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Monday, February 22, 2010

Iran has warned that airlines will be banned from flying into its airspace, unless they use the term "Persian Gulf" on their in-flight monitors to describe the body of water alternately described as the Arabian Gulf or simply The Gulf. The transport minister has threatened to impound planes that fail to comply.

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What's gotten into these people???

I swear to you... I SWEAR... they were not like this before.

But now, every day that passes they turn into bigger pricks.

In my book they have walked away with the prize for rudest loud-mouths ever.

God help the world if these people get a nuke. They would simply become insufferable.

Have a look at my previous thread too.

www.drudge.com

I am going to start calling it "Arabian Gulf" just to see what happens. LOL

"If they failed, they would be prevented from entering Iranian airspace, he warned.

And if the offence was repeated, foreign airliners would be grounded and refused permission to leave Iran."

Hysterical. Imagine the fallout if they tried that.

Now the Iranian transport minister has given foreign airlines 15 days to change the name to Persian Gulf on their in flight monitors.

If they failed, they would be prevented from entering Iranian airspace, he warned.

And if the offense was repeated, foreign airliners would be grounded and refused permission to leave Iran.

BBC

Imagine the fallout if they tried that.

It's probably a joke.

Has to be.

All the Iranians I knew were very funny people.

Its how pigmy pounds his chest.........

Some are just calling it "The Gulf"???

Man, Mexico is gonna be so pissed....

What happens when Mexicans get pissed?

"All the Iranians I knew were very funny people."

Did you ever see Ayatollah Khomeni's stand up act????

Hilarious!!!

"What happens when Mexicans get pissed?"

We don't risk it, we still call it the Gulf of Mexico. But hey, what about Gulf of California???

Did you ever see Ayatollah Khomeni's stand up act????

I saw something similar on an illegal Iranian satellite channel once.

Do you have a link?

In other news, the transport minister also demanded goats had to be transported in the back seats of limousines, where they belonged.

And recently a foreign member of the cabin crew working for an Iranian airline was sacked and expelled from Iran when he got it wrong.

The luckiest man in Iran...... Evidently......

In other news, the transport minister also demanded goats had to be transported in the back seats of limousines, where they belonged.

And... That their panties must remain on at all times while the car is in motion...

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Alright then, stop calling the United States the "Great Satan" and we will call it even.

Next they will require pilots speak Farsi when requesting a landing.

In other news...

Irans president Ahmadinejad toured a penis enlargement facility today.... The President dawned the special glasses required to view some of the recently enlarges full size penises... The glasses are required to cut down the 3-d effect created by penises of the size being turned out at this particular facility

newsbusters.org

After viewing the new penis on one "Volunteer" Penis enlargement patients at the facility. President Ahmadinejad had this to say... "well.... When you see the size it's hard to get your head wrapped around it...."

Mrs. Ahmadinejad decided not to take the tour however siting previous bad experiences with a pair of glasses this same facility gave her to help her see the presidents penis.... Which is World renowned for it's lack of size. Apparently the 3-d effect created by Mrs. Ahmadinejad's glasses also made the presidents penis seem Blurry and even harder to see....

In other words, Iran is ready for a confrontation and even a small war, any potential opponents please reply via email to www.iranwantsawartostifledisse nt.com.

All the Iranians I knew were very funny people.

I doubt they were government officials. Being an intractable, soulless, somewhat deranged douchebag is almost a mandatory requirement to ascend that ladder. Anyway, this is "retaliation" for having the Islamic Solidarity Games canceled over the name of the Persian gulf. Iran was supposed to be the host. The Arab body overseeing the games objected to the use of the term "Persian gulf" on medals and stuff.

This would make a great backstory for an "Airplane" movie. Too bad all the original actors are getting pretty old now. Open question... who do you think should act in a new one?

more proof that we should blow them to kingdom come

yours truly,

PNAC

PNAC?

Why do you think there were the Crusades? Liberal indoctrination has misled most people into thinking it was western Christians just being their evil selves, but history shows us that Islamic aggression has lasted as long as Islam itself, with the goal of imposing, by use of deadly force, the religion, laws and customs of Islam on the world. And other than a few over-hyped incidents, the objectives of the Crusades were nothing more than taking back what had been stolen. Get used to it.

Guess who was the first country to declare war against the USA? It was a cadre of Islamic states that declared war when in 1782 the USA refused to pay ransom for US sailors that were captured on the high seas, a regular occurrence. Even George Washington had agreed to pay these lawless animals ransom, until the ransom grew to 20 PERCENT of the US government budget.

"but history shows us that Islamic aggression has lasted as long as Islam itself, with the goal of imposing, by use of deadly force, the religion, laws and customs of Islam on the world."

So the Christians just beat them to it?!?!?

the objectives of the Crusades were nothing more than taking back what had been stolen

With a side order of genocidal expansionism...

Project for a New American Century

Warmongers, Cheney, Rummy, Jeb, Wolfowitz....and twenty others sent a letter in 1998 to Clinton demanding that he invade Iraq (so they could steal the oil).

Unfortunately, $3 trillion glorious later, it just didn't work out. Excepting the Kurds, whose future remains uncertain, China got the first contract, as a reward for not invading.

re:
Guess who was the first country to declare war against the USA?

Um...Great Britain?

Um...Great Britain?

Hahahaha it's like that episode of South Park that makes fun of "24".

dinsey is ditsey,

according to dd, the Catholic Church and Medieval Monarchs were a bastion of Liberalism for promoting and funding The Crusades.

Guess what, alleged Christians attacked the Moslems for phoney reasons trumped up by the Monarchs National Churches. Their mutual love of torture to hold power was that continents greatest scientific achievement.

Our founding Fathers tried to leave that shit behind us, but people who enjoy wearing the Conservative label are determined to return to that period, when one guy in every Fiefdom controlled everything.

dinsey is ditsey

Actually he's a high-functioning lobotomy patient.

#24 | POSTED BY DINSEY
"Crusades were nothing more than taking back what had been stolen."

Taking back? Stolen from whom?
The Muslims conquered it from the Byzantines.
When the 1st Crusade captured Jerusalem 4 1/2 centuries later, they certainly didn't give it back to the Byzantines.

Does it strike you, as it does me, that Israel has been relatively quiet regarding Iran's nuclear aspirations? Why would that be? Could it be that Israel knows that Iran will not acquire nuclear capability? And what would make Israel so confident about that?

Iran did wot now?

They don't even call Iran Persia anymore but fer some odd reason they are insisting on referring to the "Arabian Gulf" as the "Persian Gulf"?

* rolls eyes *

Man, they are being like whiny, petulant, foolish children here.

Guess the phrase "pick yer battles wisely" doesn't translate so well into "Persian".

Be Well

Whatever they do, I would still like to think of these idiots as friends.

I just wish they would dial down their nonsense a notch or three.

I'll call it the Bay of Pigs.

It's bigger than a Bay,
LetusBray.

That was cute tosser,

Unlike the USA, Iran isn't a threat to anyone, not even Israel. Israel, however, by choosing might over right, continues to produce a steady trickle of terrorist neighbors. As we have experienced, this is and will always be completely different from State sanctioned diplomacy and war.

That was cute tosser,

Thank Goatman. He holds the copyright for that one. I just used a different donkey.

"Thank Goatman. He holds the copyright for that one. I just used a different donkey."

How refreshing, A Pakistani who respects intellectual property rights.

How refreshing, A Pakistani who respects intellectual property rights.

I don't steal from people I have to say hello-hi to now and then.

What's gotten into these people???

Tosser, maybe you of all people on her can understand that.

Iran had had the biggest swinging dick in the western world make thinly veiled threats for what? 10 years now?

I fear we are pushing them into a corner and the results can be bad. Just have a look at the Iran_Iraq war to know what they are capable of.

I remember in 1971, I woke up and I swear to you, the whole blue-morning sky was black.

Indian missile-boats had broken through and rocketed our fuel supplies in Karachi harbor, setting them on fire.

We needed fuel in an emergency and Iran (thanks to the Shah) sent a supertanker free everyday to keep us going.

We bombed Bombay harbor in retaliation later, but we could do it only because we had tons of free fuel.

We remember every little good thing someone ever did for us. Even though it was the Shah... a person the Iranians hate... it was also Iran itself.

I would like to do something nice for them if they ever need us. It doesn't matter if they are run by nutters today.

I just wish they wouldn't let themselves go insane.

Iran had had the biggest swinging dick in the western world make thinly veiled threats for what? 10 years now?

It's taken a toll on them too. The pressure has twisted them into a paranoid people.

I had some recent experience with them (I wrote of it here in another thread a while back) and I really think some of them are insane.

"All the Iranians I knew were very funny people."

Uh...yeah. So an Emir, ayatolla and imam walk into a b...tea room in Tehran. "We don't get many important religious leaders here," the b...tea room manager says.
The Imam pulls a cord and blows himself up.
Ha!

Have you seen how quite a number of Americans are acting lately?

"Iran had had the biggest swinging dick in the western world make thinly veiled threats for what? 10 years now?

I fear we are pushing them into a corner and the results can be bad. Just have a look at the Iran_Iraq war to know what they are capable of."

ROFLMAO. What can these imaginary threats possibly have to do with this? More underpants-gnome logic from the blame the US always crowd:

1) Make a big deal about the name "Persian Gulf"
2) ?
3) We are now safe from any and all Western threats!

The Iranians are annoying idiots but they are not this fucking stupid. But their self-loathing American apologists sure as shit are...

The Aryan's are ticked because Persia is a cooler name than Iran.

The Iranians want it called The Persian Gulf?
Others call it the Arabian Sea.

The Iranians are saying "OR ELSE"?

Well then...let's call the whole thing off.

I think the main problem with Iran is the fact that they aren't paying $149.95 for a loaf of bread yet... We have the ability to make that happen and we should...

I believe Iran imports most of it's food supply. Oreo cookies....$399.00 on sale at the Bazar! Bring your coupons Persians.. Don't get me started on Beef Prices...

I believe Iran imports most of it's food supply.

Since last few years, they smuggled nearly all of it from Pakistan.

3 year supply of rice and 5 years supply of wheat.

We were wondering where the fuck all of our stuff was going but it became obvious later.

They are keeping most of that food safe somewhere for some kind of emergency situation.

I told you they are paranoid.

See this thread. LOL

I had a bad day because of them once.

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