FTA: Ashburn, a father of four, is a Republican Senator representing parts of Kern, Tulare and San Bernardino Counties with a history of opposing gay rights.

Before anyone tries the ole "Why do Dems hate gays" ploy here let Spud state fer the record that it's not the gay thing that bugs Spud but the fact that here we have yet another example of a closeted, self-loathing, hypocritical Repub with a history of gay bashing.

Gay is OK.

Hypocrisy and drunk driving are not.

Be Well.

Considering all the closeted, married gay guys in the Gay Ole Party it's surprising they aren't more... wait for it... BIpartisan.

^_^

/Yes, feeling pretty bad about that one already.
//Deth is Wicked Spud!

Be Well.

"...but the fact that here we have yet another example of a closeted, self-loathing, hypocritical Repub with a history of gay bashing."

But he's from California so it doesn't count.

But he's from California so it doesn't count.

Californicators don't count?

Because Assburn was obviously seduced into choosing teh ghey lifestyle cos of all that liberal Hollyweirdness?
'
Sorta like a contact high?

Yer right this man is a victim!/snark>

^_^

Be Well.

No luff fer Spud's Gay Rethug thread?

Too much "Been there, done that"?

C'mon kids, laughing at hypocrites never gets old!

S'fun!

Be Well.

Well, maybe if he'd taken a wider stance while the officer "frisked" him he coulda got off.

No problem. He'll just go to a 3 week intensive personal session with 'pray the gay away' Haggard.

...he coulda got off.

Well, he did have another guy in the truck that he presumably picked up at the gay bar and the Tahoe was swerving before being pulled over.

Maybe he did.

^_^

Be Well.

Oh come on, he was there merely gathering intel for his next gay bash. You know, check out the scene, see what the gay thing is all about....so he can bash it with some first hand knowledge....yeah, that's it... Honest! I bet he got a lot of first hand experience to draw from. I feel bad for his wife really, she probably bought his line of straight republican with pseudo "family values"... Oops!

well i have to laugh when hypocrisy shows itself on either side. I don't know if this guy actively bashes gays or opposes that agenda. If he does then he is a hypocrite. If he is gay which it sounds like he is then as most people agree, it was not a choice.

in a comparison, many Liberal, or Progressives as you now call yourselves are truly Closet Communists. You talk like a Communist, you act like a Communist, you push an agenda which is a quantum leap towards Communism. but you cry foul when you are compared to a Communist. You demonize everyone who disagrees with your opinion as opposed to having a respectful disagreement. You want the Government to provide you with everything including Healthcare, a guarantee that you cannot be foreclosed on if you can't pay your mortgage, a guaranteed job for life and a guaranteed retirement. You aren't interested in equal opportunity but equal outcomes. You want limits on what people can earn. People like you don't want kids to have scores kept in competitive events because you are worried about their feelings if they lose. You want everyone dependent on the government for everything because that is the only way you can keep your power.

Just come out of the closet and admit that you have Communistic Tendencies because everybody knows it. Some guy being outed that he is gay is ok because he did not make that choice. Being outed as a Communist is different because it is a choice.

Get rid of him. There are no gays in political life that aren't a total embarrassment.

Closet Communists.

Wotta whopper of a lie.

The GOP are much closer to being Closet Fascists than the Dems are Closet Communists.

That's a canard, a red herring, a false talking point that's been around so long it has raptor shiat on it.

Being critical of corporate over-influence on a supposedly representational government does NOT equal communist no matter how many times you try and spin it that way.

Be Well.

There are no gays in political life that aren't a total embarrassment.

Hey, just cos Bush sucked as a politician doesn't mean you get to tar all gay pols with the same broad brush.

^_^

Be Well.

Hey! It's Cali. What do you expect?

GAY RIGHTS! (unless you're a conservative - the left)

Tell us more about your charming family, Stenwilly.

"Hypocrisy and drunk driving are not."
#1 | Posted by dethspud

Tell that to these news outlets:

Before anyone tries the ole "Why do Dems hate gays" ploy here let Spud state fer the record that it's not the gay thing that bugs Spud but the fact that here we have yet another example of a closeted, self-loathing, hypocritical Repub with a history of gay bashing.

Gay is OK.

Hypocrisy and drunk driving are not.

Be Well.

#1 | Posted by dethspud

Great post. I agree wholeheartedly. Fucking POS needs to take a walk for sure.

Being a hypocrit is not blue v.s red issue, is it?

Try this...

...self-loathing, hypocritical Dems with a history of prosperity bashing.

Prosperity is OK.

Hypocrisy and carbon trading scams are not.

Them's some good, solid republican family values ya got there, scumwilly.

You go, girl.

Tell that to these news outlets:

"Name that Party: Over 100 Media Outlets Fail to Tag Racine, Wis. Mayor As a Democrat Upon Sentencing"

Man, those asswipes over at Nutcluster.org are some whiny-assed biatches.

"Don't clubs like these offer rides or taxi services for their despicably gay drunks?"

Seems like you'd know better than anybody, Teddy.

#23 | Posted by cookfish at 2010-03-04 10:31 AM | Reply | Flag: Having deja vu all over again

"Sources tell CBS13 a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning.

The California Highway Patrol pulled over Senator Roy Ashburn at 2:00 a.m. Wednesday after an officer noticed a black Chevy Tahoe swerving at 13th and L Streets."

Did the officer say the senator was leaving the club or did "sources" say? Sounds a little fishy. Will wait to see the arrest report.

I don't understand why closeted homosexual politicians are usually so vocal about gay issues. What benefit is it to them? Is it guilt over their actions conflicting with their actual beliefs? Why don't they run as democrats? Then they could screw a goat and be called progressive and open about their sexuality.

Wrong thread, Dave. None of these freaks are dead musicians that you claim were your friend.

Do you realy think you will get an answer from dok? Where is he going to find an answer he can 'cut-and-paste'?

The Konservatives of Kern Kounty aren't going to like this.

#27 | Posted by cockfish

Don't be jealous, Teddy.

When Adam Lambert croaks off you can join the club.

Don't clubs like these offer rides or taxi services for their despicably gay drunks? Doc?
#23 | Posted by cookfish

Do you realy think you will get an answer from dok?
#28 | Posted by Sniper

Speaking of answers, why don't you drag your lazy, uniformed ass back to the other thread and explain how you're going to make deep cuts in the national budget? Or is that too big a task for an ignorant coward like you, Snoops?

so you post this but not the story about massa trying to get some cock in the office?

oops my bad, didnt see it at first

so you post this but not...

Front Page.

Left side.

Third one down.

Yer welcome.

Reading is FUNdamental.

Be Well.

I expect this guy will step down from office soon, as massa did.

Either that or he'll go to a weekend Jayzuzfest and come home cured, because as any good Republican will tell you, being gay is a choice.

He was doing "research" to decide how best to vote on upcoming gay-related bills.

Plus they'll probably give you an investor's discount.

any bets this gets a lot more national press than the dem from the other thread>?

Another Republican caught cumming out of a gay club?

As one of the resident Gays at D.R. let me just say:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"...Hypocrisy and carbon trading scams are not.
..."#20 | Posted by BENDOR

And let me be the first to say:

You Sir, are a Moron.

#18 | POSTED BY KBM

Mayor of Racine, WI?
Seriously, KBM?

It's Racine, WI. Political party is practically irrelevant.
Not to Newsblusters, of course.

Stenwilly, cutting the Absolut ads out of the paper and keeping them in your desk drawer is not a "porfolio"

KKKERN COUNTY, CA....This Fox-Republican HYPROCRIT has made a career of bashing gays all the while sucking all the COCK he can find in Gay Bars. While in my mind there's nothing wrong being Gay, BASHING the Gay Community to get elected is what the Fox-Republican Party is all about......PATHATIC!!

sort of like your spelling of the word itslef?????

HEY LOOK GUYS

I fucked up someone because of thier SPELLING>...

is that cool or what

thanks bro for that....

and YES I see itslef...thats the french nordic version.......??????

Damn, WTF is up with all the closeted R's?

It does show them for the lying hypocrites they've always been though.

A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

Shit! And it looks like he had hooked up too. Poor bastard.

Stenwilly: come out come out whereever you are!

LOL It's so easy to spot the real self loathers, right Stenny?

And let me be the first to say:

You Sir, are a Moron.

#41 | Posted by DUMPLING1

Sorry Dumpling....I bet you are not the first.

And I don't see the problem Spud. I am sure he was just doing "research" for his next filibuster of some upcoming gay rights bill.

We had a gay freak in our family.

#15 | Posted by StenWilly at 2010-03-04 09:54 AM | Reply | Flag: WOULD TURN ANY WOMAN INTO A LESBIAN

You've got to give it to Stenwilly. With all this talk about "portfolios", PI's, and "employees" he makes Walter Mitty seem unimaginative.

"I thought the gay apolagists claim people are born gay

#55 | Posted by StenWilly"

Some are, some aren't. Fuck, dude, are you really as stupid as you appear to be?

"We had a gay freak in our family. "

Sorry to hear that. That means you carry the gay gene. If you knock up a chick who is also a carrier, your kids will be fruitier than a French figure skater. You should get yourself clipped just to be safe.

Maybe the good senator should apply for Obama's safe school czar if Jennings doesn't work out? Afterall, our youngsters need to learn and embrace this stuff without being hypocritical about the dysfunction!

Ta-pocketa Ta-pocketa Ta-pocketa

Hehe, Stenwilly tries so hard to come across as "real"....
He's the Velvetine Blogger.

#64 | Posted by StenWilly

LOL...LOL...LOL!!!!!

any thread about gay stuff always reminds me of the movie..the birdcage...with robin williams and whats his name...the funny little guy...

My kids are adults now. My son who went to The Citadel wanted to stone her. They know better than to come out of the closet.

#64 | Posted by ScumWilly

Sounds like a fine bunch of kids.

"Nice try but this freaky lesbian my aunt raised was adopted."

Oh, well you should have said so. I had a close call myself. Right after high school I found out my girlfriend was pregnant. I really loved her and wanted to have the kid even though it would have been a giant pain in the ass. Then I found out she had a gay uncle. Luckily, she was really into soccer so one day we were kicking around the ball and I "accidentally" booted it into her stomache. That took care of the little Elton John growing inside her. She dumped me for laughing about the whole thing but I didn't give a shit because she was damaged goods by then anyway.

in a comparison, many Liberal, or Progressives as you now call yourselves are truly Closet Communists. You talk like a Communist, you act like a Communist, you push an agenda which is a quantum leap towards Communism. but you cry foul when you are compared to a Communist. You demonize everyone who disagrees with your opinion as opposed to having a respectful disagreement. You want the Government to provide you with everything including Healthcare, a guarantee that you cannot be foreclosed on if you can't pay your mortgage, a guaranteed job for life and a guaranteed retirement. You aren't interested in equal opportunity but equal outcomes. You want limits on what people can earn. People like you don't want kids to have scores kept in competitive events because you are worried about their feelings if they lose. You want everyone dependent on the government for everything because that is the only way you can keep your power.

Just come out of the closet and admit that you have Communistic Tendencies because everybody knows it. Some guy being outed that he is gay is ok because he did not make that choice. Being outed as a Communist is different because it is a choice.

#10 | Posted by bph320 at 2010-03-04 09:37 AM | Reply | Flag

DAMN....someone need to up the Ritalin script. That ADD is out of control. Focus!!!

See the documentary 'Outrage'. It deals with all of the gay-bashing closeted repubs.

Nice try but this freaky lesbian my aunt raised was adopted. It was amusing. She disowned her like Jimmy McElroy's father disowned him.

My kids are adults now. My son who went to The Citadel wanted to stone her.

#64 | Posted by StenWilly at 2010-03-04 12:46 PM

You can't make shit like this up...classic.

Death pud - people who talk in the third person are obviously gay

any thread about gay stuff always reminds me of the movie..the birdcage...with robin williams and whats his name...the funny little guy...

#66 | Posted by afkabl2

Nathan Lane

#64 | Posted by StenWilly

Dang that was funny..LOL

"My other son works for P&G in sales in Asia."

Wow.

That's impressive, jizzwilly.

You must be vermin's daddy.

Makes me sad to read the comments here by stenwilly. How very horrible that girls life must have been with your aunt. There are lots of families out there that wouldn't have cared what sexual orientation she was, that would have loved her. Too bad she ended up with your aunt.

As for the stay away from gays comment, it never made me sick. But I'll be you get all gizzy in your shorts when you think about 2 women getting it on.

You are bad Willy...

"Sorry you can't have it both ways. Pick one line of bullshit and follow it

#61 | Posted by StenWilly"

Well, that settles it. You are as fucking stupid as you appear to be.

"My kids are adults now. My son who went to The Citadel wanted to stone her.

#64 | Posted by StenWilly"

Sorry to break it to you, but your son sucked my gay cousin's dick every day they attended The Citadel. On special days, he tossed his salad. (I felt you should know this, since you kiss your son on the mouth.)

"You have no idea who my son is, ect.
#82 | Posted by StenWilly"

I don't but my cousin sure does! He calls your son "Hoover." You can probably guess why. (By the way, it's probably time for you to quit kissing your son on the mouth anyway. At your age, it's pretty creepy.)

Yeah, you should run along. You are so far out of your league, you don't even know where the park is. Shoo fly!

Shut the fuck up and go already. Boo!

#85 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2010-03-04 06:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Beware of the purple revolution.

Lured there by ARCADE... LOL