In a similar vein to Ray's #189 post (from my 'quotations' file):
"Giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"Feeling good about government is like looking
on the bright side of any catastrophe. When
you quit looking on the bright side, the
catastrophe is still there."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"If government were a product, selling it
would be illegal."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"In our brief national history we have shot
four of our presidents, worried five of them
to death, impeached one and hounded another
out of office. And when all else fails, we
hold an election and assassinate their character."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"The Democrats are the party that says government
will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove
the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are
the party that says government doesn't work and
then they get elected and prove it."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"The good news is that, according to the Obama
administration, the rich will pay for everything.
The bad news is that, according to the Obama
administration, you're rich."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"The mystery of government is not how Washington
works but how to make it stop."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"Whatever it is that the government does,
sensible Americans would prefer that the
government does it to somebody else. This is
the idea behind foreign policy."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
When buying and selling are controlled by
legislation, the first things to be bought
and sold are legislators."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian
"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people
money."
-P. J. O'Rourke, civil libertarian