She has spoken to numerous counsellors about her problem but so far no one has been able to cure her addiction.

Not yet but we're working on it.

4x per day every single day? Jesus, that is way too much!

Why doesn't she just get a jobs as a whore?

That's what I call turning a weakness into a strength.

"Hardly anyone can understand what I am going through on a daily basis. Every hour of every day, all I can think about is sex." ~Shannon from the article

Er, welcome to what us guys "go through" every day. Really hard for me to feel sorry for her.

reD ROveR reD rOvEr LeT LaRrRy cOmE OVeR!

Why doesn't she just get a jobs as a whore?

#2 | Posted by member2586

Or go into porn. She could be a superstar.

I'd give her all she needs....

Well, once, anyways....

#4 | Posted by 101Chairborne

You're SO bad. lol

WHEN Shannon Flynn hears her boyfriend's key in the front door at the end of a working day there is only one thing on her mind - SEX. Even though they would have had a steamy session in the morning, Shannon's insatiable appetite means she has been thinking about nothing else for most of the day.

Q. What food is known to reduce a woman's libido by 80%?

A. Wedding Cake.

Perhaps she and her boyfriend should get married.

#6 | POSTED BY TFDNIHILIST
"Or go into porn. She could be a superstar."

Well, just because she wants it 4 times a day doesn't mean she's GOOD at it, or looks good doing it, LOL.

#10 | Posted by Grendel

Very funny, sad but true.

It's not my fault, I have an addiction. Grow up and take responibility for your actions.

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

Why is it always the uglies who are sex-addicts?

This one looks like a shrew. Imagine coming home to that scowl... ruins your day.

This dimbulb has a bigger problem than sex addiction.

And I'm talking about the boyfriend.

"I hope that some day soon we can put all this behind us, get married and settle down."

He must be dumber than her.

My advice . . . Run, don't walk to the nearest exit.

If he doesn't, his problem will make for an entertaining case in divorce court.

TOSSER

meant "sex addiction" case.

(Need more coffee)

Bleached but not too ugly.

Boob job. Not for real.

I don't like anything fake. From fake blondes to fake boobs to fake people.

Besides, she looks kinda dumb.

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

I think you're giving yourself a bit more credit than you deserve.

This one looks like a shrew. Imagine coming home to that scowl... ruins your day.

I would put a much different look on her face...

Right, like she hasn't already taken care of the mailman, the paperboy, her neighbors' husbands, the gardener, and the FedEx guy by the time her boyfriend comes home.

#9 | Posted by CalifChris

You are suggesting that a woman would cheat on her boyfriend?

Not so. Harry Reid says only men cheat on women, women never cheat on men. Harry Reid is wise and knows about these things.

Q. What food is known to reduce a woman's libido by 80%?

Any food if she pays for dinner.

She needs to have sex 4 times a day?

After a hot sexeh session in the morning she has to pleasure herself all day till her BF gets home fer round two?

Damn, woman, just put a web cam on yer computer and one of those fucking machines.

Problem solved.

Be Well.

Many years ago my dad told me about his younger brother complaining to him that his wife (who was pretty hot) wanted sex three times a day.

They've since divorced. Not sure exactly why, but I have to think her desire for sex (and his drinking) had something to do with it.

If a woman wants it that often, she either needs to be a prostitute or invest in some personal toys. Meaningful, relationship-building sex ain't happening four times a day, much less over a long term relationship. She needs to get a job and kids... then see how eager she is for the crimson crowbar.

I know the cure for your addiction, Shannon! It's quite simple, really, and the answer should be obvious -- become a porn star!

Think about it. If you crave sex so much, why not make a living doing it? You could perform in multiple movie shoots every day, get all your holes stuffed, and make an assload of cash to boot!

where were you when i was picking a spouse!?!?!?

the crimson crowbar

Hahah Funny Flag!

A woman walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if they carry "D" batteries, the pharmacist with his index finger motions her to come this way, the woman says, if I could come that way, I wouldn't need the batteries.

What am I going to do with a SEX MONSTER???

simple.....RUN for my life...

I took out a nympho a couple times. It ain't as good as you might think.

#29

Try a female next time...

"Why doesn't she just get a jobs as a whore?

That's what I call turning a weakness into a strength.

#2 | Posted by member2586"

You rarely get any, do you?

What's her phone number? I'll take the morning fu**, um, shift....

If she wants to get cured...

...all she needs to do is get married.

The little "sex" problem will end right then and there.

"Bleached but not too ugly."

#15 | Posted by Twinpac

Man, you need to have an eye exam!!

Uh, but maybe you're used to fucking girls that look like Lou Ferrigno.

You can drink yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death (I've seen angelfish eat until their stomachs exploded), but you cannot fuck yourself to death. The most you can hope for is a limp dick or sore pussy. But worst, if you're too indiscriminate, AIDS. This is not a direct consequence of genital shaking, but a failure to know the other person well before engaging in said shaking.

Her dad and uncles must have had a great time with her when she was growing up!