...and you all thought the stimulus wasn't working.

"Karzai also said he bought a 7.4 percent stake in the bank with $5 million he borrowed from the bank."

Choking on my coffee with that one. Thanks, ichi.

All of that loot should be mine...

I am ten-thousandth in line to the Afghan throne. I have more of a birthright to these goodies than these people do.

Well... ok, so my side of the family was kicked out of Afghanistan and sent into British-India (failed attempted coup)... but that is past history.

Time to forgive and forget, I say, and welcome back the true rulers.

I am ten-thousandth in line to the Afghan throne.

#3 | Posted by Tosser

I'm curious, Does the Afghan throne have plumbing or is it just over a hole in the ground?

What Afghanistan gets with Tosser in-charge:

1. Royal Tosser Airlines.

2. DR official start page of every browser in Afghanistan.

3. Free shaving cream and Gillette razors.

4. Kabul Disney-land (free tickets to Friends of Tosser).

5. Blonde House (copy of White House, only better).

6. Main street of Kabul to be named Rodger's Avenue.

7. Main vegetable bazaar to be named Deathspud Bazaar.

8. Main meat bazaar of Kabul to be called "Goatman's cut".

9. Vermin appointed Chief Pimp.

etc etc etc.

I'm curious, Does the Afghan throne have plumbing or is it just over a hole in the ground?

Never seen it so don't ask me. My family was exiled around a 100 years ago.

#6

Bravo.

Bravo.

And Tadpole to be Chief Coleslaw-maker of Afghanistan.

Then again, that doesn't seem like a good idea..... I just love coleslaw but I'm not sure eating something Tadpole made would be wise.

Oh well.... onto next great idea....

not suprising

karsai is a corrupt bitch.

Hey Klifferd... what job would you like in Royal-Afghanistan? Name it, it's yours buddy!

Oh and Karsick will be Official dog-poop sweeper of Afghanistan.

So sez the King.

all your base are belong to Tosser.

...somebody better start doing some 'splainin'.

what's next, set us up the bomb?

Washington has invested more than $40 billion and the lives of more than 900 U.S. service members.

Posted by ichiro

Little o is going to fix that in about twenty years.

all your base are belong to Tosser.

Oh yeah!

...somebody better start doing some 'splainin'.

When I rename Afghanistan as "USA" (United Suckers of Afghanistan), you will have all the explanation you need.

Members of President Hamid Karzai's family, his government and his supporters have been given multimillion-dollar loans for the purchase of luxury villas in Dubai

So when the whole country blows up in his face he can flee to Dubai and meet Cheney fer drinks at Helliburtons new HQ and maybe chat about old times.

Karzai is a corrupt and sad POS but he's laughing all the way to the bank here.

Be Well.

Karzai is a corrupt and sad POS

And what does that say about his sponsor and Godfather? The USA?

I say being King of a parking lot is better than not being a King at all.

I will be fine as King of USA (United States of Afghanistan).

The world hasn't seen how far my powers to imitate and assimilate can go. LOL

And what does that say about his sponsor and Godfather? The USA?

That they picked another crappy puppet ruler for the region.

So, wot else is new?

Be Well.

That they picked another crappy puppet ruler for the region.

And they picked Pakistan to be their "ally". LOL

We have taken them on a ride for 9 years and I hope we make them regret it so bad they would curse Pakistan for a 1000 years.

I really don't want my country associated in any way with America. They are a disease who corrupt all who get close to them.

And you can forget about Karsick. He is riding a tiger. The moment he gets off, the tiger will..... I don't need to explain.

I really don't want my country associated in any way with America. They are a disease who corrupt all who get close to them.

And Pakistan is a shining example of truth, justice and the Pakistani way?

Way Spud looks at it you two deserve each other.

Both are countries where religion impacts politics to no good effect.

When political assassination is a way of life.

In terms of taking the US for a ride you've got a long way to go before you can begin to reach the levels that Israel and Egypt currently claim.

Be Well.

And Pakistan is a shining example of truth, justice and the Pakistani way?

LOL... of course not.

But we don't do fake wars either.

Both are countries where religion impacts politics to no good effect.

Religion plays no part right now in Pakistani politics.

The religious parties have a very tiny minority in the Parliament and Senate.

When political assassination is a way of life.

The life a politician should be worth less than a pile of dog-shit.

It's not a tragedy if we kill a politician now and then. They shouldn't have made so many enemies. LOL

In terms of taking the US for a ride you've got a long way to go before you can begin to reach the levels that Israel and Egypt currently claim.

I don't know anything about Egypt, but Pakistan might be considered a future super-leech like Israel.

It's a good gig.

Way Spud looks at it you two deserve each other.

I would love it if Spud does not look at it that way.

I am afraid it might be true, that we deserve each other, that we are both scum, but I am sure that we are less scum than they are. Even if only slightly so.

Some American told me once "you are EXACTLY what we were a few decades ago".

I wanted to put a choke-hold on him, but that is hard to do over the internet.

So sleep easy Potato. Your stars are shining.