Good thing I live on the other coast. I would hate that shit washing up on my beaches.

God talking to one of his angels; 'Get over there and clean that mess up, your planet looks like a pig-sty'.

angel; 'but humans are so nasty...let's kill them all'.

god; 'no, not yet.....you wanted a pet so i got you some. it's your resposibilty to clean up after them.'

We need to start working on the paperwork to get this planet declared an emergency by the Milky Way Superfund.

Haven't you heard? Its on the list to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. The Vogon destructor fleet will be here next Wednesday at noon, GMT.

Hey god gave us humans dominion over the heaven and earth. he wants us to do whatever we want with it. dont tell me where i can't put into the air/land/water. i have products to sell, so throw out your old shit and buy something new. we have an economy to run here!