An Australian woman woke up to find an intruder standing over her in bed, with her bra on his head and a tub of ice cream and a can of tuna tucked under his arm.

...

A drunken Australian man was arrested after he tried to plant a kiss on a police dog and had to be subdued with pepper spray when he refused to leave the pooch alone.

He might be able to explain the Bra and the ice cream, but Tuna Fish...

"but Tuna Fish..."

Cover up the smell of...

Uh, never mind.

Uh, never mind.

#3 | Posted by salamandagator

In the TV show Southland about the the LAPD one officers says to the other: "What do you call two female officers in a squad car? A tuna boat!"

I wonder which one was wearing the bunny slippers?

It's like Florida with less humidity!