Let the puns begin...

Do you think that thing will keep 'til Denver?

He mistook his johnson for a flight stick?

He should be charged with highjacking...

"He should be charged with highjacking..." AMER

If nothing else, he sure took matters into his own hands.

Something tells me the words "palm & pilot" could make their way into tonight's thread.

Reading this story doesn't exactly make me want to put those airplane blankets up against my head.

what a jerk-off!

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking wanks on this motherfucking plane!

"Nookella"?? Seriously??

Look, people cope with stress in many different ways, this poor guy was probably just trying to distract his attention away from the fact that at any moment, a large, furry creature could land on the wing and start tearing the engine apart. I saw it on TV, it must be true.

I have a serious philosophical question. Hypothetically, let's say you were on a plane, jerking off....mkay.....and you were 'caught'. And, what the hell, you're caught anyway, so you may as well go ahead and finish it off.

My question is; 'Did he have to pay for that blanket'?

Lady: "You misheard me. I ordered the PEANUTS."

Well, I guess he couldn't smoke on the plane so "idle hands" and all..... he stroked instead of smoked...

And anyone think maybe she could have helped out a bit and wrote a Penthouse Forum letter?

Dude needed some serious help, obviously. And heck, what are those flight attendants for anyway?

/sarc

Sir we're getting ready to land, could you please put your tray up?

OK, you asked for it.

Hey, if a woman can breatfeed her child....

Did Southwest announce that this was a no-wanking flight? I not, Nookella may get off with a wrist-slap.

"But, but, I was just trying to keep from having an explosion in my underwear!"

Snakes on a plane!

"I have a serious philosophical question. Hypothetically, let's say you were on a plane, jerking off....mkay.....and you were 'caught'. And, what the hell, you're caught anyway, so you may as well go ahead and finish it off.

My question is; 'Did he have to pay for that blanket'?

#10 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2010-03-03 08:00 PM | Reply |

Playing soccer on a Sunday night with single guys and girls from church at a local, large, fairly dark local Tucson park, when police cruisers pulled up on the grass, shining their spotlights. The guy "finished his business" in full spotlighted view.
Quite a memorable event.

Oops, a couple was "going at it" 100 yards from us.

THAT guy would say "finish your business."

Some times you feel like a nut.... Some times you don't. Plead the 5th amendent!

He's a very,very sick man....still..he's holding his own!

Could have been worse. Could have been the barber shop:

With those close quarter hand to gland combat skills could he possibly have been an air marshal?

"Hey, if a woman can breatfeed her child....

#14 | Posted by wurster"

Sick fuck relates feeding a baby to sex.

Guy did wot now?

Well, if they're not gonna let you smoke on a flight anymore...

/Yes, kidding.
//Came for the "snakes on a plane" and "high-jacking" jokes and am not leaving disappointed.

Be Well.

Different strokes....

This wouldn't have happened if a human being could fit in an airplane bathroom.

Well, maybe the airline music was playing "Beat It" and he just took things too literally....

What a perv!!

You say that like being a perv is a bad thing....

And this is why I never, ever take a blanket or pillow on the plane.

hey this airplane stuff is for rookies and amatuers..

the hard part is getting the blanket or towel pass the librarian..
then you have to make sure and get the terminal closest to the back wall..
and hopefully the librarian with the really cute bun in her hair is on duty...

A great argument for bringing your own blanket on your next flight....

"it's frowned upon, like masturbating on a plane. Since 911 everybody is so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!!!"

Alan Garner

There was a sick fuck on a United flight who was sexually molesting a young girl who was traveling unaccompanied. The parents are suing United.

I guess he figures since they treat us like animals in order to get on a plane then it's ok to act like one.