Actually I'll be drinking every time he says "bipartisan." The word is synonymous with failure and I drink to forget about hope.

I'll be watching Hell Fighters with John Wayne. I don't think my liver can handle another Game Drinking with Obama.

Since I DVR everything, I'll do timeshifting and I'll watch something I recorded earlier in the week (that way I can skip the damn annoying commercials). Of course, I won't DVR the speech because everyone will be talking about it, ruining the ending, and because I never watch SOTU speeches.

If I want to see mindless applause, I'll watch a game show.
A SOTU address hasn't been relevant since Bush deigned to use the word "Crusade" in 2002. Surely Obama's speech writers won't be that stupid.

Hell Fighters is a great idea! That may be exactly what I may do, too. Either that or watch my son play Lego Batman on the WII. Nothing like John Wayne to remind you what American Exceptionalism is all about. Watching Obama piddle-fuck in front of another teleprompter spewing more mindless platitudes will mush anyone's mind, alcohol shots or no.

Take a drink every time he says the word 'fight'...

That'll do the trick..

I was thinking of taking a drink everytime he says "I"...

But then realized my liver'd give out by the end of the speech.

So then I thought every time he says "its not about me"...

Nah, wouldn't even make it through a nip.

My compromise, I'll just get loaded before he starts and sleep through it.... Perfect!

OMG, just drinking thimbles of beer will get you snockered. It will be akin chugging.

I'll be watching Hell Fighters with John Wayne. I don't think my liver can handle another Game Drinking with Obama.

#2 | Posted by wisgod

while I am sure that people will think IM lying but I dont give a fuck because I know IM right.

this movie was made in my back yard...beginning and some other scenes.
the light that startes the fire at the very beginning, in fact, was bought at my fathers store and I made seveal deliveries to the movie set.
I and some others tromped through mud...back way..to get to the main set before we were caught.
BUT before we were told to leave, jim hutton came over and talked to us as well as katherine ross.
john wayne wasnt there yet so we were allowed to stay for a moment..two of the girls with us had their picture taken for the movie scrap book and jim hutton's arm around them...he said that he would put on the bottom that fans would walk through anything to see them or something like that.
when they filmed the fire we were with lots of people across the highway but we could see BIG JOHN because of the lights they used for filming..

anyway...just another BRUSH WITH celebrity for your truely

as to the subject..
SURE WAY To get drunk.

just take a drink everytime he talks about himself.
you will be shitfaced before the welcomes are over.

post 9

okay

backyard means across the highway from subdivision on water that leads into trinity bay

Good story. Tish was hot!

"Nothing like John Wayne to remind you what American Exceptionalism is all about."

I think most thinking people realized how misguided the idea of American Exceptionalism was during the Vietnam War. The Iraq invasion is an example of the disaster which follows attempts to resurrect that foolish idea. I hope we've learned our lesson this time but somehow I doubt many have and we'll continue repeating Vietnam and Iraq until we are completely bankrupt like the USSR.

If Murphy takes a drink every time he says "jobs"...... Jeffy will have her panties again.

"completely bankrupt like the USSR."

I believe that Obama will be outlining how we can accomplish this tonight during his performance.

come on danni

american exceptionalism isnt even in your vocabulary unless its used to run the country down.

I would love it if this were to happen
reports are that barry will actually make some statement about transparency
repubicans should laugh out loud at him.....

well corky

I think I will take a drink everytime he uses a teleprompter
OH hell.

I'll take a drink anytime I fuckin want to....

so this phrase may be a safe bet

"American Exceptionalism"

You mean American Exploitation, right? John Wayne did some good work, but not in the war films. Fuckin' jingostic shit, most of it--except The Longest Day.

And according to today's conservatives, shouldn't he have gone and fought in the war rather than making movies?

prag

read some bios sometimes..
there were many stars who tried to enlist and either couldnt or were used for thier starpower.
dont forget the ones like gable and stewart either who did more than just sell bonds which was waynes biggest contribution.

and you DO KNOW just what sort of toes you are stepping on when you dis "THE DUKE"...LOL

cary grant was another one. I read his bio recently and he tried to enlist and they told him that he could better serve by doing the buy bond thing since he was technically a british citizen anyway.

And according to today's conservatives, shouldn't he have gone and fought in the war rather than making movies?

#19 | Posted by pragmatist

Wasn't he his Parents only son and exempt by rule?

Put out a hundred shots or so, and get ready to stumble every time this joker Obama says the word "I". Last speech it was 132 times. No ego there. Party On!

Drink a shot for every stupid post cookie makes.

Take a shot every time Jackass rubs one out during the speech.

Play with beer and a bottle of wild turkey

Obama says "unprecedented" : Drink beer for 1 second.

Obama repeats himself for dramatic effect : Drink beer for 2 seconds.

Obama says "bipartisan" : Drink beer for 2 seconds.

Obama makes a reference to a "hope" or "dream" for America : Drink beer for 2 seconds.

Obama in interrupted by applause : Drink beer for 3 seconds.

Obama blames Bush for something: Drink beer for 5 seconds.

Obama mentions God: Everyone takes a shot.

Anyone who points out a self-contradiction can force another person to finish their beer or take a shot.

An outburst from the audience: Everyone takes a shot and then shotguns a beer.

The first person to notice a member of the audience being shown looking awkward must make an insulting joke about that person and may then force someone to drink beer for 5 seconds.

The first person to notice a member of the audience being inappropriately happy must make an insulting joke about that person and may then force someone to take a shot.

The first person to notice when a member of Obama's cabinet is shown starts a waterfall. Only happens once for each cabinet member.

Every time Obama pushes for a new piece legislation, the first person to notice makes a rule. If that piece of legislation involves health care, the new rule takes effect only if 60% of the people playing are in agreement. If you break that rule and are caught, drink beer for two seconds.

Every time Obama asks a rhetorical question, the first person to notice becomes Question Master (if you are asked a question by this person and do not reply in the form of a question, you drink beer for 5 seconds). The new Question Master replaces the old one.

And finally... If obama says something you don't agree with, drink until you don't give a shit anymore.

Sounds like a dangerous one, ZH. Better have an EMT on site.

If obama says something you don't agree with, drink until you don't give a shit anymore.

#27 | Posted by ZombieHunter

I know how my evening's gonna end...

"read some bios sometimes.."

Oh, I have. Thanks for the advice.

"there were many stars who tried to enlist and either couldnt or were used for thier starpower.
dont forget the ones like gable and stewart either who did more than just sell bonds which was waynes biggest contribution."

Okay, so? You still didn't answer my question. Consider what _today's conservatives_ would say to the argument that movies are good for anything besides sheer entertainment or advancing ye olde liberal agenda.

"and you DO KNOW just what sort of toes you are stepping on when you dis "THE DUKE"...LOL"

Ha. You gonna come kick my ass, ya old fart? : ) (Actually, you probably could. I'm a total wimp. Fuckin' intellectuals, you know.) Truly, I don't care. I give him lots of credit for the westerns. Lots. I think he's underrated and unfairly called a bad actor. Liberty Valance is a great movie. The Longest Day is a great movie. The Searchers--fuckin' amazing. (And that one's really interesting for the moral element, not that his character totally shifts, but he begins to question... And it's beautifully shot, which has nothing to do with him.) But Green Berets is pure CRAP. Utter garbage; even the battle scenes are terrible. And Iwo Jima--feh--contrived pap. So I'm not dissing him entirely; I'm critiquing. Oh, and btw, if it makes ya feel any better, Sean Penn's an asshole. : ) (Though a good actor.)

Now, who stole my bourbon? Ah, shit, I gotta work tomorrow anyway.

HEY PRaG..

I have to agree on green berets...pretty much by the book..
but how can you forget the two movies that he was really good in,..

oh shit..what was the name where robt duval yells at him
i call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man...

and then the cowboys was good.......

and NO...I wouldnt kick your ass

IM a lover, not a fighter....

-IM a lover, not a fighter....

Theoretically, I'm sure.

theorretically????

hell I take it whereever I can get it

Everybody knows how little Richard sways from side to side with his head when he is talking or doing something right?

Obama reminds me of that when he is looking from side to side at his teleprompter all the time. It is like Little Richard giving the State of the Union.
" I feel good...."