shitty place to live, hell of a place for a call center!!

I wonder what they do with all that shit?....Rice anyone?

Aha! Video time!

A video classic! Pakistani Ghauri-missile solves India's toilet problem!

Microsoft warning to Indians! No more "potty mouths"!

Btw, the video in post-5 will teach you all the Hindi swear words you will ever need to know.

Never let it be said I never taught you nothing.

Unfortunately what you are teaching us is of no value. Plus the Bollywood musical thing is not my cup of tea.

Bollywood is fun sometimes.

*Only if your poor.

That sounds like some cheese TV series music from the 70s. I keep expecting the "pow" and other sounds and Batman to fly in. Funny indeed, in a bad kind of way.

I played golf with an indian several times a couple of years back and he pissed outside all the time
of course he was on a golf course smoking ten dollar cigars as he was one of the chiefs of the coushatta tribe

and as he explained it to me..

his forfathers may have taken scalps but he is taking my money at the tables..

one bet at a time...
I thought it was pretty funny and then promptly doubled our bet...

point is..maybe some of these should rent a blackjack table.

And Pakistan calls it a "Buffet".

Imagine how bad Pakistan must be considering they are clearly jealous of Indians.

Crappy situation in which to find oneself...

Imagine how bad Pakistan must be considering they are clearly jealous of Indians.

Jealous???

We don't have time to get "jealous" of Indians. We are too busy laughing at them. LOL

I work with a few guys in India and there are plenty of Indian people living here in NJ and not once have I ever heard any of them mention Pakistan or Pakistanis. And they definitely aren't posting videos on Youtube "making fun" of Pakistanis because corporations are moving alot of jobs to Pakistan.

All of their shit and piss has been compiled and kept in one place. Most people call it "Pakistan".

#11 | Posted by 101Chairborne

I think they have been exporting to DC.

I wonder what they do with all that shit?....Rice anyone?

#2 | Posted by wurster

Many times there is livestock or animals nearby that scarf it up.

Well! If you go where the huskies go don't you eat that yellow snow!!!

Tosser,

Overcompensate much?

I noticed that you spend quite a bit of time trying to talk up Pakistan and that you also spend an inordinate amount of time ripping on India.

Most self-confident countries, people, etc. need to neither attack others nor constantly insist on their own importance.

Oh, and just for the record, both India and Pakistan are piss-poor, backwards nations. One claiming to be superior to the other is similar to a retarded child bragging about taking first place in the Special Olympics.

"600 Million Indians Lack a Toilet"........

...Well don't they use the American Taxpayers for their toilet...after all thats what Wall St,the US Govt and especially Israel do!!!

Yes salad t0sser - you own a flushing toilet.

You are a very high class sophisticated third-worlder.

I'm in a house with several toilets.

They must be maintained or they start leaking, so I rotate my shits to exercise the valves.

I'm in a house with several toilets.

Posted by Zatoichi

A 3-hole Outhouse? Sweet.

I noticed that you spend quite a bit of time trying to talk up Pakistan and that you also spend an inordinate amount of time ripping on India.

I spend quite less time "talking up Pakistan" than you find Americans on DR talking up the US or the US military.

As for India, this BBC report is from the BBC. Not from me. LOL

Most self-confident countries, people, etc. need to neither attack others nor constantly insist on their own importance

God bless America! Yeah! American - fuck yeah! LOL

We can take Afghanistan (no...)... we can take Iraq (umm... nooooo...). LOL

You mean like THAT?

One claiming to be superior to the other

We got toilets, at least. What do you think we drink out of?

And they definitely aren't posting videos on Youtube "making fun" of Pakistanis

Then where did all these Pakistan-hating videos come from on YouTube???

Oh,... I get it. You can't speak Hindi....

Simple test:

Google for 100 random Indian sources and count how many times they mention Pakistan.

Then google for 100 random Pak sources and count how many times they mention India.

Their rate is around ten times higher.

All of their shit and piss has been compiled and kept in one place. Most people call it "Pakistan".

Sez 101-the-Cripple who habitually soils himself because he can't get to the toilet on time. LOL

Paki's so they could throw that instead of rocks at their sisters, mothers, wives

Ummm no... we are saving all the rocks for the time we see you creaking up on us in your wheelchair.

Hitting a cripple is more fun than hitting a woman, I guess.

More video time!

The India Toilet Museum!

Hell, when the obamanation gets his way, we will be shitting in the streets too.

I think those burnt out hippies were right back in the 70s, we are going into another iceage, so much for global warming.
You have to admit, God does have a fantastic sense of humor, the more the marxists whine about global warming, the more he snow he dumps on them.
It's not polite to use your lies against God.
How's that hopey changey doin fo y'all?
Where's G.W.Bush when we need him?

Tutamen Deus

We can take Afghanistan (no...)... we can take Iraq (umm... nooooo...). LOL
You mean like THAT?

Ah, I see your point. Poor word choice on my part. I should have used "belittle" in lieu of "attack."

Yeah, confident nations physically attack others all the time, but they seldom feel the need to belittle them. Other than the dumbasses seen in the rodeo scene in Borat, I have yet to witness a single American belittle the Afghani or Iraqi people (their leaders are a different story entirely).

As far as the BBC report goes, the report is discussing a real need of about 600 million of the poorest people in the world. The report was not mocking people because they had the misfortune of being born into downright shitty situation.

I have yet to witness a single American belittle the Afghani or Iraqi people

No?

I see it here all the time.

I guess you must be going blind. LOL

I see it here all the time.

Well sure, if you consider ignorant rednecks to be American ... :)

Well sure, if you consider ignorant rednecks to be American ... :)

Aren't they?

From what I see, they seem to be the majority around here.

I have yet to witness a single American belittle the Afghani or Iraqi people

"The Haitians are in this situation because they made a pact with the Devil!"

Oops....

I have yet to witness a single American belittle the Afghani or Iraqi people

"Rag-head"... "Sand-nigger"...

Oops, oops.... LOL

Oops, oops.... LOL

Yep, you got me. I guess all that hopey-changey stuff gave me amnesia. We seem to have more than our share of bigots and morons in this country, no doubt about that.

I have been chastened. Please, feel free to continue ragging on Indians too poor to afford a pot to piss in while I quietly observe and try to think of something else to feel self-righteous about.

and try to think of something else to feel self-righteous about.

Don't worry about it. Happens to everyone. LOL

Please, feel free to continue ragging on Indians too poor to afford a pot to piss in

Oh, I will, I will....

WTF kinda name is Asslicker?

Duhhhhh....errrrrrr....duhr.

www.youtube.com

Rex.... (yes we know it's you)... do you have to stink up every thread with your shitty taste in music?

Dial it down, please.

And making fun of Palin's kid is a bit retarded too.

Trigtard = Trig the retard.

Shame on you.

www.youtube.com

Yep.... I guessed right.

"Mr. Zeitgeist
rexzeitgeist's Channel"

How are you Rex? Why... for once in your life... can't we talk to you like you are a normal person?

Geez, Trigtard...you going leftward?

600 million Indians lack a a toilet? What the hell are Pakis good for?

They would LOVE to shit all over us, but we don't give them a chance.

So they shit/pee all over themselves.

See video of Indian border-guard getting kicked in the face by Pak border-guard.

Indian then pees all over himself (yes you can see it). LOL

(ok, that was TARD mean)

Don't be mean just because I guessed who you are.

Your taste in music can be seen from miles away.

That vid proves one thing, TossToss...Pakis are at a minimum smart enough to wear dark clothes to cover their weak bladders....

That vid proves one thing, TossToss...

It proves one thing and one thing only.

That all you got to do is kick an Indian and he will finally let go of all that crap he was holding in.

We wuz helping out, you see.

Well, I gotta admit, it was a fairly funny thing to see...

{:^)

FF for 58. LOL

Rex, you're one funny bastard, swear!

Well, I gotta admit, it was a fairly funny thing to see...

In Indian culture and religion, person who can hold it in longest, gets to be chief of village.

Part of Yoga training (I shit you not!).

Spoken like someone with and abiding racist hatred of Indians, Tosser. We've com to expect no less from you.

Damn...big bladders matter in that part of the werld, eh?

Anyone remember Seinfeld in which they go to India and George swears he won't go to a toilet for as long as he was there, constipating himself? LOL

Spoken like someone with and abiding racist hatred of Indians, Tosser. We've com to expect no less from you.

According to you, Boyd, even your dog is racist for hating your cat.

Damn...big bladders matter in that part of the werld, eh?

Like I said, it seems to play a part in Hindu rituals.

Which is why so many in India go to hospital for bladder problems ... and for constipation.. and for diarrhea.

Everyone here understands that Tosser has a view of Indians that would make the most racist american klansman of a century ago blush, right?

Like I said, it seems to play a part in Hindu rituals.

Which is why so many in India go to hospital for bladder problems ... and for constipation.. and for diarrhea.

#68 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-11 01:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

Like I said...

Don't they worship cows in that part of the world?

Do any of the patriots here understand that India is a democracy, and our ally, and Pakistan...not so much?

I'm guessing not.

Buy a pet Boyd.

#71 | Posted by trigtard

Wassup, Rex?

Don't they worship cows in that part of the world?

By "that part of the world", you mean "India".

In Pakistan, we turn cows into cheese-burgers.

In India, they worship them so bad, they make cow-piss soda for kids.

Don't believe me? Watch this!

Let me explain a couple of things that any alert tweener understands: India is our ally, and Pakistan harbors the taliban and probably bin Laden. It's only because Pakistan is a loose cannon with an unstable gov't and nuclear missiles that we tread lightly.

But, on the other hand, Pakistanis such as Tosser REALLY hate Obama and liberals, so you seem to have made your choice.

I'm guessing not.

It's "not" because you seem to be lying through your teeth again, Boyd.

Pakistan is a full parliamentary democracy.

India... well, see here what happens in Indian "democracy". LOL

You seem to really hat Hindus, Tosser.

What religious affiliation are you (besides the taliban-supporting bin Laden harboring politicized religion)?

Pakistan is a full parliamentary democracy.

Yes, or as much of it as the military allows.

India is our ally, and Pakistan harbors the taliban and probably bin Laden.

Boyd, you are welcome to come to Pakistan and look for O'Binbin. LOL

Yes, or as much of it as the military allows.

You may not like it, but Pakistan is a full democracy.

Your Messiah sez so.

Pakistan (Urdu: پاکِستان), officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, is a country in South Asia....

So, as a muslim you have a problem with Hindus.

Feel free to join in, American1st and trigtard.

"You may marry my daughter only if you have a toilet!"

Boyd, you are welcome to come to Pakistan and look for O'Binbin. LOL

#83 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-11 01:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

Were that that were so. But it's not.

Feel free to join in, American1st and trigtard.

Nobody here is going to take your side, since you are the most ridiculous person here, Boyd... as well as being a cry-baby.

Goatee has proven that about you over and over. LOL

Were that that were so. But it's not.

Why? What's holding you up?

Anyone can get on a plane to Karachi, where I will be more than happy to send you off into the bad-lands to look for O'binbin. LOL

Coward.

Isn't this fun, trigtard and american1st? Let's all make fun of Hindus together in the common muslim Pakistani Tosser hatred of Jews, Christians, Obama and liberalism!

...join in American1st..

Why should I, Betel? You're doing a fine job all by your lonesome. I don't have a problem with Tosser not liking his neighbors. He's the one who has to live next to them. As far as India being an ally, why are they? I'm sure they're all giddy at the prospect of being cannon fodder for us when the time is necessary.

You seem to be mistaken, Tosser.

My words mean nothing. It's yours that I want to hear.

sn't this fun, trigtard and american1st? Let's all make fun of Hindus together in the common muslim Pakistani Tosser hatred of Jews, Christians, Obama and liberalism!

Tranlation: I'm calling out for help but nobody's coming!

Boyd... don't you get it? You're a loser! LOL

People don't like getting close to losers.

hatred of Jews, Christians, Obama and liberalism!

I can only vouchsafe for one of those...

Why should I, Betel? You're doing a fine job all by your lonesome.

See Boyd?

Nobody likes being near a loser. LOL

He's the one who has to live next to them.

Yeah. And it's a pain, let me tell you. LOL

Thank you, American1st. At least you are honest in that your hatred of all things domestically liberal has allied you with the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and its chief drudge proponent.

Let's slander Hindus some more. That was such fun!

Maybe we can do Jews next! Tosser has some interesting comments about Jews as well.

My words mean nothing.

True, Boyd, true.

You're a nobody. Thanks for telling us in your own words.

Tell us about the Jews, Tosser.

Hey Tosser, you want to create a Karachi Chapter of a Pakistani Pirate Party?

Tosser has some interesting comments about Jews as well.

Right now, I only have some for you. LOL

Man... talking to this moron is waste of time.

Go piss against the wind Boyd. Nobody cares.

Pakistani Pirate Party?

What on earth is that supposed to be?

You mean like software piracy?

Your allies seem to have gone away, tosser.

Go figure.

I'm leaving too.

Post some more jokes about Hindus. Start in on the Jews and their global plot, or whatever.

In any case, adieu.

Your allies seem to have gone away, tosser.

I never asked them for "help" like you did. LOL

Go figure.

I'm leaving too.

RUN FORREST RUN!

(always ends this way with Boyd)

Hey, here's an idear.

Instead of making Cows sacred they should just make plumbers sacred.

/Didn't say it was a good idear.

Be Well.

I was bowled over by that story...

Didn't say it was a good idear.

Be Well.

#107 | Posted by dethspud

This surprises no one. Spud coming up with a good idea is a once-in-a-lifetime event. If you don't see it, you'll have to wait 76 years like Halley's comet.

More than half a billion Indians still lack a toilet and have no choice but to relieve themselves in the open. If the country is to come close to meeting the UN Millennium Development Goals, it will have to build hundreds of thousands of toilets every month for the next five years.

Looks like India won't be in the running to play host for any upcoming Olympic games until at least the next century.

Looks like India won't be in the running to play host for any upcoming Olympic games until at least the next century.

I think they're hosting the Commonwealth Games this year?

And they are way way behind schedule. Almost none of the facilities.... including the toilets... have been built/completed yet.

"I think they're hosting the Commonwealth Games this year?"

I was going to compliment Pakistan for having enough pride to not participate in the "Commonwealth" but then I found out they do.

I was going to compliment Pakistan for having enough pride to not participate in the "Commonwealth" but then I found out they do.

if it makes you feel any better, Pakistan had once kicked itself out of the Commonwealth, just for the fuck of it.

Then somebody got us back in.

Then we got suspended. We said fuck you too.

Then we got back in.

Then we got suspended again.

The we got back in again.

It's a useless thing... just a club with a shared history of things British and Cricket. That kind of thing.

"It's a useless thing... just a club with a shared history of things British and Cricket. That kind of thing."

Shared history of being dominated and exploited by the British. Nothing to celebrate. Whoever the Pakistani leader who told them to fuck off was, he had it right.

Well, there is no need to envision millions of miles of sewer pipe and thousands of treatment plants for India, it ain't gonna happen, and there is no need when there is composting.

See? Democracy solves everything!!!

Worse yet, there are 600 million toilets lacking an Inidan somewhere out there if karma has anything to say.

#113 | Posted by grumpy_too

Meh...we bears have been shittin' in the woods for a long time...

The Radical Environmentalists Dream for ALL of us -- Back to Nature, sh--ing in the woods, if we have woods, or in the back yard, if we have one, or under a tree, if we have one, or maybe just in our hands.

Tosser... That's a strange name....

,i>We can take Afghanistan (no...)... we can take Iraq (umm... nooooo...). LOL

I guess you don't get the news where you are... Iraq is a done deal... Are you suggesting that the US lost that war?
Because I don't know if you have heard but the troops are coming home because the war there is over....

Afghanistan was in the hands of the Americans last I checked...

You should ask Mr. Mehsud how he is feeling though... Oh I forgot you can't... Seems a Female American drone Pilot put an end to that guy. The leading terrorist tough guy in Pakistan was killed by an American woman... With the way the Taliban treats women, I am sure she enjoyed smearing his guts all over the walls of that madrosa he was hiding in.

We currently have the Taliban surrounded in Some bullshit Heroin producing town... They are about to get their asses kicked in...

Good God man do they not have Television in Pakistan?

Never mind the toilets for India... We need to send Televisions to Pakistan so Tosser will have a clue!

Are you suggesting that the US lost that war?

Oh no. We won. We sacrificed thousands of our troops and several trillion dollars, and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians to get rid of Saddam's WMD's that he was about to pass on to terrorists; at any moment. He had drones, you know.

Are you suggesting that the US lost that war?

Of course.

Seems a Female American drone Pilot put an end to that guy.

Yes, it put an end to this Mehsud guy wanted by Pakistan (not wanted by the US)... while drones don't do anything to the guys who kill Americans in Afghanistan. LOL

Look again at who are ordering your drones about. It's not Americans.

Messiah has given us full authority. That's the kind of guy Messiah is.

Afghanistan was in the hands of the Americans last I checked...

80% of it isn't.

Good God man do they not have Television in Pakistan?

Damn... Rex.. it's you again. LOL

You keep coming under different names... just let go of your family-feud with Rodgers and post as a normal person for once!

Fuck toilets!! At least they have the bomb.

Kinda shows their priorities.

Whatever you do Rex, wherever you go, we know it's you.

Sooner or later you'll start posting links to your shitty music and then it will be confirmed. LOL

Fuck toilets!! At least they have the bomb.

Kinda shows their priorities.

And now it turns out, they haven't! hahahahahahahahaha

Listen to the scientist who did their nuke tests!

That mushroom cloud in the video, btw, is American.

Indian tests never had a mushroom cloud.

Shared history of being dominated and exploited by the British. Nothing to celebrate. Whoever the Pakistani leader who told them to fuck off was, he had it right.

It's different for different people.

For example, it's a fact that we were the very first to crack open the British Empire.

After we took Pakistan away, the Empire... on which the sun never set.... kept on breaking up until all that's left is tiny little UK of today.

Let the poor chumps have their moment of nostalgia. We don't have to be mean.

Besides, they did do many good things here... like teach us Cricket and the English language. In return we gave them Polo and Snooker.

That Pak leader who told them to fuck off, btw, was Benazir's father, Bhutto himself. He later hung for being found guilty of getting someone whacked.

When I was in Marine Corps boot camp when we went for our night battle this one private who was hairy as a bear decided to take a shit up against a pine tree. When the drill instructor discovered it and found out who did it he made him dig a hole with his entrenching tool all night long, told him he wanted it 6 feet by 6 feet by 6 feet.