There have been probably thousands of people smuggling lizards in their pants for years.

And until the diaper bomber--they weren't checking.

44 friggin lizards--there are some jokes in this everywhere..

lol

44 friggin lizards--there are some jokes in this everywhere..

Being a woman you might not know that one of the euphemisms men use for pissing is to "drain the pet lizard". Maybe someone will run with that one, Murph.

Of course in this case he's have to drain 45 of them.

What would be worse? Having the balloon burst in your stomach, or the lizards get loose in your pants?

Lizards would be worse.

"Is that a skink in you pants or are you just glad to see me?"

Lizards onna Plane?

Spud smells sequel!

So wot we got here?

A guy gets fined 3540 dollars after he gets caught trying to smuggle 44 lizards worth aprox 2800 each outta NZ?

Aprox 123,200 dollars wortha cold blooded profit in his specially designed wizard's sleeve underwear.

This is a trip he's made at least 4 times already.

* does the math *

So potentially he's taken just under half a million dollars wortha lizards outta NZ to date.

Well, he won't be laughing all the way to the bank till he'd done his 14 weeks in stir here but he will, no doubt, be doing so shortly afterwords.

Be Well.

Men.

Anything more than one zipper lizard is ostentatious.

Men.

Anything more than one zipper lizard is ostentatious.

#7 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

How about 2---you can always rest one.

"How about 2---you can always rest one."

Most guys don't shower often enough to get full use of the one. Two would be serious overkill for the level of opportunity afforded by most mens' hygiene.

Most guys don't shower often enough to get full use of the one. Two would be serious overkill for the level of opportunity afforded by most mens' hygiene.

Very good.

And the lizards have to placed any where butt the buttocks area as he has to sit on his butt.

#11

Say what?

The only way to stop this guy is to slip a Gila Monster in his custom speedos.

"Did you know that Geico can save you......mmmppphhhh....can'
t....mmmpppphhh....breathe....
mmmmppphhhh...."