May I invoke a Godwin's corollary and call this thread over, or would that just make me a tool of the all seeing Eye?

Is Looneytarian the new nom de blog for JeffnDenmark, or is he just bonkers?

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-01-13 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Wazzamatta, Doc?

Can't reply to it on its merits?

"Can't reply to it on its merits?"

What "merits"?

Would've thought a simpleton partisan like yourself would love the Bush complicity? Do you subscribe to revisionist history to protect your "enemies" to deny the bigger picture?

3,000 years and they still haven't taken over? Wow, what a group of fucking geniuses.

"By January 1981 when Reagan was sworn in, all 52 U.S. hostages were released. Shortly thereafter, the Prime Minister of Portugal and others in his government went public then died in a strange plane crash."

Don't forget Bruce Wayne, Ricky Nelson, Vic Morrow, and Randy Rhoads.

Wow, Looneytarian, that rabid dog bite really took hold, didn't it?

You still hanging out in Denmark, or did you get a temp gig as a clown with the National High School Rodeo Association?

#7 | Posted by L_RContrarian

So you are saying if a person belongs to a fraternal organization, they are part of the illuminati?

I feel gipped, I am a 32 degree mason and I'm not in the illuminati. I've read some books about it and they are good yarns. I recommend the illuminati trilogy by robert anton wilson.

"I recommend the illuminati trilogy by robert anton wilson."

Indeed. I've been reliably informed that Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea were awarded the Theodore Giesel Prize for Literature, George Orwell Prize for Historical Revisionism, and Sam Spade Prize for Investigative Reporting for teir "The Eye of the Pyramid - The Golden Apple - Leviathan" trilogy of cosmic understanding but that they were replaced by human-reptillian hybrid clones before they could enjoy the fruits of their labors.

Or so I've been told.
~Looneytarian

Hail lucifer.

#8 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-01-13 07:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

3,000 years and they still haven't taken over? Wow, what a group of f*ing geniuses.

Good point. In recent history, they have screwed up many times with OKC, WTC I that was supposed to be 911, Operation Northwoods didn't happen, Cheney's wet dream of painting airplanes to look like terrorists never happened, etc....

For being a "secret" society, people seem to know quite a bit about the Illuminati. Or they think they do. Actually, the only things LR knows about the Illuminati is what the Illuminati want LR to know about the Illuminati.

#10 doc
Very transparent indeed. All you got is an arsenal of ad homile BS? #5,6,7 were all addressed to you.

#11 lipz
if a person belongs to a fraternal organization, they are part of the illuminati?

First, Lipz if you're a FreeMason, you already know all of this inside and out. You are very much aware that Illuminati is not a club to be joined.

Interesting choice of words. Under fraternity, Wikipedia describes:

The development of Freemasonry in the early 1700s became a watershed moment in fraternal organization, and there have been hundreds of varieties of Freemasonry, and thousands of closely parallel organizations since then. Virtually all fraternal organizations today bear some debt to the models of organization first worked out in Masonic lodges. There are many attributes that fraternities may or may not have, depending on their structure and purpose. Fraternities can have differing degrees of secrecy, some form of initiation or ceremony marking admission, formal codes of behavior, disciplinary procedures, very differing amounts of real property and assets.

I personally draw the line at levels of secrecy or the swearing blood oaths.

Dude, when I wake up in the morning I don't have to sacrifice to the Illuminati. In fact, I pretty much do what I want. Epso Irgo, the Illuminati have no influence on me or my family, and you're a drug-addled dumbfuck.

I think Tadowe, l_r, and our friend Cophenhagen Slim are all the same person.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-01-13 08:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

You cant speak for yourself, instead must pontificate stereotypical ad hominems on another?

I think Tadowe, l_r, and our friend Cophenhagen Slim are all the same person.

It would not surprise me to learn they were all abandoned at birth (smart move, mom!) and raised by the same crack whore.

"must pontificate stereotypical ad hominems"

Tatoooed on the back of 'is neck.

#18 prey
I don't have to sacrifice to the Illuminati. In fact, I pretty much do what I want. Epso Irgo, the Illuminati have no influence on me or my family

The "Illuminati", really, is merely a convenient term to refer to those individuals and secret organizations who continue to pursue the same goals in our time. Today, fronted by the powerful banking dynasties of the world, the Illuminati exercise supremacy over the world's governments, as well as their economies, and even their cultures.

You are affected -- like it or not.

So, what's the hoopla? Where are the re-education camps? Where are the bodies dropping dead from the contrails? WTF?

#21 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-13 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Hail Lucifer?

you're cooked.

Fish on the line...

Get a grip, freak.

Where are the bodies dropping dead from the contrails?

The reptoid larvae aren't set to pop out of your chest cavity 'till 2012. If you suffer occasional bloody stools before then, don't be concerned. It's a consequence of their accelerating growth.

#24 prey
Where are the re-education camps?

#28 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-13 09:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Your links are impotent as ever, LR.

TERRORISM & THE ILLUMINATI CHAPTER 26: AlQaeda

The Muslim Brotherhood has acted as a clever technique to recruit agent-provocateurs for the Iluminati. However, these various terrorist groups, through representing different factions, are part of a single network serving the same Illuminati cause. When we explore the political and financial connections of the terrorists, we find that these are not merely wayward fanatics, operating in isolation, but that their channels penetrate to the upper reaches of power, in the British and American governments, and outward into the nether regions of the occult and criminal underworlds.

The real Muslim Brothers are those whose hands are never dirtied with the business of killing and burning. They are the secretive bankers and financiers who stand behind the curtain, the members of the old Arab, Turkish, or Persian families whose genealogy places them in the oligarchical elite, with smooth business and intelligence associations to the European black nobility and, especially, to the British oligarchy.

Wow... where the hell does LR get this stuff? There certainly isn't enough room in his own ass. How much of your life have you wasted in the dingy, cobweb infested corners of this series of tubes? You're up to your eyeballs in horseshit.

I am a 32 degree mason and I'm not in the illuminati.

Damn, they couldn't at least put you above freezing?

Cheney's wet dream of painting airplanes to look like terrorists never happened, etc....

So Cheney wanted to make it look like Osama's head was crashing into the WTC? Wouldn't that make the plane less aerodynamic?

The hilarious thing about people like LR is their selective acceptance of information and concomitant denial of doing so. Anything written in a book is absolutely true, so long as it's a book that agrees with LR. Otherwise, the book is simply a ploy by our reptilian-human hybrid Illuminati free mason banker cabal apparatchik ad hominem eugenic overlords to fool us into thinking THEY *wink wink* don't exist.

Oh but they do...they do...

#35 jpw
The hilarious thing about people like LR is their selective acceptance of information and concomitant denial of doing so.

Much easier to brainlessly degrade, while too lazy to Google? Didn't you learn last time with your Pandemic Level 6 faux pause?

#34 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-13 11:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#30 | Posted by L_RContrarian at 2010-01-13 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

#25 | Posted by L_RContrarian at 2010-01-13 09:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Much easier to brainlessly degrade, while too lazy to Google? Didn't you learn last time with your Pandemic Level 6 faux pause?

Ok, so first you denigrate me for not Googling the topic (something you took issue with in the past...), then you bring up the past incident that you took issue with using Google.

OK here's your badge of honor.

Fuck you're stupid, LR_Contrarian.

Now Bani won't feel so elite being in my "Fuck You're Stupid" club.

The concept you either refuse or fail to grasp is that just because you can find it through Google doesn't make it true.

Didn't you learn last time with your Pandemic Level 6 faux pause?

Oh wait.

You're talking about the time they changed the definition to make it HARDER to declare a level 6 pandemic while acting like they made it easier so big pharma could make massive profits.

I remember that one.

It was one of your particularly massive fails.

fnord

#38 | Posted by jpw at 2010-01-14 01:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

Now Bani won't feel so elite being in my "F*k You're Stupid" club.

It's an honor.

What's with and the blank post? Oh, hold on a second, there is something there. No, wait... no... NO!... OH GOD THEY'RE EATING MY EYES!!!

It was one of your particularly massive fails.

You can count on at least one of those every day from LR.

I am a 32 degree mason and I'm not in the illuminati.

Of course, only 33rd degree Triple Scotch Malt Masons are allowed in the Illuminati. You have to win a lot of euchre tournaments before they'll even approach you.

I am a 32 degree mason and I'm not in the illuminati

As if we would expect any member of the Illunimati to say they were one.

#44 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

#43 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

As if we would expect any member of the Illunimati to say they were one.

Yeah, any one of us could be one of "them". Even LR. And by "them", you know who I mean. The shapeshifting reptiles from Dimension X that spend their days doing blow, dancing naked around the fire, and fucking each other in the butt to glorify Lucifer.

LR, why are you referring readers back to posts where you make a complete idiot out of yourself? Nobody needs any more convincing of that.

I loved the book. I read it over the summer of 95. Hard as hell to follow for the first 500 pages, then it all just kind of clicks.

pend their days doing blow, dancing naked around the fire, and fucking each other in the butt to glorify Lucifer.

Except for the butt fucking, I'm down with that.

Maybe they'll just let me watch the last part.

The shapeshifting reptiles from Dimension X that spend their days doing blow, dancing naked around the fire, and fucking each other in the butt to glorify Lucifer.
#48 | Posted by ZombieHunter

You mean, you've seen them, too? Was it in Sheboygan?

You mean, you've seen them, too? Was it in Sheboygan?

I was somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert...

#49 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 02:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

#48 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 02:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

#44 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

#43 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-14 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

What's the old saying? That's it!

#37 | Posted by L_RContrarian at 2010-01-14 01:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

#34 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-01-13 11:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#30 | Posted by L_RContrarian at 2010-01-13 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

#25 | Posted by L_RContrarian at 2010-01-13 09:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

It has to be a conspiracy... the Link is dead... they are on to us!

Except for the butt fucking, I'm down with that.

#51 | Posted by silver_ironist

Your gonna hate fridays in hell. it's butt-fucking day!