His imaginary friend that told him to start two wars comforted little Georgie and tucked him in.

I did it all for you, Jeebus!

15 "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? 17 Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Therefore by their fruits you will know them.

21 "Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?' 23 And then I will declare to them, I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'

Matthew 7

"Beware of false prophets (Obama)

who come to you in sheep's clothing (Hope & Change)

but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. (Hey, I won suckers, bend over and take your healthcare)

You will know them by their fruits. (Corky)

Funny Ted D'Cowardo

GW will always have Crackfish Up on Cripple Creek to defend him.....

When I get off of this mountain
You know where I want to go
Straight down the Mississippi river
To the Gulf of Mexico

To Lake Charles, Louisiana
Little Crackfish, girl that I once knew
And she told me just to come on by
If there's anything she could do

{Refrain}
Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

"The booze didn't hurt none either! Except for that passin' out and blamin' the pretzel thing."

Republican Idol GWB

With all the bible quoting going on, you'd think that the right (who are supposedly more religious than the left) would remember these:

35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

37Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

The bible is not talking about neighbors, fellow worshipers, family. It's talking about complete strangers.

Makes me wonder how anyone can claim to be Christian and still have the "I've got mine, go get yours" mentality

-The bible is not talking about neighbors, fellow worshipers, family. It's talking about complete strangers.

Perfectly true, as stated in the story of the good Samaritan..... and a classic Moment of Clarity Award post!

The Rtards go to the new improved 100% Jesus-free christian churches.

Those old fashioned ones that believed in the stuff Jesus spoke about are all a bunch of Commie-Fascist Socialist LIBERALS and people that believe in Jesus are surely going to burn in hellfire for all eternity. So says Archbishop Rush Limpdick.

Beware of false prophets (Obama)

who come to you in sheep's clothing (Hope & Change)

but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. (Hey, I won suckers, bend over and take your healthcare)

You will know them by their fruits. (Corky)

#3 | Posted by cookfish at

DAMN SON...I wish to hell this post was on billboards all across this country..

good one
but you can see..axe has already begun the kickback

lol

Ya think God coulda told Dubya how to win at least one of his wars against the godless muslims. Or maybe given him a hint to take one of those 50 plus pre 9-11 warnings a tad more seriously. In fairness, God did help Bush flee to Cornhole Nebraska on 9-11 quicker than the Israelites ever fled Egypt.