The government is clearly unable to govern even itself, therefore, we must dismantle it entirely and allow the corporations to oversee the business of running this once great country.
CEO's know what they're doing, they know how to get things done. Politicians are inept and corrupt and can't be trusted. They would give everything to the poor and bankrupt us all.
Government is evil and unnecessary, a tool of the rich and powerful to take away our freedoms. We must return to the days of the company store if we are to remain a strong and viable force in today's brutal economic times.
Isn't that how the whole fascism is wonderful argument goes? Did I do that right? It's kinda early still, I got a bit drunk last night and the brain ain't really firing on all cylinders, so you'll have to forgive me for the lame effort.
We need to take back our government, but we can't. We've been bought, sold and butt-fucked by the corporate jackals that pose as politicians, elect themselves to office and screw everything up as much as they can so they can turn around and say "SEE?!? See how incapable the government is?? And you want US to regulate and oversee anything?!?!"
All the hick rubes and brainwashed Republican citizens say to themselves "yeah, I don't want big government breathing down my neck! they can't even tie their own shoes!"
So, we dismantle the protections which citizens formed a government to supply them with in the first place, and allow the corporations to moniter themselves...
While the corporations sit back and chuckle...
"We'd have had the money to buy new computers with if we didn't have to give it to lazy poor black people!!" While we pass out trillions in corporate welfare, just for the right to be screwed by them in return.
Maybe we can blame the next 9/11 on the poor. You know, the same people who caused the financial crisis by irresponsibly racking up more debts than they could afford to repay.
These people aren't inept, they're brilliant. Just ask Grover.