He has done the impossible. See, I thought the only way to get a dick wad to spill the beans was to hook a car battery up to his nuts, put cigarettes out on his asshole, and then chain him upside down to the ceiling untill he dies. Turns out all you really have to do have his mom and dad give him a talkin to.

"Really? Gee, is my face red. . . ."
-- George "the giggling murderer" Bush

They had is parents talk to him?

Proof that torture werks.

Proof that torture werks.

#2 | Posted by 726

careful! you will give Chairpoodles a woody.

Wow, I wonder what that intelligence might be that must be so powerful in order to give up his miranda rights [that he was muzzled from saying initially by miranda]. What will happen to Umar now? Will he get a slap on the wrist then eventually a pardon once they announce that the "intelligence" foiled a false-flag attack. Now that they've had to admit to an accomplice, what an amazing resolution to a predicament for the admin.

Will he get a slap on the wrist then eventually a pardon

In your dreams.

Will he get a slap on the wrist then eventually a pardon
In your dreams.
#5 | Posted by 726 at 2010-02-05 07:39 AM

You mean, delusions.

He could do a sales pitch for Depends

If you frequently feel like you are going to explode in your pants, wear Depends

Did Bush ever abduct families of terrorists and use them as collateral to obtain intelligence? I thought they only did that on '24'...

He's figured out that the people who strapped a bomb to his junk aren't exactly his friends?

Good for him. Although most people would figure out that out the minute someone mentioned "bomb" and "your balls" in the same sentence.

"If you frequently feel like you are going to explode in your pants, wear Depends"

Semtex Depends

He may have figured out that the 72 virgins wouldn't be much use to him after the fact.

So......... what did our government give him in exchange? It sounds like a plea deal to me.

#12 | Posted by Sniper at

It can't just be that you don't have to run shit under a guy's fingernails to get him to talk? It can't just be that real life isn't really anything like an episode of 24?

nog, WTF is 24? Why do you think he would spill the beans and get nothing in return? Are you that idealistic? Do you think he just felt it in his heart because we were so nice to him?

#4 | POSTED BY L_RCONTRARIAN
Why do you talk? You're just a political hack and an idiot.

They already said it was a plea deal. But people are stupid, like you, and don't understand plea deals. It's ok. You listen to Fox. You don't do none of that there book learnin'. We understand.

They could lower his overall prison time a few years (100 to 60 or some such). They can offer more visits in prison from family. They can offer solitary or some other imprisoning scheme so he won't be killed immediately by other inmates.

And we'll be holding him. SO if he lies...they revoke the provisions. So there is a huge incentive to tell the truth. Unlike with torture, where they'll say anything for a few more minutes without torture.

People are stupid. Most of you don't even realize pleading Guilty is considered a statutory plea deal. You, for many crimes, receive a statutorily lighter sentence for it.

What I LOVE is that the GOP complains that they didn't torture him to get info. THEN when it turns out we got info, the GOP whines that we let people know we got info. Allegedly we've tipped off his associates. NOW you complain that we didn't come out soon enough to announce he had an accomplice. As if that didn't tip off his accomplice. It's all politics for you NOPers. You have to be an idiot to be a NOPer.

You have to be an idiot to be a NOPer.

#15 | Posted by Sycophant at 2010-02-05 11:49 AM | Reply

You've got to be a complete dumbfuck to continually spew "NOPer" thinking you're clever or original. Nothing screams "feed me my talking points and I'll puke them out non-stop" quite like the "NOP" references.
You are aptly named, dickbag.

You are aptly named, dickbag.

#16 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2010-02-05 11:56 AM | Reply | Flag: no actual rebuttal just loves to use the word "dickbag" at least once a day

#14 | Posted by Sniper at

You're exactly right, I bet they open the door and just let the fucker walk right out of it any minute.

Police get people to talk all the time, it's an everyday occurance. Are you that idealistic? Do you think the only way to get a criminal to talk is to hook a car battery up to his nuts, put cigarettes out on his asshole, and then chain him upside down to the ceiling untill he dies?

of course what goddamn dems WONT admit is that if he is talking NOW then he knew this shit right after they put OUT HIS CROTCH..
NEXT TIME there may be an attack that we COULD have prevented if not for treating these scum like they were holding up the corner store

"NEXT TIME there may be an attack that we COULD have prevented if not for treating these scum like they were holding up the corner store"

In related news, a conspiracy was recently uncovered at a Federal Building, where a group came in falsely pretending to be phone workers. Now, we don't know if they were working alone, or if they were in concert with others. Should we waterboard James O'Keefe until he confesses?

who decided if you were going to go with boxers or briefs?

Let a demolitions expert repair his BVDs and leave his worthless ass out on an iceberg. He can ignite the BVDs when he gets cold.

Did Bush ever abduct families of terrorists and use them as collateral to obtain intelligence?

Yup. And they didn't even have to be terrorists. Just brown.

Abduct families? Right after 9-11, Bush let all the Ben laden family members fly out of the country.

White House is Politicizing Intelligence

It's just another gaffe by the obama administration

"Just wait 'til we get our hanes on you"--Blackwater.

Rumor has it the guy is on the intel tour, spilling his guts to everyone. They're calling it the "shorts circuit"