Toronto Public Health says as long as there's no sex in the kitchen and the restaurant keeps its washrooms clean and sanitized, it's not fussed. "As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," says Jim Chan, manager of the food safety program.

Dooher says customers must bring their own condoms but she's hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. "She'll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies."

A "feather Duster" to clean up all the Sperm ???

If the woman you are with is really really hurtin for a squirten and can't wait to get back home oh well...

If the woman you are with is really really hurtin for a squirten and can't wait to get back home oh well...

#2 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2010-02-04 11:00 AM |

What about us fellas?

Larry "I'm married so I can't be gay" Craig.

Nothing gets it up like the smell of a public restroom.

There will be a stampede of Republicans going up to Toronto, and it ain't for the cheap medz.

Duz it say if there's an age requirement or somwat?

I think it would suck trying to get laid in a bathroom after some guy has just dumped a massive load in the toilet and failed to flush.

I think it would suck trying to get laid in a bathroom after some guy has just dumped a massive load in the toilet and failed to flush.

#7 | Posted by jackass at 2010-02-04 11:12 AM |

That's why you take her into the ladies room....Jackass.

The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

Oh sure. How to win the ♥ of the woman you care about most this Valentine's Day...

Invite her out for dinner and promise you'll make love with her in one of the restaurant's sleezy unisex bathroom stalls.

Err, fellas? Not a good move.

Guaranteed she won't be all that thrilled with your invitation.

You'll have much better chance at getting lucky just giving her a Valentine's Day card and flowers.

I don't see a problem. So you hold her hand while walking outside to the outhouse. It's not like Canada has indoor plumbing.

Err, fellas? Not a good move.

DAMN
better come up with a new plan for this weekend...

"better come up with a new plan for this weekend..."

Sheep in Harris county tremble.

"That's why you take her into the ladies room....Jackass"

Unisex bathroom... so even worse is the woman farts that they've held in for five days...

Wouldn't inviting this behavior be the exact opposite of what's fun about it - that it is somehow "rogue"...

"Duz it say if there's an age requirement or somwat?"

Why? Is your mom looking for a "tryst"?

Duz it say if there's an age requirement or somwat?

#6 | POSTED BY 101CHAIRBORNE

I didn't read that, but I hope to God in Canada they've gone back to White's Only bathrooms

#12 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-04 11:36 AM | Reply | Flag: Funny

So that wasn't maple syrup that spud was scraping off the walls fer his flapjacks?

and the sex comes with better heath care too! Its all free!

Can I get fries with that?

Featured menu items... tube steak, bearded clams and tossed salad. Any more ideas?

Can I get fries with that?

#19 | Posted by igmoramus

OOHRAH,

Land Fish in Cream Sauce

Restroom enthusiast Senator Larry Craig said today he was planning a trip to Mildred's Temple Kitchen until he discovered there are no Glory Holes between stalls...

After completing thier fantasy in Mildred's Bathroom one man noticed his wife still writhing against the door.

He sAid, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that bEfore, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife replieD, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorKnob out of my ass."

Oh somebody please stop me

Hasta Laredooo...

Land Fish in Cream Sauce

"One-eyed Trouser Trout in Bearded Clam sauce" is also pretty good.

Be Well.

"One-eyed Trouser Trout in Bearded Clam sauce"

Cookfish hears his name being called.

If it were a Chinese restaurant... a popular item is
Cream of Sum Yung Boi.

and the sex comes with better heath care too! Its all free!

#18 | Posted by nutcase

Is that why the politician came down to the states for HIS heart surgery?

Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a little extra butter? Actually quite a lot of it, please.

Honestly, though, what do you expect from a restaurant with a chef named Donna Dooher?

First of all, that restaurant doesn't have a "bathroom". It has a "restroom". I have a bathroom you would want to have sex in...smells nice, clean etc..

a public restroom?

gross.

Patron: How's the tuna?
Waiter: Go to the restroom and find out.

I heard it is the only place that serves beaver. Pie selection to dive for.

When is McDonald's gonna do this?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three "ho's".:]

It's clear all you guys are old or act it.I took this hot blond into a stall one afternoon and love every second of it.

And what was his name Blake?

Same as yours.. jealous?

Hell no! So nice you took the sloppy seconds!