Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, February 01, 2010

Americans waste about 20% of their time at work and 34.7% of that wasted time is spent surfing the Internet is the biggest distraction, according to a 2007 survey of 2,000 workers by Salary.Com. A new market has emerged for software that helps workers manage time and avoid distractions -- the average user of RescueTime time management software visited 57 web sites and opened 71 instant messaging windows a day. (Editor's note: Time spent on the Drudge Retort is never wasted.)

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Get off the Internet, Dammit!

Without the net I couldn't stand my job. I can usually get all my tasks done in 2 hrs and the rest of the day I have to occupy my time. I go to the unused broom closet drag a chair in there and get on the retort on my phone and voila the day flies by.

It's actually improved my marriage. It gave me the idea for my new "Don't ask, don't yell" policy at home.

Just think how many more people could be unemployed if everyone worked all day!

Read the Nooner. On the average ten to twenty bored out of their skulls couch potatoes post driblets of drivel of their ordinary lives.

Remove the computer and there would be mayhem.

"driblets"? is that a word?

"driblets"? is that a word?

It's those last two or three drops you can't shake off after a piss no matter how hard you try.

#7 | Posted by goatman

Hahahahaaaa.

"I go to the unused broom closet drag a chair in there and get on the retort on my phone and voila the day flies by."

#2 | Posted by jackass

I worked for the state of Florida for 18 months in between real jobs. The poor taxpayers have no idea how their dollars are squandered.

Your job sounds exactly like how I spent my time.

What kind of work do you do?

my company put a filter on our internet usage. blocks most "game" sites so no more solitaire, blocks sites like Cracked.com and Howard Stern.com as offensive or adult, limits time on Amazon and ebay limiting shopping to 45 mins a day.

drudge thankfully is not blocked, but the day definitely drags.

I would stop and I discussed it with my boss but when he heard about the pathetic right wing losers who needed someone to enlighten them he told me that I should continue.

I would stop and I discussed it with my boss but when he heard about the pathetic right wing losers who needed someone to enlighten them he told me that I should continue.

#11 | Posted by danni

Who the hell are you working for? Axlerod's Brother?

RCade missed an excellent opprotunity to add a poll about whether or not the average user felt like he/she spent too much time on the Retort.


RCade missed an excellent opprotunity to add a poll about whether or not the average user felt like he/she spent too much time on the Retort.

#13 | Posted by American1st

RCade doesn't really want people to think about it. It could be bad for ratings.

And we wonder why jobs are being outsourced to Inda, China, whatever. If you are surfing the net, I do not need you.

meh...but it could be even mo' better for morale...knowing he cares, ya know?

#11 | Posted by danni

I would fire you. Do you wonder why so many jobs are outsourced? YOU DO NOT PULL YOUR FREEKING WEIGHT.........

If I have a chicken who stops laying eggs.. she becomes dinner.

Nothing like free range chicken.

YOU DO NOT PULL YOUR FREEKING WEIGHT.........
Posted by chickenrancher

Based on what I'll bet she looks like, the fleet of UPS delivery trucks couldn't pull that weight.

CHICKENRANCHER

This Farside strip was funny:

Boneless Chicken Ranch

I don't understand how anyone continues to pull the weight...

Yeah fuck, I have to work for my money. Keeps the blood pressure low, I guess.

I would fire you. Do you wonder why so many jobs are outsourced?

#17 | Posted by chickenrancher

I'm pretty sure there are several posters who camp here on someone else's dime. I'd say it's an individual issue between the employer and employee, provided the employer knows. Jackass is definitely wrong. Danni claims to have permission.

How many internet accessible computers are available to employee's on the chicken ranch? If the answers none, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about. Since Danni, Jackass, and Rob_The_A_Hole don't work for you it's not your problem.


Yeah fuck, I have to work for my money. Keeps the blood pressure low, I guess.

#21 | Posted by wurster

I've owned and operated several businesses over the last 30 years. I'm pretty sure it's driven my blood pressure up.

"I'm pretty sure it's driven my blood pressure up."

Beats not having any blood pressure so far.

#24 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-01 11:00 PM | Reply | Flag: True

"Who the hell are you working for? Axlerod's Brother?"
#12 | Posted by wisgod

I always figured she was being paid by someone in the Obama Administration. No one can push his agenda that well, word for word even, unless they were paid for it.

I always figured she was being paid by someone in the Obama Administration.

#26 | Posted by KBM

I guess that means you work for the Fox News Channel.


"I go to the unused broom closet drag a chair in there and get on the retort on my phone and voila the day flies by."

LOL

I have to laugh at JACKASS.

Not too long ago he said . . . "I'm on the road to success and I'll step on anyone who get's in my way."

That's a lot of bravado for a guy who sleeps his shift away in a janitor's closet.

What kind of work do you do?

He's a Jizz Mopper.

www.youtube.com

"I would fire you."

The day is end up working for a loser like you Chickenrancher will be the day I hang it up for good. From reading your posts I have my doubts that you ever hired anyone to do anything.

From reading your posts I have my doubts that you ever hired anyone to do anything.

As opposed to your boss hiring you to do nothing?

I always figured she was being paid by someone in the Obama Administration. No one can push his agenda that well, word for word even, unless they were paid for it.

#26 | Posted by KBM

I think Corky is her boss. Seriously....

What kind of work do you do?

He's a Jizz Mopper.

www.youtube.com

#29 | Posted by Axiom

Work in a factory. I do repairs and maintenance on the equipment. Some days we are busy but half the time it's pretty easy to find a place to hide and surf the retort.

Come out of the closet, jackass...BWAH!

RCade missed an excellent opprotunity to add a poll about whether or not the average user felt like he/she spent too much time on the Retort.

#13 | Posted by American1st

oh shit...we ALL spend too much time on the retort

aint it grand????

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