"...strengthening of buildings..."

Strengthening of shacks in the woods?

Flying bridges could put your eye out.

I have a great idea.

Let's put the Democrat Party in New Orleans in charge of administering the retrofit funding!

That should get all those bridges and stuff fixed before the Big One hits - right?

Yeah same deal here, they said a huge one was due in Southern California in the next thirty years twenty years ago so I guess we are screwed in the next ten.

It's probably going to happen because of the seismic shifting of all that medicaid money to their neighbor, Louisiana.

#4 | POSTED BY DIBBLDA

Well, the Northridge quake was bad, but could've been far worse. The one you have to worry about is the La Puenta Fault, east of the L.A. basin. When that one goes, the whole basin is basically going to be a bowl of jello.

"Let's put the Democrat Party in New Orleans in charge of administering the retrofit funding!"

Or, we could let the Army Corps of Engineers neglect them like they did the levies. Whatever.

So now the .gov is scaring us with earthquakes man o man obama

Just a few weeks ago there was an article explaining that scientists now have evidence that a major quake on the New Madrid is less likely than previously thought.
Long-term quake prediction is about on par with predicting what color 13 year old girls are going to be wearing next year.

If a big quake or any other major disaster hits the U.S., Count the Nations, or Countries that come to their aid... OOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Watch, and see for yourselves dumb asses...

If a big quake or any other major disaster hits the U.S., Count the Nations, or Countries that come to their aid... OOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Watch, and see for yourselves dumb asses...

#11 | Posted by Dr_Feelgood

They will. Following Katrina we had offers from dozens of nations to send aid. Bush said OK to a few and "Pfffft...NO" to most of them.

#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

After 911 we had Brit radar planes patrolling off the NC coast.

They will. Following Katrina we had offers from dozens of nations to send aid.

I guess you discovered Dr. ShitForBrains is not one to let trifling things like facts get in the way of a good nonsensical rant.

#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Shhh...This doesn't fit in with Dr. Dipshit's excuse to hate American goodwill.

If so many nations offered so MANY millions of dollars in assistance why in the hell were so many victims of hurricane Katrina having to steal and loot businesses that were struck by the storm in order to survive???, Who do you blame for that???
Oh of course Bush, who else do the socialists pigs blame their on selfish ignorance upon???
Shit-WHATS-LEFT, ZOMBIE-SHIT-HUNTER, AMERICAN-SHITY???

Mississippi is a redstate so all I can say is bring it on.

The ice is melting.

#8 | POSTED BY BASTID
"I can't wish enough bad things on you two cock smoochers. Ovarian cancer, sodomy by a troop of rabid baboons, acid assault. Fuck both of you."

Wow!
Pretty hardcore!

I mean, do the baboons HAVE to be RABID? Sheesh!

Hawaii has a lot of quakes too. That's why we all live in grass shacks.

Poll, which one will kill you first?

1.) Global warming
2.) Earthquake
3.) Hurricane
4.) Tornado
5.) Mud slide
6.) Land slide
7.) Avalanche
8.) No helmet
9.) No seat belt
10.) No life vest
11.) No life guard on duty
12.) Improper tire inflation
13.) Sticking accelerator
14.) Over exposure to the sun
15.) Over exposure to the cold
16.) Swine flu
17.) Avian flu
18.) Aids
19.) Obesity
20.) Crossing the center line
21.) Crossing the street
22.) Ice age
23.) Forest fire
24.) Act of terrorism
25.) Mountain climbing
26.) Sky diving
27.) Driving while sober
28.) Driving while drunk
29.) Colonies of killer bees
30.) The other white meat
31.) Depression brought on by constant reminder that you're going to die.

31.) Depression brought on by constant reminder that you're going to die.

#21 | Posted by Washboard

You forgot Aids, terrorists, and explosive diarrhea.

"Let's put the Democrat Party in New Orleans in charge of administering the retrofit funding! That should get all those bridges and stuff fixed before the Big One hits - right?"

"It's probably going to happen because of the seismic shifting of all that medicaid money to their neighbor, Louisiana."

I can't wish enough bad things on you two cock smoochers. Ovarian cancer, sodomy by a troop of rabid baboons, acid assault. Fuck both of you.

#8 | Posted by Bastid

Well, well, well. What do you know?

Fans of government corruption really do exist!?

Let me guess, you got rich too from all that "levy money" (that went everywhere BUT into levies)?

Is that about right?

You forgot Aids, terrorists, and explosive diarrhea.

#22 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2010-01-24 08:56 AM |

See numbers 18 and 24.

There's alot I left out, but don't sweat it, someone will soon post an article, study, survey etc. to satisfy the daily need for doom and gloom.

Where oh where are you tonight, why did you leave me here in the cold? I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love then you met another and pffffft you was gone.

"I would like to see far more retrofit programs, strengthening of buildings, especially masonry buildings, tying down bridges"

Bridges in this country are generally in bad shape. That our government managed to throw around billions after billions in stimulus money without addressing this in any meaningful way is sad but typical.

Ovarian cancer, sodomy by a troop of rabid baboons, acid assault.

#8 | Posted by Bastid

Hermaphrodites?

Bastid,welcome,one post one dump,ease into it dude