3 UFOs resembling missiles are sighted off the east coast of Canada. Police originally confirm that they were missiles from the part of Canada that France ripped off of us years ago which remains French territory today. Later on government sources deny the French missile explanation and try suggesting they were toy missiles. Eye witnesses describe the 3 objects as being the size of an 18 wheeler. They were in the sky for aproximately 15 minutes. French Ambassador refuses comment. Liberal pols call shenanigans. Spud makes popcorn.
