Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, January 11, 2010

"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up." -- former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich

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Gov. Rod must have mastered the Negro dialect that eludes Barack.

"In that case, make him get us some coffee."

--Bill Clinton

Blago is an idiot. He was a perfect fit for IL government.

"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes."

Gotta love the Enlightened Left. LOL.

www.dpi.nsw.gov.au

Cookie is of the large mouth variety.

Hell, Corky is blacker than Obama. He's shined knobs.

He Rod! Get your Fucking Shine Box. -Billy Batts

ohh my god...the lunacy. my dad worked in a black neighborhood...so I'm black.

Can the people in charge of the 15 minutes please take the mike away from rod?

Obama is a stereotype buster and you are still trying to stereotype him. Keep on doing what you doing and everyone sees you for what you really are.

Cookfish was blackened with Cajun sauces..... but even that doesn't help bottom feeders.

He is in jail. JJ OK that was pretty bad.

Please refer to my earlier comments today about there being enough "crazy" to go around.

LOLz give this guy his own TV show. He is fkng hilarious.

Perhaps MTV could put him on the cast of Real World Chicago?

Blacker than Obama? Perhaps in his soul?

Does that mean he's jailhouse bound?

Well, his hair at least.

Okay, Rodney - you're blacker than Obama.

But he has better hair.

Many African Americans agree that Obama is not a Black man. I agree with Blago.

Wurster-
re: Many African Americans agree that Obama is not a Black man.

How many? Can you name a few? You obviously are relying on information/polling/facts/data that I haven't seen, and are certainly not just pulling this out of your ass, right?

This just in:

Blacko - oops, Blago - now says his remark was "stupid," and that he was speaking "metaphorically."

Okay, Rodney, but you're cutting yourself out of the slave reparations deal:

www.sfgate.com

he has more street cred then obama will ever have.

"i was the first black president" bill clinton

"i was the first black president" bill clinton

#23 | Posted by semtex111 at 2010-01-11 12:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Bill Clinton never said that, so why do you put it in quotation marks?

"i never had sex with that woman" bill clinton

#20 | Posted by BetelG

You obviously can't remember the primaries.

www.salon.com

www.huffingtonpost.com

"i never had sex with that woman" bill clinton

#25 | Posted by semtex111 at 2010-01-11 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Even when you actually quote someone you can't get it right.

i have a public education,there is no right or wrong as long as your are trying.

#28

Your participation trophy is in the mail.

Blago has apologized as did Harry Reid, not that it makes it ok in either case. Different results. Reid was immediately forgiven by Obama. No comment to Blago. If you're an insider crony that still has important work to do for the cause, you are forgiven. If you're a wash-up and of no further use, forget it.

and why is this little guy still around anyway?

BLAGO DEFENDS REMARKS: "IT'S A BLACK THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND"
Calls Self "Blackest Man in America"

CHICAGO - Hours after being quoted as saying that he is "blacker than Barack Obama," former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said that he had been "misunderstood by the white media," adding, "It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand."

But even as Mr. Blagojevich tried to explain his controversial comment, he may have dug a deeper hole for himself, telling reporters, "When I said that I was blacker than Barack Obama, I wasn't singling him out - I am, in fact, the blackest man in America."

Raising the ante, Mr. Blagojevich urged reporters to consult an authority on the subject of blackness: "Don't take my word for it -- ask Harry Reid."

Reached for comment, Sen. Reid (D - Nev) said he was agnostic on the matter of Mr. Blagojevich's blackness, but added, "For a black man he does look rather light-skinned to me."
www.borowitzreport.com

I have a better Negro dialect than Blago, homeboy.

ah doc

he was just talking about the 'black experience'...

igno...nice ghetto talk....but is your hat on backwards or sideways like mine is....I think on the way out I will pull my pants down so far my DRAWERS will be sticking out at the top....think that will impress some ladies???

"I think on the way out I will pull my pants down so far my DRAWERS will be sticking out at the top....think that will impress some ladies???"

It might, were it not for the skidmarks.

"I think on the way out I will pull my pants down so far my DRAWERS will be sticking out at the top....think that will impress some ladies???"

Wearing your drawers on your head is no way to go through life, son.

Hey Blago if you can produce a genuine "birth certificate" then you're already more legitimate than Obama!!!

"That's why I went to Harlem, because I think I am the first black president,'' Clinton responded, referring to plans for his new office in New York, according to an AP report.

Everyone is forgetting that Obama is 1/2 white, so maybe Blago is right..

Blago is a nut.

Blago is a nut.

That's putting it mildly. Hi Murphy! Go Chargers! :-)

Something tells me he's not a very good comedian.

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