This is spam. This guy is posting with a link to a site that he has his fingers in, as evident by his listed name on his DR profile and his name being all over the site he linked to.

Let's talk about his mama.

makuyk00's mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

His momma is so horny, she'd fuck the crack of dawn.

She's so fat, she wears 2 Watches....1 for each time zone.

(I don't know who this guy is, but what the fuck)

Your Mom is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

your momma is so poor. I saw her kicking a can down the road and asked her what she was doing? She said she was moving!

Your mMom is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

He momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy come out.

makuyk00's mama is so fat, he gets way too turned on.

His mamma is so fat he took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.

makuyk00's mama is so fat, he gets way too turned on.

#9 | Posted by Constuct at 2010-01-14 09:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Frank? Is that you?

Not only is 00's mama fat, but she so ugly that her mom had to be drunk just to breast feed her as a baby.

Frank? Is that you?

#11 | Posted by Axiom

He couldn't penetrate Karen Carpenter during her last week on earth.

Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!

Your Mamma's so fat, Letusprey rolled her in flour to find the wet spot.

Yo mama's so old that, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead.

Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Your mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in HER shower!

Yo Mama's standards are so low, she is proud you are her child

She be soooooo hairy, when you took her to the zoo they said, "Hey! Thanks for bringing her back!"

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her...PAHDUM!

Your mama's so fat that when she went on a diet she withered away to a ton...

If your mama was an inch taller she'd be round!

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your Mamma's so dirty, she as to sneak up on the bath water.

Your momma's like a hardware store; 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks their meat in her.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount!

Your momma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

Yo mama's so ugly, last horror movie she went to, people thought it was in 3-D.

Damn, that was weak.

Your Momma's so fat, she makes Bev Harris look skinny.

Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Bush....twice.

yo mommas so nasty that when she sits in the sand box, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama smells so bad, at parties, drunks puke into her

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by via satellite!

Your Momma is so ugly, she makes Michelle Obama look like a 10.

Your Mamma's hygeine is so bad, Tosser thinks she's from Pakistan.

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chili outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl.

Starting to sound like a fishing trip here...

Starting to sound like a fishing trip here...

#47 | Posted by nanc

All we need is a worm. Where is JerryTarkanian?

Making castings?

LOL!

Unexpected from Nanc

I am a barrel of laughs. (in my best Stephen Wright or Ben Stein voice)

"Unexpected from Nanc"

I have to keep my mouth shut.

I've already been threatened with noogies.

It got a big FF, but a dirty joke coming from Nanc? We are rubbing off on her I see! The corruption continues!

Unexpected from Nanc

#51 | Posted by kanrei

Yeah, Nanc and Jerry are chums.

Jerry may be chum, but I certainly am not! I prefer a shiny chartreuse castmaster...great in murky water.

Makuyk00 has no mama.
He's the only known product of male virgin birth.

Holy crap, did I really just type that?

----Makuyk00 has no mama.
He's the only known product of male virgin birth.

Holy crap, did I really just type that?

#57 | Posted by TheTom at 2010-01-16 04:48 AM | Reply | Flag:------

Well that does account for the afterbirth so that means there is still a child out there.