How can republicans compete when the left comes up with one liners like:
Hope and Change
I didn't inhale
That depends on what your definition of is is
They cling to guns and religion
I have a plan
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy
The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries
UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems.
The Cambridge police acted stupidly
The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.
No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something.
I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.
What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith...
On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed.
I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day.
I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do. ... I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: it's a fun thing to do. ... If you combine the two together it's probably even more fun.
You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking.
You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.
You bet we might have.
I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it.
Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!
My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth.
