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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Indian Army chief.. guy who threatened to take on both Pakistan and China at the same time (yeah right..)... went on joy-ride to USA, where Americans busted his ears by firing artillery too close to him.

Now he can't hear shit anymore and will be the first General to retire as disabled.

I don't if they did this on purpose or not, but good one!

Posted by Tosser at 06:29 AM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

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See pics of General saab...

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WTF???

He can't see straight either?

Who made this person a general? LOL

Real question in my mind is, what possessed America to make this guy go deaf too? Couldn't they see he already had problems?

Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 06:33 AM | Reply | Flag:

Better pic:

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There but for the grace of God go I....

Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 06:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

And excuse me... but what kind of a medal is THAT?

Looks like balls.

India gives medals for "balls" to it's general?

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Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 06:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Did he wear that "balls medal" in USA?

Is that why they did a number on him?

Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 06:41 AM | Reply | Flag:

Omg... that is one fugly sob.

Posted by greeneyedguy at 2010-01-21 08:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

When they hand you a set of Peltors you had better use them.

Posted by STIRSUMUP at 2010-01-21 08:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

Omg... that is one fugly sob.

Well, thanks to America, he's now got one more problem on his list.

Nobody in America could see this guy can't see straight... he can't tell if he's too close?

My theory is, they let him wander about like a castrated holy cow, until he ran himself into the artillery. The "balls medal" probably had something to do with it.

Otherwise, there is no other explanation.

Our generals have visited US many many times... they didn't come back deaf. LOL

Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 08:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Meanwhile, Indian army is practicing for it's Republic Day parade....

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WTF?

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WTF is THAT? WHAT are they doing? This is some new fighting trick?

As the deafened General said, India is going to take on Pakistan AND China both at the same time.... how? By doing THAT? THIS is the new strategy this General Kapoor has invented to take us on? Make funny faces and hope we die laughing?

Whenever you think you got them figured out, you learn something new....

Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 08:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

And excuse me... but what kind of a medal is THAT?

Looks like balls.

India gives medals for "balls" to it's general?

#3 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-01-21 06:38 AM | Reply | Flag: Ballsy!

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

Posted by hoser at 2010-01-21 11:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

Thank You USA.....

You're most welcome, ya jerk.

Posted by dxlingr at 2010-01-21 11:52 AM | Reply | Flag: