Meanwhile, back at the super secret headquarters of Sarah Palin's Teabag central, she is just finishing up feeding a bunch of Glen Beck look-a-likes.
Sarah (tucking her mighty life-giving bosoms back in her titanium bra); 'GLENNNNNNN'!!!!
Look-a-likes; (who collectively were deeply ingrossed in picking each others noses, except for one mutant Beck look-a-like who was just spinning around in circles, singing God Bless America); 'Yes Ma'am'.
Sarah; 'Good, Good, we are almost ready to unleash them on the world. Bring me the real Glenn Beck'.
(All the look-a-likes run toward the door at the same time, forming a big churning knot of stupidity at the door)
Sarah; 'Damn, they are stupid. Wait what's that sound'?
All of the sudden the granite walls burst open and in steps Cockman, the notorious crime-fighting Gigolo who is famous for non-sequiturs. (no one knew that Cockman in real life was really a mild mannered engineer named Lipzoidial).
Cockman; 'Drop your cocks and grab your socks'!!!!
Sarah; 'Eeeeeeee, I mean, hmmmm, Cockman. You are quite a man I figured you would be COMING sooner or later'.
Cockman; 'oh yea, you and whose army'?
Suddenly Sarah launches into a torch song so sexy that it causes Cockman to spew his corrosive Jism all over Sarah, and causing Cockman to shout out 'WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM'!
Tune in next week for our exciting conclusion....same Cock Time, same Cock Channel.