Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, January 16, 2010

Duty calls for an East Boston resident. Someone is getting called for jury duty but it's no human. A family is trying to figure out how their pet cat was summonsed for jury duty.. filed for Sal's disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request. Sal's service date at Suffolk Superior Court is set for March 23. Anna said that if the issue isn't cleared up by then, she will simply have to bring the cat to court.

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How'd the cat get on the voter rolls in the first place? The only pussy pol from that neck of the woods I know of is that Quisling Senator from Connecticut. I also know ol' Sal doesn't have a driver's license, as the only driving cat I ever heard of was Toons the Cat and he was stuffed. Ah...a census form. That explains it. Our tax dollars at work.

No need to count the population. Just give all the money to big oil, big pharma and the billionaires that are the only people that count. Fuck the working man....we dont need to count them, just tax the hell out of them.

the right.

The cat is obviously more intelligent than the jury commissioner.

Max would have been more intelligent than your average human and absolutely fair.

i179.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Five years with an absolutely free cat can change your life.

Changed mine.

i582.photobucket.com

Party on.

Nothing like rain on a tin roof on a hay farm.

I wish you all well.

Unfortunately I cannot offer you immortality.

No Child Left Behind is more insane than communism.

Deal with it.

Somebody is on drugs tonight.

So cat, why did you vote not guilty?

It was a gut feeling.

Even if Sal made it thru jury selection she would have been struck during voir dire. Any good defense attorney knows a cat could never vote not guilty, could never have mercy on vermin. Kill 'em all and let Bastet sort 'em out.

Now, grumpy....every cat I've ever met were excellent judges of character.
I would have NO qualms being judged by a cat.

every cat I've ever met were excellent judges of character

Unlike dogs, who will take bribes.

" dogs, who will take bribes "

Just wrap it in bacon.

Requisite picture of a long dead friend: i179.photobucket.com

So now we know how the dems will try to steal the election....get some cats to vote who aren't officially registered...

She probably cant even bring the cat into the courthouse. I bet they dont allow pets unless its one of those help dogs that disabled people use.

Or some pussy coming in to vote....

I say all our jurries be composed of cats from now on.

Get 12 cats to individualy hang out with the accused. If they aprove then they are innocent if they don't like them hang them. Might not always get the guilty but it would get the jerks off the streets.

Hey I'm all for cats on juries. We all know cats are liberals. Would you rather have liberals on your side if you found yourself on the wrong side of the law or bulldogs like Joe Arapaio?

" Would you rather have liberals on your side if you found yourself on the wrong side of the law "

I suppose if you are a child molester.

That is bullshit. Every child molester in teh past 50 years has been a registered Rtard.

That is bullshit. Every child molester in teh past 50 years has been a registered Rtard.

Are you fucking kidding me?

That is bullshit. Every child molester in teh past 50 years has been a registered Rtard.

So now you fascinations move from animalls and teabagging to pedophilia. You are a sick puppy, axe:

(John Wayne) Gacy became active in the local Democratic Party...
en.wikipedia.org

If you are going to fantasize about which party engages in what sexual acts, at least try to be accurate, axe.

Fuck

At least you are correct that the right prefers being the teabaggers than the teabagees.

This is what happens when you give them a name. It's a cat, call it cat.

ACORN's fault (tm)

I guess that is what happens when your cat votes!

Reminds me of our fraternity many years ago. We had a mannequin mascot named Omar Kappa. He had a string of credit card accounts. Don't know about a jury duty request but it wouldn't have surprised me.

I hope the voir dire is posted on YouTube.

Counsel: Mr. Sal, is there any reason you would be unable to render an impartial verdict?

Sal: Aaack! Thbbft!

That pussy is a registered democrat

tao, I think your cat idea would work.

I vote for cat juries Cats know a jerk b4 ANYone else does If you don't like cats your lap is the first one they jump on.

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