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Monday, February 08, 2010

Beauty is not only in the eye of the beholder, but also in the distance between the eyes and mouth of the beholden.

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Tits.

Hah, I was just about to post "Tits or GTFO."

Jackie Onassisis a perfect example of how hypertelorism can definitely be attractive.

Of course, too much is a bad thing.

The distance between a woman's eyes and the distance between her eyes and her mouth are key factors in determining how attractive she is to others,...

Is the distance between her eyes and her mouth measured with her mouth open or shut?

Is the distance between her eyes and her mouth measured with her mouth open or shut?

#4 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-08 10:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

A woman with her mouth shut is always twice as beautiful ..... well, with one exception

This is just one of those tricks where you get a person to put there hand up to their face then hit them in the hand so they crack themselves in the nose. I'm not falling for it again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 237 times...

No. 1 Factor for Female Beauty

A nice ass does it for me

Symatry and a special "Golden" ratio in terms of the distance between a womans eyes and mouth?

Damn, Spud was gonna go with Boobage

MMMmmm boobies!

/After "boobies" comes "smart" and "funneh" in Spud book of female attraction factors.

//Ability to put legs behind ears werk as well.

Be Well.

Ability to drop air pressure by at least 14.7 psi

No. 1 Factor for Female Beauty?

Plenty of Booze for the eye of the beholder.

Asian.

Tits.

#1 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

And a nice ass helps too.

And a nice ass helps too.

#12 | Posted by member2586 at 2010-02-09 11:38 AM

Couple more things that don't always get mentioned...

Slender, lightly muscled back with a sexy dip right before the ass.

Hips that contour in just a little, forming a little dip that lets you really hold on, and comes to a light crease with the legs right before you get to the main event.

And a flat head for setting your beer on while getting a hummer.

That was too fucked up not to lol at.

A woman who isn't a tramp, a liar or materialistic is sexy.

Sadly, this disqualifies most American women.

Henry Makow nailed it on his website "savethemales.ca"

Feminism and women

www.savethemales.ca

#17 | Posted by Sluggo at 2010-02-09 12:02 PM | Flag: Life of the party

Distance between her eyes and mouth?

I can think of numerous measurements men favour, but never whipped out the calipers for that one...

What about their "taints"?

The number one Factor for many women's beauty is Max.

The number one Factor for many women's beauty is Max.

newsworthy and a ***rimshot***

Feminism and women

www.savethemales.ca

#17 | Posted by Sluggo

The problem is not so much fminists, but rather men, who won't stand up for themselves. Men have been brainwashed into believing that they are chopped liver, that they are not worth a damn and therefore have no need to stand up for their rights, which many men don't believe they have to begin with.

The problem is not so much fminists, but rather men, who won't stand up for themselves. Men have been brainwashed into believing that they are chopped liver, that they are not worth a damn and therefore have no need to stand up for their rights, which many men don't believe they have to begin with.

#23 | Posted by member2586 at 2010-02-09 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:


LOL

Does anyone need a tissue?

In an interview, Brooke Shields said that her favorite photographer taught her that even with a pretty face a woman has got to find the beauty inside her. The photog would not make the picture if her attitude was not right.

interest

a woman who takes interest in things brings beauty everywhere she goes.

Interest in going new places
Interest in eating new food
Iterest in trying new things
Interest in you.

Interest in going new places
Interest in eating new food
Iterest in trying new things
Interest in you.

When you find one that's interested in picking up half the checks, that's the one to marry.

Tits.

#1 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

And a nice ass helps too.

#12 | Posted by member2586

member's ideal

img.photobucket.com

What about their "taints"?

#20 | Posted by wisgod

taint the eyes and taint the mouth? Must be the nose

Tits.

#1 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-02-08 10:30 PM | Reply

Yeah, but only 2.

www.snooperreport.com

"No. 1 Factor for Female Beauty?"

A sexy attitude is necessary but not sufficient.

I still say "Max" is the number one Factor. How many times do you take a supermodel home only to wake up with a hobgoblin in bed and the supermodel smeared on the pillow?

interest

a woman who takes interest in things brings beauty everywhere she goes.

Interest in going new places
Interest in eating new food
Iterest in trying new things
Interest in you.

#27 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2010-02-10 09:53 AM

I'm trying to decide if you're into fat chicks or nerdy chicks with conical tits.

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