Once they perfect this thing, no one's ever going to leave the house.

"A New Jersey company"

Ah, they fired Diablow for fucking with the prototype.

Domo arigato.

A New Jersey company says it has developed "the world's first sex robot,

LOL

That's just gross.

The motivation for him to start working on the project is incredibly disturbing, too:

"An engineer, Hines said he was inspired to create the robot after a friend died in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks. That got him thinking about preserving his friend's personality, to give his children a chance to interact with him as they're growing up."

I dunno....the only thing blow up dolls have over real women is that they DON'T TALK.

The mouth needs work and those choppers need to go.

Hey, if sex drives robotics, that's cool. They just need to develop and small and robust (no pun) processor that fits inside (not a laptop)

I dunno....the only thing blow up dolls have over real women is that they DON'T TALK.

#7 | Posted by kanrei

LMAO!

If I went to the extent to buy a robot for sex I really don't want it to talk. I have to put up with that with a wife.

This sort of goes along the lines of the old joke that you don't pay a hooker for sex...you pay her to leave.

the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks.

Didn't the GOP already invent that robot, or am I thinking of Rudy 9-11 Guliani?

Will there be a male version?

-Liberalth

If there is a male version Joey, will probably look and sound like ol' 8" & cut Jeff Gannon. I don't imagine the 4" & plushy Karl Rove model will push any numbers, but you guys are super-phreaky when it comes to sex, so who knows?

8" & cut Jeff Gannon
#15 | Posted by dutch46 at 2010-01-12 07:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Knows this somehow

I hope they have a payment plan for this.

And for a cheaper price I would be willing to do product testing if I get my own bot to test with, or if they do a really good job of cleaning them in between sessions.

I will be so happy when they release the 2.0 version or a patch to the original that includes anal sex!!!

Knows this somehow

Didn't you see his ads?

In other news, Lil' Joe finally lost his virginity.

Roxxxy will make a fine white house intern some day.

How is parroting Jon Stewart any more intellectually original than making "lame fag jokes?"

You're still fumbling around trying to come up with something pithy and erudite.

Who talks like that? Did you use a thesaurus to write that post or are you actually that big of a dork?

Big deal... It's a flesh-colored Pleo w/ a couple additional holes. Maybe you fellas looking to purchase this chick can practice on the little dinosaur first... and for a fraction of the cost.