WTF is Worldcall?

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WTF is Worldcall?

Damn, some one has way too much time on his hands. Bet you can't wait for the official start of spring, so you can resume the ambushes and animal husbandry.

Damn, some one has way too much time on his hands. #4 | Posted by cookfish

A self-retorting retort so utterly besotted with cluelessness that it's hard to decide whether it merits flagging as "Hilarious" or "Sublime."

I was all prepared for the modem people to make a scene with them in tears and crying and whatnot.

That is why I recorded them.

When people know they are going up on YouTube, they tend to act more mature.

I have now decided that all great events in my life should be chronicled on camera and archived on YouTube.

At one point, I had thought of running an internet porno channel back into their cable, but then someone explained to me it doesn't work like that.

I assume you found another option for the net? Where I live there is only 2 for highspeed which sucks.

I will deny I ever saw anything.

I assume you found another option for the net?

I had 3 internet connections (cable, DSL and mobile phone), one of which I gave up. Why pay for an extra connection, one that I wasn't happy with, when I could put a WiFi modem on my DSL and share my connection with all 3 computers?

This way it's a lot faster and much cheaper.

I will deny I ever saw anything.

Then we shall declare you "hostile witness" and make you talk anyway.

3 connections? That would be like 150 a month here. I have DSL which is ok but cable is faster but more expensive. It's only $25 a month for DSL here.

DSL is $25 a month. The cable-internet was around $10 a month. 90 channels of cable-tv is $3 extra... which I never watch.

Cable-internet is now gone (as seen in video and witnessed by DR) and good riddance to it too.

The last connection only gets activated if I engage my mobile-phone. That's for emergency use only. It's EDGE so it gives me around 300kb/s only.

I might get a wireless EVDO usb-stick that is as good as DSL (3-4 mb/s)... don't know. It's supposed to be very reliable.

Next time some cop tries to give me even a parking ticket, I'll dare him to do it on camera.

At least that way the piggy won't dare ask for a bribe.... might even back down totally, in fact.

Cops hate cameras.... but cameras love cops.

A Pakistani "ticket" is a rock with some primative scratchings on it.

Hello Cripple.

I see from the other threads you're on, that you're in one your "moods" again? LOL

You're a fucking caveman, pigpen.

And you're a cripple... Cripple.

You are on Cortisone which you are abusing, resulting in violent mood swings.

It's that obvious.

is chairborne really a cripple?

is chairborne really a cripple?

Yes. He has been confined to a wheelchair for some time now.

There are a number of theories about what got him into that chair, but the fact that he is crippled is not in dispute.

Why do you think he is so bitter all the time?

"Yes. He has been confined to a wheelchair for some time now."

Reminds me of the time me and another two guys were confined for a day in a pledge room with a pony keg of beer. We had to finish the keg before they opened the door.

We had to finish the keg before they opened the door.

You could go to a toilet, yes?

Uh, what's the point of the video?

Uh, what's the point of the video?

No point.

It just is.

See... this is MY version of the "nooner".

Pointless talk about... nothing much really.

You could go to a toilet, yes?

We had two pails-- one for pissing and the other for puking.

We also had some Rush CDs and Wii-- it made it easier to handle.

it made it easier to handle

TP, Chips, and deodorizer spray too. Brothers weren't Taliban y'know.

We had two pails-- one for pissing and the other for puking.

I would've backed out. I don't take abuse very well.

I would've backed out. I don't take abuse very well

You make it thru rites and you get to have your way with blonde sorority chicks for the rest of the semester. i think you'd make it...

blonde sorority chicks

Oh....

In that case....

101 Piece of Shit

#22 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-03-02 11:56 AM

two pails-- one for pissing and the other for puking

Sounds like Vermin's bathroom.

I have now decided that all great events in my life should be chronicled on camera and archived on YouTube.

We look forward to the video of you finally having sex with a real woman.

Howling in laughter... at your expense, Cripple. LOL

Keep it up. Let me keep tearing pieces off you.

You are on Cortisone

What makes you say that's his medication?

All Events...On Youtube

I think about that - but then I noticed you have trouble keeping part of your voice out of the video.

BTW - I had Worldcall when I was in Khi for summer of 2008. Fucking worst experience ever.

DID NOT WORK ONCE

Check out 101-Loser on deleted-posts page.

#33 | Posted by Tosser

How many times did you flag him, Aboo?

But here's the interesting part on how I connected to the internet: I had a phone with a jack that worked like a cell phone, except it wasn't a cell phone,It was Dialup on a landline like phone with an antenna and battery that I could use to connect my laptop to the internet from any location with a cellular signal.

So theoretically, I could be being driven in a car, I could sit with a laptop in the backseat, use a phone ethernet to jack into the "mobile" phone set and I could get internet connection on the go on a laptop. No Wi-Fi or being bound to a single geographical area, as long as there was a cellular signal.

That was one reason why I was a little impressed with Pakistan then. My fellow Paks in my absence of about 15+ months had adopted a technology that I have never heard of or even seen democratised in the west.

All that we were bound by were the two hour battery of the phone/headset/device. But a laptop has a battery life barely higher than that. So it still provides internet on a laptop on the go in an entire metropolitan area.

And the kicker? The service provider and renter-outer of the phoneset was PTCL; the notorious Government phone company that a decade ago had the same reputation as an East European state company crossed with a third world corruption problem.

BTW - Has anybody noticed that RCade has deleted archives more than three and a half months old?

Does this mean we should begin Backing Up our ;-) pithy observations and various trollings?

but then I noticed you have trouble keeping part of your voice out of the video.

I had deleted the audio, but then I spliced it back in.

And it ain't my voice.

Is there anywhere in the west with this kind of service?

Yes, it's now called EVDO, the same as what you get here as well. PTCL give you one the size of a USB-drive that goes as fast as 3-4mb/s.

These phones are CDMA tech... the previous version of what EVDO is today. I also had a similar phone from another company. Not very fast, but it did give you emergency internet from anywhere and everywhere.

So it still provides internet on a laptop on the go in an entire metropolitan area.

Now we have USB-stick sized modems that are either EVDO or WiMax.

Both give city-wide coverage at megabit speeds.

What makes you say that's his medication?

Because he is basically abusing a steroid. The behavior patterns fit.

Cortisone is a standard medication for a person in his condition.

BTW - I had Worldcall when I was in Khi for summer of 2008. Fucking worst experience ever.

DID NOT WORK ONCE

LOL... When I turn on my computer, the DSL is ready to go.

On the other hand, when I turned on my Worldcall connected computer, it took 5-15 MINUTES (yeah, no joke) to get connected to the service.

When I asked them what's up, all they could do was say "huh?" and pretend nothing was wrong.

So now when they ask me "why did you cancel our service, sir?" I'll just go "huh?"

And it ain't my voice.

I watched it again and now I notice it is my voice. LOL

"Yaheen wapis karna hai?" or something, I asked.

Tosser is and will always be a coward hiding behind a flag on a website. Poor little thing. I'll bet somebody was hoping you'd growup to be a man.

LOL... It's the...

#33 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-03-02 12:36

You're retarded

You're the American, not me. LOL

I'm obviously not interested in posters' personal lives

101 is interested in the personal lives of people.

So I got interested in him.

Who gives a shit what YOU think??? LOL

Tosser is and will always be a coward hiding behind a flag on a website.

Which is why YOU flagged MY post? LOL

It's really funny, about 101 and his pals... they flag everyone all the time... they just never admit it.

When I flag I come out and say I did it.

I got nothing to hide. Unlike these cowards. LOL

Which is why YOU flagged MY post? LOL

#54 | Posted by Tosser

I didn't. I don't. End of story.

When I flag I come out and say I did it.

no admission is necessary. virtually nobody else on this blog would flag anything on your behalf anyway so if a post directed towards you gets flagged....logical deduction would say that you flagged it.

What a bunch of flags.

So I got interested in him.

#51 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-03-02 10:55 PM

Tosser on forced vacation. ROTFLMAO. What a chump.

101 also...I hate when that happens...

Yeah, 101 got a raw deal. But Tosser was so overdue. He is like the little brat everyone despises when growing up who is constantly flicking shit at other people, and then has a melt down when somebody flicks back.

WTF happened yesterday? 101 and Tosser? This place is going to be tame/lame for 21 days.

Whenever 101 is put on restriction, evil nanc comes out...

Nanc,
I tried to fill the void last time he got a vacation, but I got my first dumps as a result. It ain't easy being 101 =D

He does have that certain Jenny Seaquaw!

#63 - when filling the 101 void, you must put everything in "" and use his name as your sign off - people understand. If you just be him without giving proper credit, you will get dumps. I will go try this now on another post.

#63 - toldja - evil nanc.