The article was about a fraudulent asshole manipulating a brain dead indivual.

It WAS about Cheney, after all!!!!

Did he lie? (there)

Silly story.

Everybody knows vegetables can't talk.

Be Well.

/As ya do
stage left.

"He came out of his vegetative state, but only long enough to plead that we do something about man-made global warming. And, uh, to say my grant needs a three-year extension. I will not release any records to back up this report."

--Honest Scientist Zat

They knew it was a fake, since he always praised the person who was holding his hand.

'Nurse Ratchet is a swell nurse' and 'I love the hospital administrator and his whole corporate family, this message brought to you by Pfizer...'