"Ooops! That's all for the day, ladies..it seems he's already shot his wad...."

Misleading headline, rcade! The Prostidude has specifically said he won't do gay stuff, telling an interviewer, "my sphincter's not for rent."

Which, from the looks of him, ought to sit just fine with the gay community.

I would protest, if it weren't for the word "legal". That, and the points pointed out in post #2....

So I sold some rod to desperate women...sue me....

"I'm basically...Rosa Parks...or...Gandhi..." Bestin told ABC's Nightline.

Neighbor, Pluueeessssse?!?!?

Both of them are rolling over in their graves.

Both of them are rolling over in their graves.

#5 | Posted by TFDNihilist

They can roll over if they want, I'm not gonna do them for free...

"I'm basically doing what Rosa Parks did when she decided to sit at the front of the bus instead of the back..."

We shall over-cum, we shall over-cum...

Rosa Parks took in the black, not in the back.

Whizz:

RTFM. The guy is NOT. DOING. DUDES.

I haven't seen LR on here in a couple days... coincidence? He wouldn't think so.

Has Jackass booked his appointment?

"I'm basically doing what Rosa Parks did when she decided to sit at the front of the bus instead of the back, or what Gandhi did when he had a sit-down protest against the British Embassy," Bestin told ABC's Nightline.

What a fucking retard.

If she's willing to step through these doors," said Bestin, "she'll have the best moment, hopefully, that I can provide for her in her entire life."

The best 'MOMENT'?

Not really hyping his own stamina with that line. Perhaps he's just being honest about being a two-pump chump.

If the sex takes a 'moment', you're most likely not going to get the ladies to return.

from the article --

He's 5-foot-9, 180 pounds, a former marine. And if you're a woman in search of no-strings romance, Markus Bestin can be all yours -- for $300 an hour.

Oh pleeeease. As if there aren't a million guys like him out there already looking for a "no-strings romance" -- aka "one-night stand" -- who'd be more than happy to accommodate the ladies for free. What makes him so special? $300??? Spare me.

I always knew REX would find a real job someday.

Why pay to fuck rex? We all did it for free on drudge...

The scene in "Catch Me If You Can" where Leonardo DiCaprio cons the hooker into giving him cash was amazing. She got f'd in more ways than one! LOL

can this be counted as a stimulus job created?

What happens if he can't get it up? They make you go through the self-service line?

I am glad to see Nullifidian finlly got a job! Now he'll be able to buy all the medicinal pot he wants!

#14

For free? Are you kidding? They'd get dinner and maybe a movie out of it!

This is why is is important for men to take Rudov's advice. This is why women are angry at Rudov. Their gravy train could be derrailed.

We shall over-cum, we shall over-cum...

#7 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

FF! ^_^

...what Gandhi did when he had a sit-down protest.

Exactly the same thing!

Well, except fer the fact that none of Gandhi's sit-downs involved anybody's face.

Be Well.

/Came fer the Jeff Gannon jokes.
//Leaving horribly disappointed.

What makes him so special? $300??? Spare me.

#14 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-02 04:39 AM | Reply | Flag: Counting her money and realizes she only has $275.

A scene from the brothel;

Male prostitute; 'Oh, baby, you are the only woman, you are every woman, etc... etc....'

Woman; 'Ooooo, Ahhhh, etc...

Afterwards;

Male; 'Bitch, go fix me a sandwich'.

The Prostidude has specifically said he won't do gay stuff, telling an interviewer, "my sphincter's not for rent."
Which, from the looks of him, ought to sit just fine with the gay community.

#2 | POSTED BY MARYTYLERWHORE

You'd be right.

Let the ugly ladies have him.

LIP

Let me fix that for you . . .

A scene from the brothel;

Male prostitute; 'Oh, baby, you are the only woman, you are every woman, etc... etc....'

Woman; 'Ooooo, Ahhhh, etc...

Afterwards;

Male; Zzzzzzz (snore/snort) Zzzzzzzz

I'm basically doing what Rosa Parks did when she decided to sit at the front of the bus instead of the back, or what Gandhi did when he had a sit-down protest against the British Embassy

This guy is a fucking joke.

I dunno. The gay marriage types pretend they're an extension of the civil rights movement. Why not gigilos?

"The gay marriage types pretend they're an extension of the civil rights movement."

Probably because they're currently treated as second-class citizens under the law.

I dunno. The gay marriage types pretend they're an extension of the civil rights movement. Why not gigilos?

#28 | Posted by rightisright

EXACTLY RIGHT! Ludicracy breeds ludicracy

The NY Post sent a female reporter to do (ahem) undercover work on this story:

something`s wrong with America lately...

Probably because they're currently treated as second-class citizens under the law.

#29 | Posted by Danforth
* * * *

So are gigolos. How long have women been legally allowed to prostitute themselves in Nevada?

We shall overcome!

"Oh pleeeease. As if there aren't a million guys like him out there already looking for a "no-strings romance" -- aka "one-night stand" -- who'd be more than happy to accommodate the ladies for free."

Obviously his clientele will mostly be women who border on repulsive or women who want certain things done to them that the men in their lives won't do. For example, if I take a woman home and she asks me to pee on her, I am probably not willing to do it in my own bed. This guy will piss all over any chick who wants it.

"Ooops! That's all for the day, ladies..it seems he's already shot his wad...."

The guy is 25. If he's only got one a day, something's a bit odd about him.

if I take a woman home and she asks me to pee on her, I am probably not willing to do it in my own bed.

The best place in the shower, with her on her knees in front of you.

Or so I have heard.

"The best place in the shower, with her on her knees in front of you.

Or so I have heard."

LOL. I just used that example because my friend has a funny story about a girl asking him to pee on her and it came to mind when I was trying to figure out a request that a guy who is trying to get laid might actually refuse.....

I was trying to figure out a request that a guy who is trying to get laid might actually refuse.....

#37 | Posted by Sully

Marry Me?

something`s wrong with America
-Badaophay

For starters, you're living in it.

are you really sure he's the first?

what about "Hung".

Didn't "Hung" used to post here?

Hung used to, then he got famous: