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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A 300-pound woman in Cleveland pleaded guilty to killing her 120 pound boyfriend by sitting on him. Mia Landingham killed Mikal Middleton-Bey, with whom she has three children, during an August argument. She was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service.

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glad i don't date fat chicks hahah

/obligatory

Be Well.

Has anyone asked Joe Biden what he has to say about this? (Too bad his kid ain't running for Senate, I wanted to send money to the other guy and watch Biden lose).

memberless-what does your mental disorder have to do with Joe Biden?

Do me a favor frank, the next time you get spam offering pennis enlargement products don't delete them, they might actually work in your case.

Herbie Bush better behave himself around Babs.

It didn't take long! Only 6 comments for someone to imply (houmorously, I grant that) that the guy deserved it!

How predictable! And pathetic!

It's common for a woman/wife to get probation or outright acquittal. A man's life just isn't that valuable.

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C'mon people, let's sing!

And they say people have a right to be fat if they wanna.

At least it's not a concealed weapon.

P.S.: Probation and two-and-a-half working weeks of community service for killing someone? She should have done at least five to seven for this, then probation.

What a way to go. Police suicide at age 85 after stealing a car is how I'm gonna do it.

"Officer, how did you locate the victim?"
"We rolled the suspect in flour and looked for the wet spot."

"can I borrow a feeling?"

What a joke. If the roles were reversed and he had abused her not to mention KILLED her - his life would be over. A man would be doing 25+.

WOW....only took three posts for some turd-burglar to turn this into something political.

Congrats.

Only in Cleveland! If it were the other way around he'd be on death row.

If the roles were reversed and he had abused her not to mention KILLED her - his life would be over.

But what if her rolls were reversed?

#15 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

You ought to change your handle because you have little if any common sense. When people are punished differently by our "justice" sytem according to gender, it is a political issue, and a huge one. Most people so far agree with me. You are the one who is out of place here.

One set of laws, but how they are applied depends on your sex, bank account and position of power as well as the State you live in. All contrary to the equal protection clause in the Constitution.

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me..."

Defense attorney to EMT: Why did it take you so long to transport him to the E.R.

EMT: It took us time to scrape him off the floor---our spatula was too small.

Cleveland Rocks. Take a load off Fannie.

"and put the load.... right on me"

Famous last words.

It's called Burking.

"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" said one of the victim's sister.

"I feel there wasn't no justice."

Ha HAAAAA HAAAAAAA

(deep breathe)

HAAAAAAA etc..

"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" said one of the victim's sister.

#25 | Posted by Lipzoidial

As long as he can come up for air every 20 seconds.

"Overweight is something that just snacks on you"

www.songmeanings.net

I see she didn't get off...

www.songmeanings.net

I thought that link was going to lead me to that Hollies tune, "She Ain't Heavy, She's My Wife" (or something like that)

That poor guy; he should never have tried to scale that mountain.

Yo' momma so fat, when she got in a fight wit her boyfren' she sat him to death.

Landingham, then told the judge she was sorry for squashing the father of her children..

Don't know why, but found that line just hysterical.

It'd've been funnier is she said, "squishing"

Or "squicking."

The bigger the cushion
The better the pushing
~Zappa

Sentence her to death by having Zatoichi sit on her.

Poor guy. Alway's fucking up.

Sorry Ray, she outweighs me by at least a hundred pounds.

Sorry Ray, she outweighs me by at least a hundred pounds.

#38 | Posted by Zatoichi

Ouch!

You ought to change your handle because you have little if any common sense. When people are punished differently by our "justice" sytem according to gender, it is a political issue, and a huge one. Most people so far agree with me. You are the one who is out of place here.

#18 | Posted by member2586 at 2010-01-26 04:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wow....that's quite a stretch...even for yourself.

Can you tell me how your #3 post addressed the disparity in gender sentencing in ANY WAY at all? No? Thought not.

Bullshit. Probation for murder? Justice was not served.

Grow that meat all over yer bones
Work the wall with the local Jones
'N' while you do it, remember this line
The Sniffer says it all the time

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

FZ

HAHAHAHA

French for orgasm IIRC: La petite morte.

Oh well.

La petite morte.

In this case, it'd be "le grand morte" or better, "le gras morte", non?

I'll take one any way I can get one.

Bedtime.

It didn't take long! Only 6 comments for someone to imply (houmorously, I grant that) that the guy deserved it!

How predictable! And pathetic!

#7 | Posted by member2586

It was three comments and it was you who posted it, but you got the predictable and pathetic right. I'm surprised goatboy hasn't whined about you making a non-political article political with your typical leftie bashing.

Then again, predictable and pathetic fits the goat, too.

. I'm surprised goatboy hasn't whined about you making a non-political article political with your typical leftie bashing.

You still hold the record for doing it on post #1, NG. Hard to top that

Three children now know, or will know, that their 'momma' squashed their dad to death.

Shouldn't her body be declared a lethal weapon?

Her extended family must be crushed.

It must have been one of those fat biker chicks.

www.spaceg.com

I thought this was gonna be about the mustache ride from hell

Nah Sleezed2 she went lezbo cause of guys like you.. totally understandable.

one night I thought I was going to die with a woman sitting on me.
what a way to go.

Landingham, then told the judge she was sorry for squashing the father of her children..

Don't know why, but found that line just hysterical.

#33 | Posted by califchris

She is sorry he is no longer alive to financially support the children.

P.S.: Probation and two-and-a-half working weeks of community service for killing someone? She should have done at least five to seven for this, then probation.

#10 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

THIS.

Not only was this guy's death a punchline the sentence was too.

Aren't the state worried this tub of goo is gonna crush and eat her remaining kids?

Or is that the plan here?

Be Well.

Big bottom... big bottom... talk about mud flaps my girl's got 'em

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