Like that is hard to do.

Oh yeah, well you don't have an earthquake weapon. Apparently we do. According to Hugo Chavez. And Bani. Trustworthy sources.

Oh yeah, well you don't have an earthquake weapon.

We put all that radiation to good use and came up with better popcorn.

And "super basmati" rice... a miracle of mutant science.

I would love to be a mutant too someday.

Quake-Zombie vs Mutant-Tosser.

This will be the best pay-per-view cage-match ever.

"I would love to be a mutant too someday."

Oh you will; You will.

I had this in mind...

Hey! This poll thingy works!

Great!

I would love to be a mutant too someday.

Mutagenesis isn't what it's cracked up to be. More often than not, you end up with leukemia instead of super powers.

Quake-Zombie vs Mutant-Tosser

Hahahaha for an epic battle like that, Tokyo should serve as the "arena".

According to polls so far, yes, Tosser is a babe-magnet and yes, Obama is a pumpkin but not as bad as a turnip.... yet.

Tokyo should serve as the "arena".

I said I wanted to be a Wolverine kind of mutant... not some flying/swimming/fighting giant lizard.