A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am,"replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

The last and final season of Lost started yesterday. It promises to be good.

Is Obama in it this season?

The War On Toyota Continues

The Secretary of Transportation had to "clarify" his "mistatement.

The U.S. government is heavily invsted in GM and Chrysler and now they aggressively pounce on Toyota. Something "stinks to high heaven here." It would be like if a basketball referee owned or coached one of the teams playing.

As long as GM and Chrysler are government owned, there is a conflict of interest. For consumers, imports are a safe bet because the government and the dick sucking media will report problems. On the other hadn, buy a GM or Chrysler at your peril. If you have major problems, the dick sucking media will ignore it and the government (conflict of interest) will do nothing. No recalls.

Wisi, you have been in Frank2.5 zone way too much lately. Usually you have some good stuff, but I don't know if your game is off or your material is just getting old.

Is Obama in it this season?

#3 | Posted by wisgod

Come to think of it, there are few blacks in Lost. In fact, there aren't any more blacks in the series.

What a bucnh of racists the people of ABC!

Lost? The story of the 2009 Packers?

Joe Biden is completely clueless, inarticulate, and plain out of touch. See for yourself:

Lost? The story of the 2009 Packers?

#7 | Posted by Ron_Karate

That is a different show, it's called LOSERS. The Detroit Pistons are staring in that show too.

Lost, the story of 2009 Boston sports.

Derogatory Jeopardy Board Prompts TSA Probe
TSA Launches Investigation Into Air Marshal Field Office At OIA

Usually you have some good stuff, but I don't know if your game is off or your material is just getting old.

#5 | Posted by taxman

Yeah, I noticed the Obama shit isn't going over well thse days. You fella's worried about your boy?

Obama brings Las Vegas into the mix -- again
By Michael D. Shear
What does President Obama have against Las Vegas?

In remarks up in New Hamshire today, the president offered a back-handed slap to the desert city, saying that responsible people don't "blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're trying to save for college."

You fella's worried about your boy?

#12 | Posted by wisgod

Oh crap. Now you did it Wisgod, calling Obama a "boy"! I am sure Liberals will want to lynch you for that!

Where are Dorky and Danni to defend him? We know it's still too early for the other drunks to respond.

"If you want to govern, you can't just say no. It can't be about just scoring points."

This, from a man who votes "present".

Obama slams Republicans for being opportunists

But Obama is our president now, and we must abide by what he says, an follow his leadership. This is no different than the country did with Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and the others. After his first year in office, all the wonderful things he's done, and the bright outlook for the future that he has given us, we must, like we did Washington and others, dedicate a great monument to Obama.

You fella's worried about your boy?

Still a ways to go until 2012. Let's see what happens after Congress is cleaned up a little later on this year.

I am sure Liberals will want to lynch you for that!

#14 | Posted by member2586

That would take balls. I've got nothing to worry about.

#18 | Posted by taxman

No shit.

Clinton got his ass kicked during the mid-terms, but he changed course and won a second term.

Obama is only 1 year-in. It is way too early to predict how things will shake down for him.

#20 | Posted by JeffJ at 2010-02-03 01:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

I honestly believe government works better when one party is in the WH and the other has the majority in Congress.

#21 - Hear! Hear!

Obama hates working in D.C. He said today he suggests people turn off cable TV news channels because "...it's politics all the time..." He also said he needs to get out of D.C. more.

He wanted the job. Of course it's politics all the time. It's like if he were a plumber and he complained about all the shit he has to put his hands in.

He has met with Republicans and Democrats to complain about how they should get along to reach compromise. That was Jimmy Carter's strategy. Carter hated working in D.C. also.

We can't let business run unregulated because it put us in a hole. We can't have the government run everything because it'll put us in a bigger hole.

Where in the hell is a fiscally conservative, socially liberal candidate? Are there any left? I ain't seen one since Bob Dole.

Tax,

I agree completely.

That would take balls. I've got nothing to worry about.

That's funny.

#21 | Posted by taxman

I agree also. As long as there ain't no fuckin' gridlock.

It works better when the Republicans have the WH and the Democrats have congress.

It works better when the Republicans have the WH and the Democrats have congress.

Someone's reminiscing about the Raygun years.

A few images to ponder:

Someone's reminiscing about the Raygun years.

More like Eisenhower.

Reagan was senile.

Reagan was senile.

Which is exactly why the Russians feared him. Well played you crazy old bat!

I honestly believe government works better when one party is in the WH and the other has the majority in Congress.

#21 | Posted by taxman at 2010-02-03 01:52 PM | Reply | Flag: NEWSWORTHY

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Obama is a blowhard still running his campain. He sounds lost and continues to make promise "we" can't keep.

Health care "keep your own doctors"?

Transperancy- not

"Watch every dime" maybe he is looking too much for dimes while "trillions" get spent.

He's a blowhard who didn't have to work that hard to get elected against an ol' fart stay the course Republican with a dimwit side kick.

We as a people, teaparty or whatever need to throw them all out. When the three people in line are BO, JB, & NP, you know you're screwed. Hang on America!

Which is exactly why the Russians feared him.

Yeah. Those missiles they paraded around on May Day...empty, rusted cans. The Russians were in no condition to challenge us. They ran out of money. Reagan had nothing to do with it.

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Charlie Gibson's audio taped reaction to why he was not reporting the ACORN SAGA???
Listen to it here Charlie Gibson, the Top ABC News Reporter and Prime Time Anchor explains his behavior

How would you like to be Keith Olbermann's dog when Keith got home and found out Jot Behar was kicking his ass in ratings?

Jot=Joy

On his show today, Rush Limbaugh, discussing the "RETARDED" statement by the Presidents Chief of Staff. RUSS LIMBAUGH said not once,not twice but four times that the Liberal Democrats who were pushing the Presidents health plan "WERE RETARDED".

Now the Fox-Republicans and MISSY PALIN, have been calling for the resignation of The Presidents Chief of Staff, well how long to you think they will take to ask for RUSH LIMBAUGH, to be taken off the AIR??????

FAIR AND BALANCED , MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up this Fox Network is a Propaganda arm of the Republican Party......

It's been at least three days since I've seen a celery Fox News rant. Where have you been, hon?

Hey dickface, Juan Williams is even pushing for it.

On his show today, Rush Limbaugh...

Celery, you really should give up your daily diet of Rush Limbaugh. He's going to cause you to cerebral hemmorage one day.

He's going to cause you to cerebral hemmorage one day.

#42 | Posted by goatman

The sooner, the faster.

Obama must think things will be getting pretty bad as he pushes his agenda:

"The IRS Is Looking For 60 12-Gauge Pump Action Guns To Arm Its Investigators"

"According to the federal business government website, these guns are serious.

The Remington parkerized shotguns come fully loaded with:

* A fourteen inch barrel
* Modified choke
* Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight
* XS4 Contour Bead front sight
* Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock
* Speedfeed ribbed black forend

We're not sure what kind of IRS duty requires this kind of combat artillery, but it sounds badass.

And oddly, these are the only guns the IRS is allowed to use, "based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory."

Oh you Right Wing Asses never disappoint, WHAT ABOUT THE COMMENT, YOU DUMB FUCKS????????????? Just a secret you fucking idiots, I don't need to listen to FOX or RUSS all I need is to go to the INTERNET....Pick an choose Assholes!!!!!!!!!!

So who are you quoting, idiot? Live, Podcast, Internet? Hint: You're listening to the person speaking. Now STFU, here endeth the lesson.

#45

Fuck you too Celery!

WURSTER.....Your ability to respond to a simple question is greatly appreciated, you make my point even better than I could have hoped......IGNORANT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

About that Dobson-Tebow-fetal rights ad to be aired during the Super Bowl, the big lie that if you just carry to term, you too can produce a Heisman-winning quarterback.

CBS is free to accept issue ads from the Flat Earth Society if it wishes, but we must remember that it has rejected some meaningful human issues as unsuitable for Super Bowl audiences - most of whom will respond with "honey, get me a beer."

My own suggestion is that we note who else advertises, and use our right not to patronize those businesses. This allows for free (at $2 million per half minute) speech and lets people who care about people vote with our money. herm

Oh you Right Wing Asses never disappoint, WHAT ABOUT THE COMMENT, YOU DUMB FUCKS????????????? Just a secret you fucking idiots, I don't need to listen to FOX or RUSS all I need is to go to the INTERNET....Pick an choose Assholes!!!!!!!!!!

Moderately retarded policical hackes are such a pain in the ASS. I mean, you don't need to listen to Olbermann to know that CELISARY is a blithering DUMB FUCK!!!?!?!!

Got the word our son's leaving Afghanistan within a week or so. Back to Pendleton for a short time, then a month off. Should be actually seeing him in late February.

Great news Bob is on his way, Oohrah.

Be glad when Bob's boots are finally on terra firma here in the USA

Heard this in the car on my way home just now --

The War On Toyota Continues

The Secretary of Transportation had to "clarify" his "mistatement.

The U.S. government is heavily invsted in GM and Chrysler and now they aggressively pounce on Toyota. Something "stinks to high heaven here." It would be like if a basketball referee owned or coached one of the teams playing.

#4 | Posted by member2586 at 2010-02-0

HEY maybe this guy and BARRY can drive to vegas in a toyota??