Why do you think he's called Tosser?

RCade, are you going to do kiss the ragheads ass and do his bidding and remove the 'trash' from his thread. Another Niceville gone berserk.

How do you know when you get a dump?

Tosser is an prime example of Islamic fundamentalism: the USA and the puppet "West" are somehow "evil".

Even though this individual person has been educated in the West, and has first hand observation that his "brainwashing" fundamentalism is stupid idiocy, he still adheres to his "training" and abandons all reason in the face of his Islamic "face".

He is anathema to civilization and any hopes that Islam can be a viable religion in the modern world!

It's neolithic practice of punishment and slavish adherence to tradition and goat/camel-herding-instinct is a dead-end in the modern world where religion is an abstraction which allows a laissez-faire coexistence between thee and me ... not some effort to blow me up with others who disagree ...

I'll assure that I'm reborn over-and-over to see that those who destroy to promote their belief are defeated ... until all are enlightened!

... but I'm cutting-the-throat of those who blow me up, in the meantime you goat herding, neolithic belivers in your own superiority vermin ...

learn your slurs,he's Paki not arab.

Would have made more sense if you called him a nigger or kike

Mystery,,,, You get email from RCade.

Wow Tad... you said a mouthful.

My impression is that he is a kid who has good intentions but can't think past the end of his nose.

So what's your real handle fair and balanced

or welcome to the dr?

Just go here and make a donation in his name.

Fair wonders, "Rcade is either totally unaware of reality or he must agree with the muslim religion ..."

Rogers is a yellow-dog-democrat. He doesn't expend *any* thought whatsoever to politics, except it is to justify why his "party" is superior; because he thinks of himself as being so.

If Rogers actually applied the education which was provided to him, and tried to apply a modicum of objectivity, he would have to abandon 40 years of SLAVISH DEVOTION AND UNTHINKING LOYALTY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!

So, tell me, what NAZI alive today would admit the same ***unthinking*** devotion to the National Socialist German Workers' Party???

Rogers is between a rock and a hard place of his own UNTHINKING creation ...

How to escape such servitude?

Not by bravado, that's for sure!

This thread was a mistake.

Its exactly what he wants.

Geico has a brilliant ad campaign with the kind of psychology you're dealing with.

I have a thread devoted to my dehumaniztion ... why not Tosser?

Rogers creates these contretempts with his dialectic imperative to belittle and besmirch fellow Americans ...

He deserves all the criticism his crap deserves ... that hatemongering creep ... and all the hate he generates with his partisan attacks on his fellow man and other Americans who espouse freedom and liberty for all....

The creep is beyond redemption, now.

First time I have stopped by. Thanks!

hehehe.I know,you and Tosser and Rcade used to argue at the local bar.

Rogers subscribes to the theory of "user-moderation".

That is, he allows users of the blog to flag posts they find inappropriate. He then makes a cursory glance of the flagged posts and deletes or dumps them, without contextual reference, according to his own "reasonable" determination of compliance with his rules.

This is a fundamentally flawed way of doing things because this is a liberal blog.

Most politically liberal males are emasculated little pussies whose sole purpose in life is to seek new and exciting things to become "outraged" or "offended" by, so you're obviously going to have far more expressions of conservative sentiment being flagged by liberals than vice-versa.

That's why you see such a blatant double-standard in the enforcement policy.

But it's "user-moderated", you see...

So it's OK.

Rogers needs to appoint me as an Ombudsman.

Somone misrepresents, "This is a fundamentally flawed way of doing things because this is a liberal blog."

Look, there is no use trying to misrepresent the reality: Rogers can edit this site as he pleases.

You can't say his policy is "flawed" and since it is his right to establish *any* level of "doing things" and as he pleases.

This is a PRIVATE SITE, and not subject to any "agreement" with "free" speech you might want to claim is appropriate.

You say what you think is justified and takes your chances ....

You can't say his policy is "flawed"

Except I certainly can if his goal is the objective moderation of the content of the site.

I don't know why you folks(fucks)call this a liberal blog.

Jak,tad,murph,nanc,fair & balanced,trigtard(haha),diablo etc,etc,
gimme a break,

speaking of that,
Gimme a Scotch where you been

#21

you are a shill.my favorite thing is deleted comments,you have to be a real asshole by anyones standards to get a dump.but everyone can still read them.

LOL! An Rcade apologist!!!

Rcade makes his bed, and he'll have to sleep in it ...

... but you are just a bit too dim to understand that, aren't you ...?

Come on Tad,you love it here.Bet we're the only one's in your life that listen to you.

???

If you didn't listen to me, dimbo, then you woulnd't reply ...

However, your ilk can't help but try and dehumanize those who disagree with your party fascism ...

Here! Give me a good, "Sieg Heil"! A good victory for American Welfare salute you goosesteppers are all in agreement we *NEED* ....

VICTORY WELFARE

SIEG HEIL

I call bullshit

'Goodnight to you too, you bastard'.

later,
bruce

rcade doesn't know me from adam

sieg heil,tad

Tad,work will make you free

"I call bullshit"

SEE!!!

This is the level of rebuttal that the handicapped of the leftist ilk can accomplish!!!

I truly feel sorry for this kind of stupid jerk, you know? They are actually so dense, that they believe their one-line crap is a devastating reply to their opponent ...

It's either support these sap-sucking vermin for life, or have a late-term abortion policy for dumbos of this ilk ...

I vote for 18 as the maximum age for a "Late-Term" abortion of this useless adipose tissue ... with special accommodation for extended-late-term abortions ...

I vote for 18 as the maximum age for a "Late-Term" abortion of this useless adipose tissue ... with special accommodation for extended-late-term abortions ...

Ooooh rcade,tad and fair and be just threatened
my well being,dump em dump em I'm so scared.

One of the dimwits, modestly, "rcade doesn't know me from adam"

BS! You and your ilk embarrass Rogers, DAILY!

You and your ilk embarrass Rogers, DAILY!

Being a commie pinko fag that is my right,what right winger?I thought you were for individual rights.

Hey what are we drinking tonight:?

Hi,tad,
My last post went in before I got to read yours.
I don't complain to Rcade,I was having fun with you.You can't get dumped unless someone whines,I don't think Rcade gets any pleasure dealing with cry babies.I only post for fun

Bruce whines, "I don't complain to Rcade,I was having fun with you.You can't get dumped unless someone whines,I don't think Rcade gets any pleasure dealing with cry babies.I only post for fun"

What a blatant lie!!!

YOU POST FOR PARTY PARTISANSHIP, you lying democrat sack of offal!

I'm drinking a new liquor: Disgusted With Commie Pinko Fag Democrat Dimwits.

Appletini?

What a blatant lie!!!

Dude,I don't cry to anyone,but I do need to know you love me,sniff,sniff

Hmm, I've never received a "dump" before on DR. Oh, the temptation.

Tosser, you cute little raggedyheaded hunk you, why I'll bet you drive all the Paki girls just wild.

Let's see what happens with that one. LOL

Posted by bruceaz

Bruce is baaaaak. About time!

"baaaaaack" -- forgot the "c"

-- sorry, Vernon : )

Hi Chris,missed you,
Careful Tosser is looking for blondes

Okay, I'm back to watching figureskating at the Winter Olympics.

later

Chris rejoices, "Bruce is baaaaak. About time!"

Wow! Another anti-American creep cheers for a self-admitted commie pinko fag!

Yeah, Bruce is so representative of you leftist Democrats, that I'm not at all surprised that another of his ilk cheers his presence as a representative of the Democratic party.

Aren't you 1, 2, Chrissy?

Tad,you'll rejoice someday,

CC and I just chat sometimes,don't blame her for my Stalinist philosophies

Bruce stands up for a member of the ilk, "CC and I just chat sometimes,don't blame her for my Stalinist philosophies"

Stalinist? Now, you are claiming to be a Stalinist, too???

You are a bit dim, aren't you?

Tongue in cheek,Tad,

What the hell happened here???

I get up in the morning, roll to the right and turn on the computer and what do I find here?

A whole thread with MY name on it!

Thank you.... (Tosser gets standing Oscar Award applause)... I thank my mom, my dad, my first fu... never mind... my dog, my cat, my grocery-wala....

Tosser, you cute little raggedyheaded hunk you

Didn't know you wuz blonde.... I don't let blondes get dumped if I can help it.

Having said that, if any of you men say "Hey, I'm blond too!" all you will get from me is a kick in the nuts... figuratively speaking. So don't even try.

According to Asian beliefs, having a blonde in your home brings good fortune and wealth. Yellow is the color of gold. Gals only, thank you.

I'll bet you drive all the Paki girls just wild.

All I gotta do is whistle and they come running.

And then at some point I am made to regret it.

Special thanks to BruceAZ for giving enemies-of-Tosser a hard time.

Special "fuck you" to Tadpole and guy who made this thread. Kiss my ass. (you got two dumps, huh? LOL)

And for RCADE's information, this "fair-balanced" chap is Rex again.

And... carry on....

Oh... and before I go... do try and learn a Pakistani insult, would you?

"Raghead", "Sandnigger" and "Wog" are only used when you are racist towards Arabs and I am not an Arab.

LOL

Even though this individual person has been educated in the West

I have not been to "the West", much less get an education there, Tadpole.

The only schools I have been to are in Karachi (same school that YS went to, btw).

Never traveled out of Pakistan ever and never felt the need to.

And now Tosser has left the building.

Hi Tosser,If I were(perish the thought) racist against Pathan,what would I call them.No offense,you can call my white anglo,celtic,.germanic ass anything you want,just curious

Most politically liberal males are emasculated little pussies whose sole purpose in life is to seek new and exciting things to become "outraged" or "offended" by, so you're obviously going to have far more expressions of conservative sentiment being flagged by liberals than vice-versa.

Interesting theory.

If by interesting one means "batshiat insane", of course.

An alternate reality-based theory here would be that rtards are by far the more "offensive for the sake of being offenseive" than yer average lefty or Indy poster here.

A simple scan of the RCD thread around here will bear this truth out.

Be Well.

,If I were(perish the thought) racist against Pathan,what would I call them.

The best you can do is "asshole".

There are, as far as I know, no racist insults for Pathans. People generally don't go there.

We always have a weapon (gun or blade) on us .... are physically bigger than most everyone else around here.... and are known for rotten tempers. LOL

In fact... for any Americans in Afghanistan.... yell "kun-nay!!!" at the top your voice. ("asshole-butt-face" in Pashto)

Either the taliban will come after you or they will die laughing.

"asshole"small world,they call us that too.G'night

Good night....

yell "kun-nay!!!" at the top your voice. ("asshole-butt-face" in Pashto)*

"Asshole Buttface" seems a bit redundant but okay.

/*And people say you don't learn anything useful on the intrawabz!

Morning, Tosser! ^_^

Ha! Is funneh thread.

Folk are whining that they can't be racist dicks w/o consequences?

O_o

That's farkin' rich is that.

Hell, Race has even banned the use of one bloggers name.

~FairlyUnbalanced

Are you talking the late, unlamented "N*gg*rhter" there?

Meh, Spud figures this place has already got it's requisite number of racist, asshole trolls and doesn't need to start extending open invitations to the Stormfront crowd as well.

Be Well.

"Asshole Buttface" seems a bit redundant but okay.

When they were creating Star Trek, they based Klingons on Pathans and our culture.

Now us Klingon types can be very sensitive to "loss of honor".

There was once (I kid you not) a Pathan who let out a loud fart in a meeting of the elders, making everyone snickers and call him a "Kun-na" (Butt, butt-face).

He could not take this loss of honor and he killed himself the next day. LOL

Of course, this does not happen with city-Pathans like myself, so no need for you all to get your hopes up. I can fart anytime I like in front of anyone I like.

The creator of Star Trek had a thing for Pathans.... "Khaaaaannnn!!!" LOL

The most common Pathan name... "Khan".

Once upon a time, there was another Pathan who went to London.

This was his first time away from the hills.... never even got to any Pak city... fucker went straight to London.

His English was terrible, so he felt ashamed to ask "where is the toilet".

He held his shit in and held it in and held it in until he could hold it in no more.

He went on a Double-Decker bus on the upper level and seeing it empty, he pulled out his hanky and took a dump in it.

Then he twisted the hanky into a ball and threw it out the window... or tried to. It bounced back in and splattered his Pathan turds everywhere.

All because he considered it a loss of honor to ask "which why to the toilet". LOL

This man later figured out Britain and made lots of money there and became rich. His grandson is a famous lawyer, I am told.

"Khaaaaannnn!!!" LOL

The guy killed himself fer losing face cos of a fart?

Yep. Famous story.

All because he considered it a loss of honor to ask "which why to the toilet". LOL

LOL indeed.

Ever hear of Tycho Brahe?

Famous astronomer dude, a Dane who has craters on the Moon and Mars named after him. He attended a banquet once and refused to get up and go to take a whiz cos it was considered a serious breach of etiquette. He ended up dying an excruciating 11 days later of renal failure.

Death by etiquette.

This amuses Spud somehow.

Be Well.

What's that smell?

It's you smelling again, Bigpun/Jackass.

He ended up dying an excruciating 11 days later of renal failure.

Death by etiquette.

Ha! Must have a Pathan spirit in him!

#64 | Posted by tadowe at 2010-02-16 03:13 AM | Reply | Flag

A full baby diaper? No, wait...it's rex.

What's that smell?

#69 | Posted by Bigdumb

A "You stinky doo-doo-head" post?

S'rsly?

K, then that would be the smell of yer own abject failure right there.

Do you have any material that transcends the third grade level?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Be Well.

Pathan joke!

Karachi-guy is driving around when he see big 7 foot tall Pathan standing in the middle of the road with a Kalashnikov.

Screeeeech.... he brakes!

"Get out of the car!" the big Pathan sez, pointing the Kalashnikov at poor Karachi-guy.

"Ok! Ok!... Please don't shoot..."

"Drop your pants and masterbate!"

"Huh?"

"Do it or....

"Ok Ok...." Karachi dude drops his pants and jerks off.

He notices a Pathan girl watching from the side of the road. "Oh shit.. o shit..."

"Done?"

"Yes, you bastard, I'm done.. did that make you happy?

Smack.. he gets hit with the butt of the rifle...

"Now do it again!".... Or else..."

Karachi-dude has no choice. He jerks off again.

The girl standing by the roadside keeps watching him silently....

"All done!"

"One more time!"

Karachi-dude sez "fuck you... I can't. I'm all drained, you pervert... look at me... it looks like a noddle! You can kill me if you want, but I can't do it again"

"You really really can't???"

"No dammit!"

"Good! Now you can give my daughter a lift to the next village."

Don't hold back now, Bigpun/Jackass... tell me really how you feel.

Sorry but people who have a bad odor due to genetic defects are polluting the environment.

Yes, they are sir!

When I went to La fitness the management asked me to use a more powerful deordorant because my arm pits smelled bad and the other clients complained

#257 | Posted by Bigpun at 2010-02-15 01:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

And:

I am Jackass

Posted by Bigpun at 2010-02-15 06:18 AM

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#335 | Posted by Bigpun at 2010-02-15 05:57 AM

#336 | Posted by jackass at 2010-02-15 05:57 AM

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#373 | Posted by Bigpun at 2010-02-15 06:39 AM

#374 | Posted by jackass at 2010-02-15 06:39 AM

What do you expect from a guy who went to jail caught stealing from his kid and ex-wife?

RCADE... I understand that you had placed Jackass on probation.

Well, he failed.

Please pull out the rug from under him. All he is capable of doing is making up fake ID's. Known criminals who have got to jail (their own words) should not be allowed here amongst women and kids.

We are respectable folk here, sir! Our women-folk must not suffer this riff-raff!

Good job, btw, of canceling Dan-Timm's account yesterday.

Tosser has left the building... again.

RCADE... I understand that you had placed Jackass on probation.

Well, he failed.

Please pull out the rug from under him. All he is capable of doing is making up fake ID's. Known criminals who have got to jail (their own words) should not be allowed here amongst women and kids.

We are respectable folk here, sir! Our women-folk must not suffer this riff-raff!

Good job, btw, of canceling Dan-Timm's account yesterday.

#83 | Posted by Tosser

Known criminals who have got to jail (their own words) should not be allowed here amongst women and kids

There are thousands of Pakis who have knowingly helped Al-Queda who are criminals.

We are respectable folk here, sir! Our women-folk must not suffer this riff-raff

Kind of ironic coming from someone who lives in a country inhabited by so many fundies who hate women

I am Jackass

Posted by Bigpun at 2010-02-15 06:18 AM

I am Jackass. I am Jackass.
Sacasm 101 assclown

I am Jackass. I am Jackass.

Yes you are. Yes you are.

wnever possible

Bigpun claims to have worked in the corporate sector since last 20 years (even though he graduated in 1992, LOL).

Yet he can't post in proper English or use proper punctuation.

who lives in a country inhabited by so many fundies who hate women

Jackass.... I don't know of anyone who went to jail for stealing from their own kid. hahahahahahahaha

There are thousands of Pakis who have knowingly helped Al-Queda

Let's have their names, shall we? The CIA would want to ask you to be specific. LOL

Your ex-wife divorced you because you hit her. Then you steal from her and from your kid. Then you go to jail for it.

Asshole... you dare compare your filthy self to ME? LOL

I receive botox injections to repel the stink. The plastic surgeon

Using botox for any other purpose than to get rid of wrinkles would be news to a plastic surgeon. LOL

Bigpun is not Jackass. It's another user who changed his username.

Ethnic slurs like raghead and towelhead are likely to get dumped. I get tired of Tosser intentionally provoking people and then using the moderation system to flag the responses he gets, and I've told him that. But it doesn't mean I'm going to ignore everything said to him either.

'"Wog" are only used when you are racist towards Arabs and I am not an Arab.'

Wog is a Brit slur used against dark skinned people from Africa or Asia. That would be the slur to use against someone of your background.

pathans are not dark skinned.

technically me being an urdu speaker who's roots are from luknow, india, before the partition, i would be dark "wog"

toss being a pathan would be at least partially aryan.

I've seen many a red head or dirty blonde pathan in balochistan while visiting through out my youth.

Wog is a Brit slur used against dark skinned people from Africa or Asia. That would be the slur to use against someone of your background.

The Brits use "wog" for Arabs only.

Pakistanis are called "Paki".

But since you are not a Brit, you wouldn't know that.

And read what Klifferd said, would you?

Bigpun is not Jackass. It's another user who changed his username.

Ok... since you said so. I was convinced it was Jackass.

I am surprised this thread is still up. I once started a thread suggesting AmericanUnity change his handle and it was erased (removed from view). This is much worse than that, I think.

"The Brits use "wog" for Arabs only.

Pakistanis are called "Paki".

But since you are not a Brit, you wouldn't know that."

Look up Wog on Wikipedia. The Satanic Verses, which is largely about race relations in GB, also portrays Brits as using the word Wog to apply to people from the subcontinent. Basically, you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about as per usual.

my guess is that if tosser being a pathan was walking down a street in nashville, other then his accent you wouldn't be able to tell he was a pakistani.

Call Tosser A Raghead.. Get A Dump

I told Corky to wipe the Clinton crotch juice off his chin the other day and got a dump for it. I didn't think it was worthy, either. I should have told him to get Bill's cigar out of his ass, then wipe Hill's crotch juice off. That would have been dump worthy. But, I didn't.

But now you've solved that problem.

However, I think your post on this thread is just meant as a deflection from anyone discovering your nickname, "Tamponhead".

Aw, c'mon, Cork...that was soooo unlike you. You can do better than that.

Couldn't you have said "Everlasting-twatstopper" or something similar?

Basically, you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about as per usual.

The Brits use "wog" for Arabs. Pakistanis are called "Paki".

Satanic Verses was written by an Indian. If he... Rushdie... wanted to call himself a wog that was his choice.

I have never heard of any Pakistani being called a wog in UK. And I got family there, Man-Child... unlike you.

my guess is that if tosser being a pathan was walking down a street in nashville, other then his accent you wouldn't be able to tell he was a pakistani.

That's right they couldn't.

And they aren't familiar with my accent either. LOL

This is much worse than that, I think.

On the contrary, I think this crying over how I inadvertently have torn some people a new asshole, is funny as hell.

I hope this thread stays up.

"I have never heard of any Pakistani being called a wog in UK."

Big shocker: Tosser once again presents his own ignorance as evidence.

Google "paki wog" and see how many forum entries pop up from people claiming to have been called just that.

You have family in the area and the slur is used against your peple and I still know more about this than you. Because you're just that clueless.

and I still know more about this than you.

Not quite Man-Child... not quite.

The word "wog" is not used against Pakistanis in spoken language. Nobody I know or have heard of, has come across it.

The insult is "Paki". I am pretty sure of that.

Since you are neither a Brit or a Pak, but a latino who works in a cubicle, I think it is safe to assume you have no practical knowledge of this usage and I know better.

Many pages list "wog" alongside "Paki" and "Chink" and "nigger" ... all meant for different groups, used on them at different times.

However, Man-Child... whatever your petulant argument.... the point is that this term is verboten. Use it at your own risk.

Cubicle-wala is going to teach ME British slang. LOL

The problem with a thread about Tosser is that he is just a troll. He is someone who isn't even sincere in his posts 90% of the time. Making observations or criticisms about him just isn't that enjoyable.
As opposed to about six months ago when I posted a thread about Tadowe. Now there's a guy who takes himself seriously, and comes out spitting venom if you disagree. You may think he nuts, but he certainly isn't a mere troll.

he is just a troll.

And you are an ambulance-chaser.

I call you out on your BS ... and hit the mark everytime.... so of course you would say poor little me is a troll.

I have tears in my eyes. I am sooo misunderstood. All I want is love and understanding. Why can't people just love me for who I am?

Actually... I'm laughing my ass off.

Making observations or criticisms about him just isn't that enjoyable.

You posted once ....

You are not the same as Tosser. Tosser has bite!

So my "bite" is not enjoyable no more honey?

Sing after me!

Row row row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily

Life is but a dream!

(Tosser gets standing applause for Oscar Award performance!)

I wonder how many times have I kicked Moder8 in the nuts???

I do know at least one nut is gone... kaput.

My sympathies, dear fellow.

Rcade really likes Tosser for some reason.

Now there's a guy who takes himself seriously, and comes out spitting venom if you disagree.

A symptom of Schizophrenia with a dash of Rabies.

Rcade really likes Tosser for some reason.

Perhaps he finally realizes that I am "Dodgers", his long lost evil twin who vanished in a carnival while eating cotton-candy.

#99 | Posted by Tosser

Tosser you mean I wonder how many times have I LICKED Moder8 in the nuts??? don't you...

I LICKED Moder8 in the nuts??? don't you...

If I had my mouth anywhere near that area, he would've lost everything in one go.

Asian teeth are very sharp.

Tosser, let's not begin exploring your questionable sexuality. There is no upside for you in going there.

Tosser, let's not begin exploring your questionable sexuality.

Mine is not in question. MY equipment is intact... unlike yours.

"Many pages list "wog" alongside "Paki" and "Chink" and "nigger" ... all meant for different groups, used on them at different times."

And others have stories from Pakistanis living in the UK who have been called a wog. You know, the ones you saw but aren't going to acknowledge.... those.

"the point is that this term is verboten. Use it at your own risk."

Oh, I think calling you a racial slur is pretty weak to be honest. I'd much rather make fun of you for your idiotic belief system or the fact that you're a braying donkey with really bad breath.

And others have stories from Pakistanis living in the UK who have been called a wog.

Must have mistaken them for Arabs. Often happens.

The Brit insult is "Paki" and always has been.

Really bugs you, Man-Child that we are only called "Paki" or "Asshole"? LOL

or the fact that you're a braying donkey with really bad breath.

How lame.

But what else could a frustrated latino who works in a cubicle come up with it?

Oh why why WHY does everyone hate me? Boo hoo.....

Oh woe is me! Oh how shall I carry on? (best sarcastic-Goatman impression)

All I want is a blonde. I don't want anything else. Is that too much to ask?

What is wrong with this cruel world? Why do they dedicate whole threads on me?

Oh how shall I carry on??? (more sarcastic-Goatee... he's pretty good. LOL)

Is it just me or does he always seem to have the last word.

I'll bet you drive all the Paki girls just wild.

All I gotta do is whistle and they come running.

And then at some point I am made to regret it.

#43 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-16 03:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

Probably when it comes time to pay them, or kill them, which ever he thinks his perverted religion dictates and often dependent upon whether it was his cousin, aunt, or sister.

;-)

Yeah. Just give the little rice eating fudge paki more reason to spout off. His own thread! Fudge paki isn't a terrorist or a rag head. He spends his days smelling fish and eating fish. He is lucky if he gets to fuck some ugly Paki woman, (who won't wear any underwear due to lack of proper toiletries that would otherwise result in the 'skidmark'.)

This thread makes Toss happy. This is why he comes here.

Like the annoying neighbor kid, ignore him and he'll go away.

Tosser is just a Parsis in disguise.

ignore him

Yeah.

Just like he's doing. LOL

His own thread!

Yeah.... imagine that!

Jealous, what? LOL

Tosser isn't your camel a blonde?

Is it just me or does he always seem to have the last word.

It's just you.

who won't wear any underwear

I don't wear any underwear either when wearing local clothes.

Nobody wears underwear under a "shalwar" (baggy pajamas). Why wear extra in an extremely warm climate?

I think banning BIGPUN/TIMBICI was a mistake.

This place loses at least 30% of its entertainment value with that self-aggrandizing, delusional nutjob absent.

Oh well.

Shalwar-kameez.... standard local dress.

You'd turn that down over a little thing like hair color? LOL

You'd turn that down over a little thing like hair color?

Yes, I would. I am tired of them.

Maybe you should discuss a trade deal with Norway. The guys there might be going 'not ANOTHER blonde!'.

Maybe you should discuss a trade deal with Norway. The guys there might be going 'not ANOTHER blonde!'.

That just might be a very good idea...

This could be a multinational trade agreement!

Win/Win/Win/Win/Win/Win, etc.

Another good reason:

You might actually get tired of a steady diet of this:

You might actually get tired of a steady diet of this:

No way!

LOL

OK, now I've given you every good reason to locate and turn in Bin Laden!!

The reward is actually $25,000,000 with another $2,000,000 from the pilot's association. You could get a bed you'd never need to leave. Think of it!!

TOSSER in bed flipping through Norwegian Blonde book: "Hmm. Think I'll fly Ilsa down today. And her sister" (dialing phone...)

OK, now I've given you every good reason to locate and turn in Bin Laden!!

If I knew where he was, I would deliver him myself chopped into little pieces.

Of course, if they insist on me leaving Pakistan and getting a new identity..... well THAT is out of the question. I ain't going nowhere.

And her sister

And her other sister too.

Why settle for 2 when you can have 3?

That's what I'm sayin', TOSSER!

Find Bin Laden. $27,000,000 .... all yours to, ahem, do with as you please - tax free!

Of course, if they insist on me leaving Pakistan and getting a new identity..... well THAT is out of the question. I ain't going nowhere.

Na, you wouldn't have to change anything - but getting used to hot blondes and flying on a private jet anywhere, anytime.

Tosser says, "I have not been to "the West", much less get an education there, Tadpole."

Wow! I'm incorrect. It is no wonder, then, and that explains why your hatred of the USA remains unchanged from when your original brainwashing took place.

Am I incorrect that your hateful attitude towards the West is inculcated into you by religious intolerance of the Islamic variety ...?

If not, then you can certainly explain just why you hate the United States so much that you belittle it constantly ... can't you?

"Never traveled out of Pakistan ever and never felt the need to."

Well, of course not! No need to change from being "The Ugly Pakitani" by visiting and observing other nations and peoples around the world ...

I hope you remain the hide-bound, religiously intolerant, xenophobic jerk you appear to be in this venue ...

but getting used to hot blondes and flying on a private jet anywhere, anytime.

It will be a hard hard job to adjust to... but I suppose one must make the effort...

Tadpole sez... something.

What is it Tadpole?

Speak up man, I can't hear you!

Ah.... his words finally reach me....

you can certainly explain just why you hate the United States so much that you belittle it constantly ... can't you?

Sure.

It's got YOU in it.

you remain the hide-bound, religiously intolerant, xenophobic jerk

Better than being a tadpole....

your hateful attitude towards the West

I have been lucky to meet and know people from many parts of the world.

And I have many friends and family in "the West". So there is no question of me having any "hate" for "the West".

I just hate fakes. Notice how I keep saying I want a real blonde, not a peroxide one?

I hate fakes and phonies.

And brother, thou art a phony. At least 75% of you on DR are fakes.

I have felt no need to travel from Pak... but when I do, I want to visit a few places that I have been told to see.

1. China (of course).... I can even drive there.

2. Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia and Australia.

3. Dubai.

4. Places along the Mediterranean.... Italy, land of pizza.

5. Turkey.

6. Some small islands in the Indian Ocean.

And that's it.

Pretending to be better than the above places... saying that I have to see YOU.... makes you an "Ugly American" rather than me an "Ugly Pak".

TOSSER

I really hate to stick a pin in your balloon, but hot girls, blond or otherwise, aren't that easy to get (except perhaps in your dreams).

The part your fantasy has neglected to consider is the ol' "barter system." Shallow women like to be "adorned" in the finest things money can buy.

Namely, what can you bring to the table in exchange for having even one of these "hot" young things hanging on your arm?

Keep in mind that you'll have a lot of competition so your bid will need to be high . . . or more specifically, extremely high.

Perhaps, as long as it's just fantasy, you can fantasize that these women just magically appear out of nowhere.

I know it's fun to dream but reality is like a custard pie smack in the face. I wouldn't get my hopes up too high if I were you.

I really hate to stick a pin in your balloon

It's a fantasy.

Don't take it too seriously.

I don't.

what can you bring to the table in exchange for having even one of these "hot" young things hanging on your arm?

An 8 inch dick?

Ok Ok... lol.... joking.

or more specifically, extremely high.

Been there, done that.

Surefire recipe for going down in flames further down the line.

TOSSER

Change your fantasy to winning the Lottery.

Only then will all things be possible. For as long as the money holds out anyway.

LOL . . .

Change your fantasy to winning the Lottery.

Since I'm not exactly short of money, blonde fantasy is better. LOL

...hot girls, blond or otherwise, aren't that easy to get...

~Twinpac

SPUD

That's probably true.

I recall that when Charlie's Angels (1976-1981) infiltrated every boy's dreams, Jaclyn Smith trumpted Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Ladd in the "lusted after" department.

Jaclyn Smith trumpted Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Ladd in the "lusted after" department.

It's Corky who is the dumper out there, that's a fact.

He was on a rant about HRC and I took offense, listing reasons why she 'sucked' (NOT LITERALLY) and fianlly called her a douche bag, which she is. Next think I knew, a dump.

Dorky is a thin skinned pants wetting momma's boy.

HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! AND SO IS CORKY

What are you, about eight years old?

DAVE

"Dorky is a thin skinned pants wetting momma's boy.

HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! HRC is a DOUCHE BAG!! AND SO IS CORKY"

Congratulations, Dave!

It's been a long time since we've had a self-retorting retort as good as that one.

tosser.. don't listen to these losers.

your fantasy is obtainable

i've dated blondes and so can you.

your fantasy is obtainable

i've dated blondes and so can you.

I know.

A girl is a girl and they all got two boobs each and there are at least 3 billion of them out there. It's not a big deal getting the one you want.

Threads like this are ridiculous. Why threads where the sole purpose is to rip apart a member isn't removed is beyond me.

I'm not a fan of Tossers but this stuff shouldn't be allowed.

Why threads where the sole purpose is to rip apart a member isn't removed is beyond me.

I requested up-thread to let this remain up for as long as possible.

Why? Because I think it's funny as hell.

LISA

Lighten up girl.

Most of us like Tosser. Nobody is ripping him apart without his permission.

In spite of his rhetoric about the "west" I think he likes us, too.

At least, he doesn't dislike us as much as he used to. LOL

It's all good. Would you prefer that his only opinion of Americans come from the military presence in Pakistan?

Boo-Hiss on that, girl. Most of us here are the "good face" of America and we need to show it.

Lisa, I'm with TP. I feel she is spot on in her analysis, and I might add that Tosser is a button pusher, and a master at it. He's all right, though

Would you prefer that his only opinion of Americans come from the military presence in Pakistan?

Military presence in Afghanistan, you mean.

American presence in Pakistan is benign right now (no-fighting, not in uniform).

GOATMAN

Tosser is a button pusher, and a master at it.

I remember Tosser saying he studied you when he first started posting here.

I don't know if that's a compliment or not. LOL

TOSSER

"Military presence in Afghanistan, you mean.
"

I'm only going by memory and I remember you telling us about a store owner who was knocked around or abused in some manner by an America soldier.

Do you remember that?

Hey TOSSER

We got you to the top of the User Blog.

Most of the time I feel calling out a poster in a headline is way out of lines, but I have a feeling that Tosser views this as a badge of honor and it is well deserved. As a member of the Drudge Retort Angler's Club, I admire Tosser's work and he deserves this recognition. Well done mate!

I remember Tosser saying he studied you when he first started posting here.

I wish he would host me in Pakistan. I have enough FF miles and time that I would do it. I was in Karachi in the '70s. I'd go back to visit. I think Tosser would be a very interesting person to have show you around. I'd get to see the good stuff I missed when I was in the Navy

GOATMAN

I remember that.

At the time Tosser thought you could be a CIA spy or some such thing.

I think he knows you better by now. Why don't you ask again and make sure you renew your offer to stay in a hotel while you are there.

#43 | POSTED BY TOSSER
"All I gotta do is whistle and they come running.
And then at some point I am made to regret it."

Some things are true the world over.

#161 | POSTED BY KANREI
"Drudge Retort Angler's Club"

LOL, nice.

Bigpun is not Jackass. It's another user who changed his username.
Ethnic slurs like raghead and towelhead are likely to get dumped. I get tired of Tosser intentionally provoking people and then using the moderation system to flag the responses he gets, and I've told him that. But it doesn't mean I'm going to ignore everything said to him either.

#77 | POSTED BY RCADE

What if we spell it backwards? Call him a daehgar? Do you dump posts based on the spirit of the post, or just on what is actually written.

get tired of Tosser intentionally provoking people and then using the moderation system to flag the responses he gets, and I've told him that. But it doesn't mean I'm going to ignore everything said to him either.

#77 | Posted by rcade at 2010-02-16 08:34 AM | Reply

So maybe you should just ignore what is said to him! He is a punk, unworthy of your moderation.

Well I was a little over the top there, I didn't think it through before I posted. So if technically he isn't a raghead, then why did I get a dump. Doesn't matter. I won't do it again.

Sorry for all the trouble RCade.

I'm not a fan of Tossers but this stuff shouldn't be allowed.

#153 | Posted by Lisa

What stuff? Hey how 'bout them Packers?

I won't do it again.

Good boy!

Now turn over and play dead!

That's a good boy! LOL

I remember you telling us about a store owner who was knocked around or abused in some manner by an America soldier.

Do you remember that?

In Pakistan? I don't remember.

From what I know, right after America went into Afghanistan, we had American soldiers walking around the bazaars of Peshawar with grenades in their pockets and pics of Osama.

They were very gung-ho and made quite scene going to every shop with those pics and asking "seen this guy?"

Now everyone in Peshawar is armed. And these guys were armed and had grenades.

It was only a matter of time before something bad happened, so Mushi dis-allowed Americans from conducting their own ops inside Pakistan.

Now they can only provide/gather intel. To make an arrest they have to go through proper channels.

He is a punk,

Thats Mister-Punk to you, Beachbuzz.

How did you like the vacation I paid for? I can see you still have the tan. LOL

Tosser views this as a badge of honor

Actually I do. LOL

Well done mate!

Thank you, Thank you! (crowd again stands up clapping...)

So if technically he isn't a raghead, then why did I get a dump.

Because there might be Arabs reading your crap, you fool.

A racist insult is a racist insult.. to someone.