOOOO

OOOO

OOOO

OOOO!!!!....

Credentials?

We have actual credentials?

We have actual credentials?

Sure we do.

NOOOO

OOOO

OOOO

OOOO!!!!....

#100 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

What's the html for that?

'"101 will prolly never stop bragging about it."

Its really too bad that he couldn't be here for this.'

The whole idea of those two exchanging emails in the first place is very funny to me.

What's the html for that?

#103 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2010-03-05 11:16 AM

<blockquote>NOOOO<blockquote> OOOO<blockquote>OOOO< blockquote>OOOO!!!!....</ blockquote></blockquote></ blockquote></blockquote>

I gotta try that...

FUCK!!!

Fuck!!!

Fuck!!!

fuck!!!

DAmn! Thanks, LOD

/correct>/

#105
Fun stuff. Thanks.

I've always thought of it as a textual representation of falling off a cliff ala Wile E. Coyote.

That's exactly how it comes across.

If rnv loses his "credentials" (whatever those are...) Does that mean we all move up in seniority and if he ever snivels back he starts out with a high number?!?

Big day - big day!

He was behind me, NAnc..I don't get a boost from pretending to be 101Chairborne and driving him the all-too short trip off the edge of the cliff. I wish I'd have done it to someone farther up the seniority ladder...

:^(

Well I haven't moved up yet...

DANG YOUR HIDE, A1!

"101 will prolly never stop bragging about it."

Its really too bad that he couldn't be here for this.'

The whole idea of those two exchanging emails in the first place is very funny to me

Chair no more wrote that fucking email or sent it to you than the Easter Bunny.

Fucking idiot.

But you are right.

Somebody's being played like a 50 year old Martin.

I'm trying to think of a sniveling chickenshit that would send fake emails to other posters with someone else's names on them.....

Hmmm...

Re: #3

Look at the domain in the address from which it was sent:

BigString Corporation (OTCBB: BSGC) has created a revolutionary new email service that allows users to control their sent email. The Company's BigString product is an email service for both individuals and businesses that is recallable and changeable. With a patent pending technology, BigString allows a user to easily send, recall, erase, self-destruct and modify an email after it has been sent. BigString users have unprecedented control over all of their email, whether they choose to send it through the BigString.com website or an email client such as Outlook. BigString gives you the advantages of private email and secure email.

Now who whould sit around their apartment all night, sniffing their fingers, and use proxy servers to send emails to posters on anonymous blogs?

Its coming to me....

I'm not even sure RCade is human.
#15 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Well, I, for one, have never seen a legitimate copy of his birth certificate.
#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-03-04 03:46 PM

Funny Freakin' Flag.

I was nearly convinced that the NSA was forcing Rcade to keep that alleged Hong Kong purse knock-off poster - he kept that account active for months!

Rcade isn't afraid of revenue and somehow knows how to match the thread with the ads - that's nice compared with most sites who whore disjointedly.

So how does one explain a lunatic like Celisary?

#57 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2010-03-04 04:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

ever been to a Greyhound bus station?

I'm not even sure RCade is human.
#15 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Well, I, for one, have never seen a legitimate copy of his birth certificate.
#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-03-04 03:46 PM

Well, he did release the short form one but so far not the long form one.

Also, a linguistic diagnostic program that has studied his obviously fake and planted birth announcements in the Houston Chronicle has determined that they were all written by Bill Ayers!!!!111!

It's a conspiracy!!!

Be Well.

"ever been to a Greyhound bus station? That's where I troll for new "talent" for my home movies"

#118 | Posted by vernon

Okay - so rcade pulls rnv's "credentials" and I move up in seniority four numbers...how many "credentials" did rnv have?

Wow RNV, you seem to take all of this a bit seriously...

It's a "website" here for your "entertainment" and "enjoyment"...

If you aren't being "entertained" and/or are not enjoying this site, why would you continue to participate...

Furthermore, when one is outspoken with a sometimes less than popular POV, one must become accustom to ridicule. And, when one displays agitation at said ridicule, those doing the ridiculing are sure to do-so with vigor, as the pay off is great and sure...

I.E. don't let them get under your skin...